I'm looking for Ma Zhiming's crosstalk lines for 'The Big Bodyguard'. Thank you so much!

There were many lines in crosstalk that could be used as reference for the more classic ones: 1. Selling: I sell oil, not onions. 2. The theory of the toilet: Going to the toilet and not taking a shit is equivalent to not going. 3. Ventriloquism: When performing, a ventriloquist can make various sounds with his mouth, such as blowing a whistle, coughing, drinking water, etc. Imitation: Imitation actors will imitate various people, animals, voices, etc. to achieve a funny effect. Skit: A form of crosstalk that uses humor and sarcasm as its main means. [6. Cross-talk: A crosstalk technique that uses repeated words, sentences, and tunes to create a funny effect.] Tongue twisters: Tongue twisters were a type of crosstalk dialogue that required the actors to speak extremely quickly. 8. Witty remarks: Witty remarks refer to some humorous, humorous, and sarcastic words. 9. Singing opera: opera actors will imitate various opera characters such as Beijing opera, Henan opera, Pingju opera, etc. Crosstalk Integration: A form of crosstalk that uses a variety of crosstalk techniques, such as "Crosstalk Convention" and "Happy Comedian". These are some classic crosstalk lines. Of course, there are many other funny lines that you can choose according to your preferences.

Crosstalk was usually a humorous language game that amused the audience by changing or confusing the original meaningful words. The following are some examples of crosstalk: "This isn't me, this isn't me. Why am I here?" (This isn't me, this isn't me, why am I here?) 2 "I want to eat pancake fruit, not onions"(I want to eat pancake fruit, not onions) 3 "I went to the cinema yesterday and saw a good movie"(I went to the cinema yesterday and saw a good movie) 4 "There are five keys in this box"(There are five keys in this box) 5 "I want milk tea, not pearls"(I want milk tea, not pearls) 6 "This teacher is really bad"(This teacher is really bad) 7 "I want fried chicken, not fries"(I want fried chicken, not fries) These examples show the variety and flexibility of the counter-words in crosstalk, which makes the audience feel humorous and fun when listening to crosstalk.

There were some classic lines in Guo Degang's new crosstalk,"The Scholar," such as: 1 " Literature is a fart, but I treat it like a treasure." " Not only do I write novels, I also write poems, essays, and scripts." " Literature is for those who have feelings. I don't have any feelings, so I play literature." 4 " To write a novel, there must be a scene. For example, if I want to write about a morning, I have to describe that hazy feeling." "I've written no less than a hundred novels, but I've never written a decent article." " You can't rush when writing a novel. You have to write slowly. The more anxious you are, the worse it will be." " Literature is nothing, but I like to eat."

The video and lines of the crosstalk segment "I'll spoil you" were as follows: " I'll spoil You " was a song composed by crosstalk actor Guo Degang. The lyrics told the story of a parent who " doted " on their child. The video was as follows: " Upside Down " was a song composed by crosstalk actor Yue Yunpeng. The lyrics told the story of a person who was often lectured for not following the rules. The video was as follows: It should be noted that due to the copyright issues involved in the content of the crosstalk segment, obtaining the video and lines of the crosstalk segment required legal means.

I'm not a fan of online literature. I'm just a person who likes to read novels. I can't provide the layman's revised version or any other form of novel resources. However, if you need to read the book, you can search for the novel online and find various versions and different translation. Please note that you should respect the copyright and avoid copyright violation when reading novels.

Crosstalk Script: Time Travel and Anti-Time Travel Performer: Zhang Shaohua, Li Jian Character Introduction: Male protagonist: Wang Dachui Female protagonist: Sister Lin Script content: (Zhang Shaohua plays Wang Dachui and Li Jian plays Sister Lin) The first scene: Zhang: Wow, isn't this transmigration? Li: Yeah, I just transmigrated to an ancient society. Zhang: Ancient times? That's really interesting. Li: Yes, I also want to experience the life of the ancient times. Zhang: Then what do you want to do? Li: I want to go on an adventure to see if there were anything similar to modern society in ancient times. Zhang: Alright then, let's go on an adventure. The second scene: Zhang: Wow, we found a cave. Li: Yeah, it's dark inside. We have to find a way to get in. Zhang: I took out my flashlight and shone it at the entrance of the cave. Li: I followed him and we entered the cave together. Zhang: Wow, the cave is really big. Li: Yeah, we found a giant beast. Zhang: Ah, it's a giant beast! Li: We have to think of a way to deal with it. The third scene: Zhang: We took out our weapons and prepared to fight the giant beast. Li: Alright, let's start. Zhang: We failed and the behemoth ran away. Li: We are not willing to continue searching for the Behemoth. The fourth scene: Zhang: Finally, we found it trapped in a huge maze. Li: We have to find a way to save it. Zhang: We walked out step by step according to the instructions in the maze. Li: We finally rescued the beast and got its protection. Fifth scene: Zhang: Wow, we got the favor of a beautiful princess. Li: Yes, the princess asked us to build a castle for her. Zhang: Alright, let's start building. Li: We also became good friends in the process. Zhang: Finally, our castle was built. Li: Ah, we're living a happy life.

There were some classic lines in Guo Degang's crosstalk,"I Am a Scholar," such as: I like to turn words into music and music into dance. Literature is a way of spiritual communication, through words, people can feel the charm of emotions and thoughts. Writing a novel requires creativity and imagination. It requires characters, plots, and stories. Literature is an eternal art that can transcend time and space to make people feel resonance and emotional resonance. I like to write a complete story so that readers can experience the plot and characters in it personally. I hope these lines can help me enjoy the charm of literature!

For books like "Looking at You", which were warm and romantic, one could refer to the following books: 1 "A Gentleman Is Hard to Find" Text: They used to be enemies, but an accident brought them together again. Although they were enemies, they both yearned for a simple and sincere love deep in their hearts. Can they resolve their hatred and walk together for a lifetime? 2 "The Wind Raises the Green duckweed" Text: There was not only love between them but also a special friendship. Under the arrangement of fate, could they re-establish a deep friendship when they met again? 3 "Flowing Light is Easy to Throw People Away" Text: They were the light in each other's lives. They had walked through many scenes together, but fate had brought them together. There was a deep relationship between them and a complicated entanglement. Would they be able to walk through life hand in hand under the arrangement of fate? Time flies Text: They used to have a good time together, but as time passed, everything changed. Would they be able to rediscover those beautiful memories and face the challenges of the future together? The above are some of the warm and romantic novels like "Looking at You" that I hope can satisfy my needs.

Zhang Ailing's works are as follows: Zhang Ailing's novels include Red Rose and White Rose, Aquilaria Fragrance, Love in a City-Toppling City, Jasmine Fragrance, etc. Zhang Ailing's novels have been widely circulated and adapted, including movies, TV dramas, plays, musics and many other forms. Zhang Ailing's works are regarded as classics in the history of modern Chinese literature and are deeply loved and respected by readers. In addition to novels, Zhang Ailing also published a large number of essays, poems and essays. Her unique style and profound thoughts were praised as the treasures of modern Chinese literature. Eileen Chang's works can be found in various literature database and online bookstores, including libraries, e-book platforms, etc.

The ancient princess's novels can be referred to as follows: 1. The Princess Is Poisonous This was a sweet pet novel that described the relationship between the ancient princess and the prince consort. The plot was complicated and the writing was beautiful. It was very worth reading. 2 "Feng Qiuhuang" This was a TL novel set in ancient times. It described the complicated emotional entanglement between a princess and a son-in-law. The plot was full of ups and downs, and the writing was smooth. 3 "Thousand Bones of Flowers" This was a TL novel set in ancient times. It was about the love story between a princess and a son-in-law. The plot was complicated, the characters were vivid, and the writing was beautiful. 4 "Palace Heart Locking Jade" This was a modern TL novel about a modern girl who traveled to ancient times to become a princess and a son-in-law in the palace. The plot was full of ups and downs, and the writing was beautiful. The above are a few classic novels about ancient princesses. I hope you can help.