The following were some funny comments from his circle of friends: I ate an apple before I went to bed last night, but when I woke up this morning, I felt a stomachache. Now I'm worried that I'll be bitten to death by the apple. 2. I met a new trainer at the gym today. He asked me if I was a newbie. I said yes. Then he asked me if I wanted to join his personal trainer program. I thought about it and decided to practice by myself. Today, I saw a person on the street whose profile picture was a chicken. My heart was filled with fear, so I quickly fled the scene. Today, I heard a classmate call him and say that he hadn't eaten in the desert for a few days. I gave him a can of coke and after drinking it, he actually said that it wasn't a drink but sand. I saw a beautiful woman jogging today and I couldn't help but say hello to her. However, she ignored me. I thought about it. After all, I'm not her type. Today, I saw a man reading a book called " One Hundred Years of Solitude " in the library. I asked him curiously what he was reading, and he replied that it was a novel about love. I saw a person eating in the canteen today. He suddenly cried while eating. I asked him why, and he replied that he only realized today that the food in the canteen was hot. I sent a red packet in the school group today, but no one dared to accept it. I thought about it and decided to send one myself. Then I received 100 thank you messages. These comments were so interesting that people couldn't help but want to share them with others.
As a fan of online literature, I don't have a real circle of friends because I'm just a program without human emotions and social interactions. But according to my knowledge of online literature, some comments can be very strange and funny because online literature is usually full of humor, absurdity and irony. For example, some novel critics might say that a certain character was an " anti-human existence " or that a certain plot was " too melodramatic, as if it happened in reality." Some novel reviews might also express admiration for the author or disgust for a certain character. The content of online literature reviews was very diverse. It could be strange, funny, or profound and touching.
"The Unrestrained Search for Immortals" is a fantasy romance novel written by the author, The Most Beautiful Face You. The general plot of this novel is as follows: A cultivation family, the path of cultivation of a proud daughter of heaven. My path is to be free and unrestrained… ---------------------------- Supreme Immortal was a fantasy immortal cultivation novel written by the author Xiaoran. The general plot of this novel was: Mu Cheng, who was at the bottom of the Refinement Stage, had ancient memories. No matter where he went, he could pretend to be a senior expert. I heard that you're a prodigy? Sorry, I specialize in stepping on prodigies. I heard that you have high-grade pills? I'm sorry, but I've already given away that crappy toy in bulk. I heard that you want to kill me and steal my treasure? Sigh, when you have this thought, you have already been destroyed by me. ---------------------------- "Supreme Bloodless" was an oriental fantasy novel written by the author at the age of eighteen. The general plot of this novel was: Really, the world is not as beautiful as you think… P.S. Please recommend it as a collection ~~ ---------------------------- "The Counterattack of the Perfect Female Supporting Character" was a fantasy romance novel written by the author, Dream 1.7 meters. The general plot of this novel was: As the carrier of the supporting actress system, Jinshu would transmigrate to such a girl every time. She had an extraordinary family background, exquisite looks, excellent double quotient, and outstanding ability…However, when she met the male and female leads, her double quotient suddenly fell off and became a stumbling block in their relationship. In the end, her reputation was ruined. Jin Shu expressed that this was not a problem. Wasn't it just a double business? Just pick it up! As for the male and female leads? Who do you want? I won't serve you anymore! I Don't Know What's Wrong? I Clearly Did Check It Before I Sent It, But I Don't Know Why It's Not Segmented, And There's Even A Huge Bunch Of Typos! The content of this chapter is in chapters 31 to 34. Little angel, please check it carefully! ---------------------------- "The Perfect World: I Have a Supreme Bone in My Body" was a light novel by the author, the comical pink newcomer. The general plot of this novel was: A perfect world, a spirit that covered the sky. A beautiful song passed down for hundreds of generations. An ode that would never fade away. The children of the vast wilderness wanted to leave the vast wilderness... ---------------------------- "The Unfettered Emperor of the Perfect World" was a light novel written by the author, a loose cultivator of the mortal world. The general plot of this novel was: An Lan: "The peak of immortals, proud of the world!" You! You! Don't come over!" "Young man!" Everything can be discussed. Can you put down the sword in your hand first?" "Young man! You don't care about martial arts, but you're here to deceive and sneak attack a crippled old man like me!" "Red-haired monster! Save me, save me!" "Sorry! I'm already in my twilight years. There's nothing I can do!" When a transmigrator arrived in the perfect world, he would transform into the biggest street punk in the myriad worlds and play with the affairs of the past. ---------------------------- "The Supreme Immortal Emperor of the Perfect World" was a light novel by the author, Doomsday Fate. The general plot of this novel was: Wang Ye was once an ordinary youth. He was a hero who saved a damsel in distress, but unfortunately, he overdid himself, causing death and becoming a murderer. On the way to judgment... After he transmigrated, he was blessed with luck and the system, perfectly spreading the good name of "sneak attack maniac". [Tagged: Despicable, Universal Love!] ---------------------------- "Absolute Female Fairy" was a fantasy romance novel written by Mai Luo. The general plot of this novel was: It wasn't easy for me to come to the Flowing Fire Continent, a fantasy world of spiritual energy, but I became a good-for-nothing in the eyes of the world. Did the heavens throw me here to be a good-for-nothing? Let's see how I step on the path of an expert. There are so many handsome men, so cool! ---------------------------- Struggle Villain was a Xianxia novel written by I Am a Stray Cat. The general plot of this novel was: Wang Xueyao, as a good person for ten generations, reincarnated into the cultivation world with a large amount of merit and became an immortal in the cultivation aristocratic family. Originally, she thought that her life was like this, waiting for death, eating, drinking, and having fun, bullying men and women, and cultivating while she was at it. But in fact, the first step to starting an immortal life is how to keep your unborn life…There was also a CP. Don't ask me again if I have a CP. If you don't like it, you can just click X. Don't tell me about it again. The author has a fragile heart. I'm afraid she can't take it. ---------------------------- Supreme Golden Lotus was a fantasy romance novel written by the author, Yu Qiutong. The general plot of the novel was: A transmigrator! r A transmigrated woman with a system! r A transmigrator with a halo! r All kinds of weirdos kept appearing… Motherf * cker! Can you let me cultivate in peace… Please recommend and comment.
Of course, there were some classic and funny comments: It takes two to tango, and both of you are responsible. 2 was written in such a trashy way that it was completely unreadable. 3 This person's writing style is so good that it's almost like writing a poem. The plot was too ridiculous and completely illogical. This person's worldview was really too small to understand. 6 is so well written that I feel ashamed as an author. This story is so touching that I can't help but cry. The number 8 was so disgusting that it was completely unbearable. This person's writing is so good that it's like watching a movie. This story is so interesting that I can't help but want to continue.
There are a lot of classic funny comments from commentators. Here are some examples: I thought that my life was already worth a few coins, so why wasn't it dead yet? The scariest thing in this world was not death, but finding out that you were nothing! Why did I choose this major in the first place? I was simply going against my fate! If he doesn't die, who can prove that he's the protagonist? I thought that perhaps everything in this world had a psychological shadow. Every time I try to become a successful person, I will find that I am just an ordinary person. I wondered how I could reach the height of Approaching Science with my IQ. Some people are alive, but they are already dead; some people are dead, but they are still alive. I used to think I was the coolest kid in the universe until I opened my eyes. I wonder how I can reach the height of Oddity with my ability to express myself?
After being reborn, he could choose a suitable sentence or text according to his mood and thoughts. They could express their feelings about their rebirth and growth in the script, and they could also share their love and positive attitude towards life. For example, you could choose the following sentence or text: 1. " Rise in the face of adversity, be reborn in despair, improve yourself, and work hard to move forward. " 2. " Life is like a river. Countless memories have become pebbles at the bottom of the river. Pick one up and there are two big words carved on the surface of the casserole-youth. " 3. "I'm reborn. I want to cherish every good day, live with my heart, face health, and face hope! " 4. " After rebirth, I will work hard to improve myself, whether it's my external image or my internal cultivation, so that I can be one step closer to success. " 5. " I'm reborn. I want to write my own story with all my heart. I won't leave any melancholy and sadness behind and move forward. " These sentences or texts could express the positive attitude and expectations for the future after rebirth, and at the same time, they could attract the attention and resonance of friends.
The advertising slogan for Rhinoceros could choose the following sentences: 1. A pillow is clear, and the rhinoceros is gone without a trace. 2. Farewell to the era of Rhinoceros-Pillow Clear. 3. Yi Zhenqing was the nemesis of sinusies. 4. One Pillow Clear allows you to solve these troubles from the root. 5. A pillow is clear, can cure nasal obstruction, have face. Please note that the above sentences were collated from the search results provided. Some sentences may not be complete or accurate enough.
The steps to post a post on WeChat Moments were as follows: 1. Open the Moments app and enter the page you want to share. 2. Long press the content you want to share on the page and choose "copy" or "paste". 3 Open another app (like WeChat or Instagram) and select the "Send" button. 4. In the pop-up "Send" option, select the "Moments" option. 5. Choose the content you want to share and then choose "publish". Note: - You can add a title and description before sharing to better describe the content. - You can add comments or likes from your friends to get more social interactions. - Please note that the content shared by your Moments may be restricted and censored by the platform.
Life is a journey. Everyone has their own path to take. What should come will come. What should go will not stay. Life is too short. Why should we always be entangled in the past? Why should we always be addicted to the future? The only thing we can do is to cherish the present and welcome the unknown future with the best of ourselves. Time was like a big sieve that could withstand the filtering. Only those who stayed behind were true friends. Life is not perfect, only perfect; Time is not perfect, only try your best. There must always be dreams in life, and there must always be pursuits. Cherishing a love and working hard to have a dream is the greatest harvest. No matter what you have experienced, whether it is good or bad, no matter the people you meet are good or bad, they can always teach you something and help you become a better person. No matter how arrogant you are, you must learn to lower your head because living in a low position can bring you closer to happiness.
When you faced your loved ones, you would always feel warmth and gratitude. The intense comments of those spirits might affect your evaluation of this passage. Here are some common comments: I sincerely wish you a happy life. 2 This reminds me of a good friend of mine. He/she is really great. It's okay. I didn't hear you. There's no need to say that. I believe you're good friends. 5 These words touched my emotions sincerely. I am proud to have such warmth and gratitude. These comments can make us more united when we face differences and problems. This passage surprised me with our friendship. We are a team. These words reminded me of a wonderful time we had together. There's no need to say those bad words to make people feel uncomfortable.
I have a very long story that I need to tell you slowly in my life. 2 Everyone would have a young man they liked in their hearts. The story began a long time ago and is still going on now. Everyone once had a dream. Love is like an adventure. You never know what kind of surprise will come next. Some people will never be together in this lifetime, but there is a feeling that can be hidden in the heart for a lifetime. Time will settle the truest feelings; Wind and rain will test the warmest companionship. What went far was just a fleeting cloud, what was left was a love that was worth cherishing. A passionate love may not last long, and a plain love may not be heartless. In this world, there are only those who can't figure it out, and there are no roads that can't be taken. Not every dawn will have sunshine, not every hesitation will have sadness. There is a kind of happiness that is to have a family who loves you, a kind of happiness that is to have a healthy body, and a kind of happiness that is to have a life with you. From the beginning to the end of the story, it was just a picture. Love from the heart to the heart is just a dream. There will always be a place in everyone's heart that belongs to only one person. Love can sometimes be as addictive as poison. Life is like a mirror. If you smile at her, she will smile back at you. Loneliness is because you deserve better. Time will settle the truest feelings; Wind and rain will test the warmest company. What went far was just a fleeting cloud, what was left was a love that was worth cherishing. A passionate love may not last long, and a plain love may not be heartless. Life is very short, you must be bold. Life isn't like Lin Daiyu, who wouldn't be so flirtatious because of sadness. Only by letting go can one better grasp what should be taken up and grasp the most important things. Only then will your life be more exciting. Love is like an adventure. You never know what kind of surprise will come next.