Give me jokes about mental illness, the more the merrier, and the funniest ones that no one has heard of before.

I know a guy with social anxiety disorder. He once accidentally walked into the wrong party. Instead of running away in panic as he usually would, he just froze and started making really awkward small talk with a potted plant. Everyone at the party noticed and found it hilarious. He was embarrassed at first but later could laugh about it too.

The more women, the better: 1. Cold Mist: It described a woman who was cold and heartless, like smoke and fog, and intimidating. 2. Cold Moon Cold (lian yè han): It described a woman who was cold, arrogant, independent, and independent, as cold as the cold moon. 3. Cold Frost and Snow: It described a woman who was cold and heartless, as cold as frost and as cold as snow. 4. As cold as ice (lian réu shuāng frost): It described a woman who was as cold as ice and was difficult to approach. 5. Cold Fragrance Pavilion (lian xiāng huāa): It described a woman who lived in a mysterious fragrance pavilion, cold and arrogant. 6. Cold Pool (Lian yètan Lu): It described a woman who lived in an icy cold pool. 7. Cold Autumn Frost: It was used to describe a woman who was as cold as frost and was proud and intimidating. 8. Cold Moon Song (lian yè yíng): It described a woman who was cold and arrogant, singing a cold and beautiful song. [9. Cold Frost Snow Lotus (lian zhāi yè lian): It described a woman as cold as a frost lotus that emerged from the mud without being stained. It was admirable.] 10 Cold and Ruthless: It described a woman's indifference, coldness, and ruthlessness.

Doctor Danmei, the more warm texts, the better

I'm a fan of online literature and have a wealth of knowledge about it. The following are some jokes for your reference: "Why doesn't he go to heaven?" "He's still a child!" " I used to think I was a genius until I met my teacher." 3 "Why do some people always desperately pursue money and success? Because they don't know that money and success won't pursue them at all." 4 " I once tried to stuff the entire universe into a small box but failed." I used to think I was a vegetarian until I met my dog. I used to think I was cool until I met my elementary school friend. " I used to think I was very mature until I started a game." I thought I would be happy forever until I died. I thought I would become stronger until I experienced some setbacks. I used to think I would become one until I opened a novel.

I recommend the following novels with male leads with mental illnesses: 1. " Miracle Doctor ": This is an urban supernatural novel. The male protagonist has fallen into a low point due to mental illness, but he has a magical ability that allows him to hold his head high in front of his wife. 2. " Long Night Firefly Light ": This novel tells the story of the male protagonist's father, who is a genius with high intelligence and mental illness. The male protagonist himself is autistic. He is brought to the outside world by his mother and is a little afraid of the outside world, but he is touched by the female protagonist. 3. [After Dressed as a Supporting Female, I Tear the Green Tea Script]: The female protagonist of this novel was sent to a mental hospital by the male protagonist because she prevented the male and female protagonists from being together. 4. " Paranoid, He Said I Was Mental Illness ": This was a novel about the male protagonist who was mentally ill and paranoid. It told the story between the male protagonist and the female protagonist. I hope you like the novels recommended above.

Another is the use of absurdity. Like a story where a man tries to use a banana as a phone. The illogical nature of such a scenario is humorous. These funny jokes and stories often play with the norms of our daily life and turn them on their head, making us laugh. They can also involve wordplay, like puns, which add an extra layer of humor.

I'm a fan of online literature and have a wealth of knowledge about it. The following are some common jokes that are full of routines for reference: "Life is like a journey. Some people just stay where they are while others keep moving forward." 2 "If you had joined hands with others earlier, why did I appear later?" 3 " When a person says 'I love you', other than a lover, it can also mean' I need you'." 4 " The real power is to be able to laugh at the prejudice of the world and still be firm in your choice." " There are only two kinds of people in this world. One is those who don't know that they don't know the truth, and the other is those who don't know that they don't know that they have discovered the truth." " Love is like a pair of scissors that cuts off each other's defenses but leaves scars." " Sometimes, a person's best state is when their eyes are filled with stories, but their face is not weathered." "What is the most important thing in life? It was a choice! Choose the person you want to be, choose the place you want to go, choose the dream you want to realize." " Nothing is eternal in this world. The only thing that remains unchanged is change." Sometimes we want too much but get too little."

There were novels similar to Not Mental Illness: Book of Troubled Times, Author: Ji Cha 2:" Spiritual Realm Walker ", Author: Xiao Langjun 3: The Tang's Table, Author: Jie and 2 4." King of Familiars ", Author: Light Spring Flowing Sound Fairy, Please Listen to My Explanation, Author: Mi Tian Building National Forensic Medicine, Author: Zhiniao Village 7:" Wait, Heroine." Author: Guan Guan Gongzi 8: Mantang Colorful, Author: Weird Cousin 9:" Hidden Dead Corner ", Author: Get Lost Final Divine Duty, Author: Tuoba Goudan Beyond Time, Author: Er Gen " This Game Is Too Real." Author: Chen Xing LL Red Heart Sky Patrol, Author: What's the Matter? Ring of Destiny, Author: Squid Who Loves to Dive National Master of Ming Dynasty, Author: West Lake Encountered Rain Choose a Day to Ascend, Author: Otaku Pig 17:" Who's in Love After Rebirth?" Author: What's Wrong? Deep Sea Ember, Author: Yuantong Chapter 19: Cultivation in the Chaotic World of Demonic Martial Arts, Author: Wenplagiarism 20:" Who told him to cultivate!" Author: The Whitest Crow The following is a detailed introduction of these novels: 1." Book of Troubled Times ": Holding a sword, drinking in Jianghu, slender waist and light palm. The young man carried a long saber on his shoulder and hung wine on his waist. He strode forward, but the Jianghu in his heart was vaguely difficult to see. Turning a page in the book of troubled times, it would rain for decades in the Jianghu. Suddenly looking back, the world has been split into pieces. 2." Spirit Realm Traveler ": Selling abalone's new book, hearse drift warning, idiom new warning, sister-in-law warning. [9 stars!] 3." Tang People's Table ":" Tang People's Table " was a book that made people's blood boil. It integrated the people and things of the Tang Dynasty into the dishes of daily life. Author Yun Chu used a unique perspective and creativity to combine history and food, showing us a colorful picture of the Tang Dynasty. The characters in the story were vivid and the plot was fascinating. It was as if they were at a banquet in the Tang Dynasty, feeling the charm of food and the weight of history. The advantage of this book lay in its unique creativity and conception. It perfectly combined history and food, allowing people to taste the charm of history while tasting food. The author used his rich imagination and unique writing style to vividly show the characters and events of the Tang Dynasty, making people feel as if they were there. In addition, although the number of words in this book was not many, every word was filled with the author's intention and creativity. The author used vivid and interesting language to vividly describe the characters and events of the Tang Dynasty, making people feel as if they were in that period and felt the prosperity and prosperity of that period. Overall, The Tang's Table was a good book worth reading. It combined history and food in a unique way, allowing people to taste the charm of history while savoring the food. The creativity and concept of this book was very unique, making people full of surprises and emotions during the reading process. Whether it was a reader who was interested in history or a reader who had a soft spot for food, they could find their own enjoyment in this book. I recommend it to everyone who likes to read. 4." King of Familiars ": The author was very familiar with the character design and plot control. Every character was vivid and lifelike. Many characters, including the main character and supporting characters, were very impressive. Especially the deep writing skills, which made the plot go up and down smoothly. Fairy, Please Listen to My Explanation: Not Bad National Forensic: National Forensic is an amazing novel. The author perfectly combined the knowledge and interest of forensic science, making people feel the charm of forensic science. From daily life to solving cases, the author's description made people feel particularly comfortable, allowing people to experience the unique charm of forensic science. The short stories in the story were also quite interesting, which made people interested in the skills and settings of forensic doctors. Even though some skills were no longer relevant to the practical application of forensics, this did not affect the reader's interest in the story. In addition, the book seemed to have completely abandoned emotional lines, and there was almost no relevant plot, which made the whole story even more interesting. Overall, National Forensics was a novel that made people's eyes light up. It was worth recommending to everyone. Rating: 7." Wait, Heroine ":" Wait, Heroine " was a very comfortable book. The author's writing process was steady, steady, and step-by-step, making it easy and enjoyable to read. The story in the book was compact and made people immerse themselves in it. They could feel the author's foundation and knowledge. Even though there were some places that were a little over-the-top, overall, the book was worth reading. In addition, the author's writing style and character description were excellent, especially the description of the pet bird, which gave people a vivid feeling. In short, this book was a joyful novel that could make people laugh. If you like novels with multiple female protagonists, then this book is definitely not to be missed. 8:" Full Tang Colorful ":" One-sentence Introduction ": The Dark and Gorgeous Tang Dynasty [Book Status]: In Progress < Book Type > History < Tagging > Time Travel, Group Images, Wisdom Battle, Court, Strategy < Remarks > He was picked up and brought back to the Du family at the beginning, and then the Du family faced the destruction of their family. Xue Bai had been killed after defecting to the Crown Prince, but he had relied on Li Linfu to help the Du Family survive. Together with the Du Sisters, they had dragged the Crown Prince down step by step and shone brightly. The building was about to collapse, and danger lurked everywhere. What kind of storm would Xue Bai's origin cause? <What to Watch> Many historical figures during the reign of Emperor Xuanzong of Tang Dynasty Xue Bai's Origins The writing style was experienced, the characters were three-dimensional, and the historical figures matched the historical records. He was good at portraying the characters in detail and had his own views on history. He was good at hiding his pen and writing. His logic was reasonable, his rhythm was compact, and his scheming was amazing. [Rating] 9 [Character Setting] Protagonist: Xue Bai| Supporting roles: Yan Gaoqing, Yang Yuhuan, etc. 9." Hidden Dead Corner ":" Hidden Dead Corner " was a thrilling novel. By describing the growth and transformation of the protagonist in a strange space, it made people feel endless thrills and excitement. The author used his unique writing style and storyline to bring the readers into a world full of strangeness and evil. When the protagonist was facing a life-threatening situation, he strengthened his ability by absorbing flowers, demonstrating his intelligence and courage. The plot was compact and fascinating, making one unable to extricate themselves. Whether it was the plot or the character, this book left a deep impression on everyone. I recommend this book to readers who like horror and fantasy. I believe this book will bring you a different reading experience. 10." Final Divine Duty ":" Final Divine Duty " is a rather good Deep Blue style work. The cheat of this book was the dark blue system that could add points to attributes and skills. It left a deep impression on people. The author's writing style was very skilled, and the world setting was also very good. The various concepts and forces were very rich, and the timing of the author's introduction of these elements was also very appropriate. It did not give people the feeling of changing maps rigidly. The storyline was fascinating, and the protagonist was about to change maps to enter the official faction for the first time, which made people look forward to it. He hoped that the author could maintain this level of writing in the future to avoid the main character's combat power collapsing because of his unparalleled strength. This would maintain the challenge of the story. Overall," The Final Divine Duty " was a highly recommended book, with a recommendation index of 82 points. I especially liked the part about mecha in the book. Although it was temporarily a world of high martial arts, this setting was very novel and made people look forward to what would happen next. Overall, I am very satisfied with this book. 11:" Beyond Time ": Er Da's new book. I've finished reading the first four chapters of the book. It's amazing. The writing feels better. The setting is also a little unpredictable. It's very attractive. I just don't know what kind of world it is. 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Although it was a little slow, as long as one had patience, they could get through the first few chapters. After that, the plot would start to take off. This book gave people the feeling of a person in their dreams. The author's writing style had the feeling of a martial arts classic, but it also integrated the world view of the immortal cultivation type. The plot foreshadowing, character creation, and character description were all excellent. Even though the author was a newcomer to web novels, this book had already shown great potential, making people look forward to the author becoming a god in one book. Although this book was slow to read, it didn't affect the overall reading experience. Instead, it made people want to finish reading a volume in one go and then savor the plot and foreshadowing in detail. Overall, Red Heart Sky Patrol was a pretty good novel. It was worth reading for readers who were in a book shortage. 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He had seen too many emperors of the Ming Dynasty who had transmigrated into the Ming Dynasty, and the second generation of the Duke. In the end, the schemes they played were only for the benefit of their own family. The reason why this book is the best in my heart is not because of the plot or the style of writing. Even the explosive points of the book weren't the most important. Most importantly, it was because of the protagonist's standpoint. He did not do it for himself, but for the people. "The Six Dynasties has nothing to do with it, it's only a private scheme." Teacher Jiang did not have any personal plans. He came here alone. All he wanted was to use his own thoughts to change the world and let the people of the world live a better life. At least, it would be better than the world without him. 16:" Ascending on a Better Day ": Otaku Pig's new book is on the shelves, monthly votes are on the rankings! Otaku big boss awesome, the first 300 million alliance on the Internet! " Who's in Love After Rebirth?"" Who's in Love After Rebirth?" was a fascinating novel. The author brings the readers into a world full of passion and emotion with delicate strokes and keen insight. The protagonist of the story, Jiang Qin, was reborn. He was determined to change his fate and pursue wealth and freedom. By describing Jiang Qin's hard work and struggle, the author showed the story of an ordinary person who kept working hard to pursue his dream. The story was compact and fascinating, making it impossible for people to stop reading. In addition, the author's writing style was elegant and smooth, giving people a gentle and poetic feeling. The whole book was filled with hope and expectation, making people feel the enthusiasm of youth and the longing for the future. Overall," Who's Going to Fall in Love After Rebirth " was a delightful and positive book that was worth reading. 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The author's writing was smooth, the plot was compact, and the unpredictable plot development was fascinating. In general, this book gave people the feeling that the author's imagination had opened up. Every step was filled with excitement and surprises. This book was a good choice for both readers who liked immortal cultivation and fantasy adventures. The recommendation score is 8.9 points. It's worth reading! "Who told him to cultivate!" Very interesting. So far, it seems to be very fun. The plot isn't too surprising. The rhythm is good. It's funny and easy. You can read these novels on Qidian Chinese Network.

A patient in a mental asylum was convinced that he was a superhero. He would run around the asylum with a bedsheet as a cape, trying to 'fly' from one end of the corridor to the other. He even attempted to 'rescue' other patients from non - existent villains.

A young girl was feeling down. She decided to write down all her negative thoughts on pieces of paper and then crumple them up like little balls. Then she set up a 'negative thought basketball hoop' and started shooting the paper balls into it. She was laughing so hard by the end of it. This simple and funny activity helped her to let go of her negative emotions and improved her mental state. It shows that we can use creativity to turn bad feelings into something fun and therapeutic.