Who can share the lines from Song Xiaobao's skit,'I'm Rich?'? Thank you!

I haven't seen the comedy, Song Xiaobao's skit, Robbery, so I can't provide the relevant lines. However, if you want to watch the skit, you can search for relevant content on various major video platforms to watch it. At the same time, if you have any other questions, please feel free to ask me.

Song Xiaobao's skit "Eating Noodles" had the following lines: Old Zhao, these are two bowls of noodles. Enjoy. (Zhao Liang brings two bowls of noodles to Old Zhao) This bowl of noodles has onions and chili. It tastes good. (Zhao Liang handed a big bowl of noodles to Old Zhao and placed another bowl in front of him.) 3 This bowl of noodles is only cheap at 5 yuan. (Zhao Liang handed a big bowl of noodles to Old Zhao and placed another bowl in front of him.) Old Zhao, are you done eating? (Zhao Liang looks at Old Zhao) Old Zhao, what do you want to eat? (Zhao Liang asks) 6. I want to eat hot and dry noodles. (Old Zhao nods) 7 Then give me a bowl of hot dry noodles. (Zhao Liang hands Old Zhao a big bowl of hot dry noodles) Old Zhao, are you done eating? (Zhao Liang looks at Old Zhao) Old Zhao, what else do you want to eat? (Zhao Liang asks) 10. Want to eat mixed noodles. (Old Zhao nods) 11, then give me a bowl of mixed noodles. (Zhao Liang hands a big bowl of noodles to Old Zhao) Old Zhao, Have You Finished Eating? (Zhao Liang looks at Old Zhao) Old Zhao, what else do you want to eat? (Zhao Liang asks) Then give me a bowl of Oil Doused Noodles. (Zhao Liang hands Old Zhao a big bowl of Oil Doused Noodles) Old Zhao, Have You Finished Eating? (Zhao Liang looks at Old Zhao) Old Zhao, what else do you want to eat? (Zhao Liang asks)

As someone who loves to read novels, I don't have real-time access to the video and audio data of the latest 'Happy Comedian'. However, according to what I know, there are some classic lines in Song Xiaobao's skit, Happy Comedian, such as: I thought I was here for the competition? And you want me to sing the song "Qinghai-Tibetan Plateau"? Can you give me some face? I'm just a nobody without any powerful backing. 3 I am a simple person. As long as there's money to be made, I'll be happy. Do I look like a worker to you? It was so hard to work here every day. This skit is for me to chat with you and make you happy. I hope these lines can provide you with some reference.

After I got rich, I felt like a king. I can spend my money and buy whatever I want. I went to a jewelry store and saw necklaces, bracelets, and rings. I wanted to buy them all.

Song Xiaobao's " Confession is Tonight " had the following lines: I like you not because of a moment of impulse, but because of my feelings. My heart already belongs to you. Are you willing to be with me? What I want to say to you is already engraved in my heart. No matter where you go, I will always be by your side. I love you not only because of your beauty, but also because of your kindness and intelligence. If you are willing to let us walk through every moment of our lives together. I will not give you any pressure or restraint, only give you unlimited love and warmth. I hope we can face the challenges of the future together and create beautiful memories together. I love you forever.

The complete lines of Song Xiaobao's skit,"Eating skewers," were as follows: (Scene: Song Xiaobao and his partner, Mary, are eating skewers) Song Xiaobao: "Mary, come and see how delicious this skewer is!" Mary: Yeah, it tastes so good! Song Xiaobao: This skewer of meat is so fresh. It should be chewy! Mary: Yeah, yeah, I think so too! Song Xiaobao: Mary, look at the ingredients for this skewer. Mary: Yes, there's beef, mutton, chicken, vegetables, and chili! Song Xiaobao: Ah, this is too rich! Mary: Yeah, yeah. Can the skewers we usually eat taste like this? Song Xiaobao: Yes, yes, it can be seen how delicious this skewer is! (Scene change: Song Xiaobao and his partner are drinking.) Song Xiaobao: "Mary, look at this wine! It's so delicious!" Mary: Yeah, yeah, I think so too! Song Xiaobao,"This wine tastes so good that it's different from drinks!" Mary: Yes, yes, I like the taste of this wine too! Song Xiaobao: Mary, do you know? I recently discovered a special snack Mary: Really? What is it? Song Xiaobao: It's a snack called "skewers". It tastes better than the usual skewers Mary: Ah, kebabs! I know that kebab! Song Xiaobao: Yes, yes, the skewers are different from the usual skewers Mary: Ah, what's the difference? Song Xiaobao: It uses this special seasoning to marinate and then roast the meat.

Song Xiaobao's " Eat Noodles " is a very classic comedy movie. There are some very famous lines in it. The following are some of them: Do you think I'm from Sichuan if I don't add sugar to my noodles? Boss, two bowls of noodles, one without spiciness and one with spiciness. Why do you want to harm me, you bad guy? 4. Eat noodles in a big bowl, wide noodles, small noodles, short noodles, ramen, no noodles. I don't know you, but I know your smell. If you're so smart, why don't you become a mathematician? 7. You want to order an egg to eat noodles? Do you think I'm eating roast duck? Eight important things were said three times. Boss, give me a bowl of mixed noodles, no sauce, no oil, just mixed noodles. Drink more water when eating noodles or the noodles will burn.

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Song Xiaobao's skit might be called "The Three Xiaobao and the Sissy." In this skit, Song Xiaobao played the role of three Xiaobao and they met a sissy character. This skit was usually funny and told the absurd experiences of a group of small people in their lives.

The lines of the skit," The Opposite of the Truth," were as follows: He's here, he's here, he even brought his dog. The world is so big, I want to see it. The world is so small, I want to see it. The world is so big, I want to bring someone to see it. The world is so small, my wife is still mine. The world is so big, I want to talk to you. The world is so small, the keyboard is so big. The world is so big, my phone is so small. The world is so small, but home is so big. The world is so big, I want to travel.