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You think the funniest joke, don't laugh, don't give points

2024-09-18 16:46
I only want one joke, not a bunch of them. I won't give any more points. If it's really funny, I'll give you more points. I only want one, why are there still so many?
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The following was a funny joke: One day, a mathematician and a physicist went to a bar for a drink. The mathematician took a sip of wine and declared shamelessly,"I know a way to get unlimited gold coins anytime, anywhere." The physicist replied disdainfully,"Oh? Do you mean you can use mathematical formulas to calculate the total number of infinite gold coins?" The mathematician replied,"Yes, that's right! I can list an infinite number of equations and use a computer to solve the answer, which is an infinite number of gold coins!" The physicist was silent for a while and then said," You know, mathematics isn't used to solve practical problems. It's used to fool people." The mathematician angrily interrupted the physicist,"Are you denying the value of mathematics?!"

The Rest Of My Life Is For You

The Rest Of My Life Is For You

Yu Yuehan is the usual rich, perfect, aloof president—the richest man in City H; but one day, a female toddler suddenly appears in his life as his daughter! Despite being certain that he has never touched a woman before, DNA tests certify that the toddler is his! He soon becomes a good 'daddi' for the little toddler, Xiao Liuliu. Two years later, for some inexplicable reason, Xiao Liuliu becomes very fond of a trial nurse, Nian Xiaomu, hired to take care of her. Nian Xiaomu has a strong personality and refuses to let anyone bully her. Constantly wary that anyone might cause harm to his daughter, Yu Yuehan keeps a constant watch over Nian Xiaomu. However, his black-bellied daughter has plans for her father up her sleeves… Over time, Nian Xiaomu reveals her charming side bit by bit; and for the first time in his life, Yu Yuehan is drawn in by this mysterious woman… Keywords: Mysterious Daughter, Cute Daughter, Aloof, Nurse, Strong Woman Cute Scene: "Daddi, you are so handsome!" Xiao Liuliu blushes. "Daddi, I want hugs!" Xiao Liuliu coos. "Daddi, I want a younger sister! Quick make one with Mommi." "Daddi…" Yu Yuehan says in a deadpan fashion, "I have never slept with any woman! How can I have a daughter!?" "Did Mommi sleep with you without you realizing it?" Yu Yuehan: "…” We have a Patreon which you can support us at: https://www.patreon.com/restofmylifeisforyou We have advanced chapters to offer, as well as goals to increase our weekly release rate!
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I can't laugh at any joke recently. Can you tell me the funniest joke you think? Thank you.

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2024-09-17 13:38

Of course. Here's what I think is the funniest joke: One day, a programmer walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He took a sip and noticed that the waiter had been walking around the table as if he was looking for something. The programmer asked the waiter curiously,"What are you doing?" "I'm testing our program to see if it works," the waiter replied. The programmer was very surprised and said,"Your program can work normally. Do you still need to tune it?" The waiter replied,"of course. How can we provide service if it doesn't work properly?"

Why is 'Don't Laugh Comic' funny?

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2024-10-06 14:39

It's funny because of its unique and unexpected punchlines.

Please don't make a big joke...

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2024-09-12 04:41

When you face a challenge, remember: you can express your feelings in any way you want, but don't overdo it. A man asked his mother,"if we take the moon down, will it go?" "No, it will stop at our door," replied his mother. Sometimes you feel very lonely in the air alone. He tried to listen to some music or try to see some treasures. One day, a man asked his good friend,"when can we start learning new knowledge?" "When you feel difficult and helpless," replied the good friend. Sometimes you think about your life alone. Ask yourself,"why am I doing this?" Then, the answer would be revealed. Sometimes you will be very surprised because you have found someone who can help you. Try to tell them your questions and find that they really understand you. One day, a man asked his mother,"why can't I be a great person?" "Because you don't have a real heart," replied his mother. Sometimes you think about your actions alone. Ask yourself,"Why am I doing this?" Then, the answer would be revealed. Sometimes you feel very worried because you have lost an important person. Ask yourself,"If I can get this person back, will I worry again?" Then, the answer would be revealed. Sometimes you think about your own values alone. Ask yourself,"Why am I doing this?" Then, the answer would be revealed. Sometimes you will feel very difficult because you can't overcome a problem. Ask yourself,"why can't I overcome this problem?" Then, the answer would be revealed.

Is the story 'Don't Say It Don't Think It' based on a true event?

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2024-10-15 09:14

It's difficult to say for sure. Maybe there's a kernel of truth in it, or it could just be the author's imagination running wild.

Is the story 'Don't Say It Don't Think It' based on true events?

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2024-09-28 22:15

Hard to say for sure. Maybe there are some real-life elements incorporated, but it's likely a combination of fact and fiction to make it more interesting.

I stared. Don't you dare laugh. (Fanfiction)

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2024-12-12 10:36

I'm not entirely sure what you specifically mean by this statement in the context of fanfiction. It could be a line from a character in a fanfic who is feeling self - conscious or is about to do something embarrassing. Maybe it's a moment of vulnerability where the character doesn't want others to mock them.

Please don't copy the most hilarious joke!

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2024-09-19 22:33

An ant wanted to climb up a tree, so he began to imitate the shape of the tree. As a result, he accidentally fell down. However, the other ants thought that he was just imitating the tree, so they did not pay much attention. But when a bee flew over, all the other ants were shocked because the bee told them that the ant was imitating a person in their lives, and that person was a liar, and the ant was imitating his behavior.

What short but hilarious joke was there! Don't be vulgar!

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2024-09-19 22:25

When you are faced with an unsolvable problem, you can try the following method: ``` For the problems you can't solve, I'll tell you a voice. Solitary Solitary Solitary Solitary Solitary Solitary Solitary Solitary Solitary Solitary Solitary Solitary Alone, alone, alone, alone Alone, alone, alone

Who has a hilarious joke? Don't copy it. Give me 20 if it's good!

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2024-09-01 13:56

A bear and a rabbit were walking in the forest. Suddenly, a wolf ran up from behind and asked the rabbit,"are you okay?" "It's fine," replied the rabbit. The wolf asked the bear,"are you all right?" The bear said,"I'm fine. I'm just a little thirsty." "I'll bring you a glass of water," B. Rabbit said immediately. So the rabbit took out the water from his pocket and handed it to the wolf. The wolf took a sip and said in surprise,"Wow, is this water really not sweet?" The rabbit replied,"Of course it's not sweet. It's just ordinary water." The wolf immediately turned around and ran away. The rabbit looked at the bear holding the wolf's water and sighed,"So honesty is the best strategy!"

Don't abuse, don't abuse

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2024-12-30 02:33

The following are some recommendations for ancient novels that aren't too bad: " The Great Demon King's Wife Flirting Daily " 2. Arty Style 3. Di Daughter's Medical Way 4. A General's Daughter 5. Back to Antiquity 6. "Demon Lord's Favor: The Proud Beauty" 7. Delicate Dimple 8. Changning General 9. "The Royal Guards Kill" 10. " A Good Woman Is Hard to Marry " did not abuse the female lead, and the writing style was also very good. It did not make people feel like it was a little white text. I hope you like these recommendations!

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