Collecting jokes and funny jokes?

As a fan of online literature, I have collected many jokes that are full of tricks. These jokes are often adapted in some way to suit different situations and readers 'tastes. They often involve human nature, emotions, deception, betrayal, and other topics, expressed through humor, irony, or exaggeration. For example, some of the stories would describe how a protagonist would eventually achieve success and happiness through perseverance and self-reflection in the face of setbacks and difficulties. Such a paragraph would usually convey positive energy and encourage readers to not give up when they encounter challenges in life and to persevere in pursuing their goals. Some of the jokes were focused on satirizing or criticizing certain social phenomena and human weaknesses such as greed, selfishness, hypocrisy, deception, etc. Such a joke might give readers a certain warning and reflection, making them cherish their own values and moral standards more. All in all, I have a wide variety of stories in my collection, but they are all based on the plot and character of the characters. I hope to bring some different reading experience and enlightenment to the readers.

Another joke. What's an IT expert's favorite place? The space bar. Because it's always so spaced out.

Alright, here's a funny joke: One day, a snail wanted to go to the movies, but he couldn't climb a tree, so he decided to go to a nearby pond to watch a movie. When the snail reached the pond, it saw a huge movie screen. It began to crawl slowly toward the screen but soon stopped. It began to think,"Where should I start climbing?" At this time, a frog walked by and saw the snail's question, so it said,"You don't have to crawl. You can jump directly to the screen!" The snail nodded and jumped onto the screen. However, when it looked up at the movie, it realized that there was no movie on the screen! It was very surprised and asked,"Why isn't the movie on the screen?" When the frog heard this question, it immediately replied,"Because the movie screen is a two-dimensional plane with no thickness, so the movie is not inside!" The snail thought for a moment and then said,"Oh, I know. I should crawl under it!" At this moment the frog came over again and said,"No, you should climb over it!" "I'm sorry," he said.

The following were all funny jokes: A bird flew into an orchard and saw a sheep lying on the ground, so he asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for the apples," answered the sheep."They haven't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you bite the grass?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They're much tastier than grass!" 2 went to a bar alone and got drunk. His friend was very worried about him and decided to help him go home. When they arrived at his house, his friends tried to help him to the door, but the man kept crying,"Don't take me back to the zoo!" "Why are you going to the zoo?" His friend asked in surprise. The man replied,"Didn't I tell you? I'm dead drunk. You take him back to the zoo so I can go see lions and tigers!" A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately let go of the rabbit and the bird flew away. The man was very angry and asked the rabbit,"why did you fly away?" The rabbit replied,"I wanted to eat carrots, so I went to look for it."

There was this hunter who thought he was a great tracker. He followed some tracks in the snow for hours, thinking he was about to find a huge bear. When he finally found the 'creature', it turned out to be his own dog who had been wandering around in the woods all morning.

Another joke is: What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY. This is a pun as we often think of a key as something that unlocks or is important, and in this case, the 'turKEY' is made to seem like the most crucial part of the Thanksgiving dinner in a funny way.

Here's a joke. Why is rugby like a tea bag? Because it's only strong when it's in hot water! Hahaha.

Here is a joke. Why is the doctor so angry? Because he has no patience.

Here's one. A doctor says to a patient, 'You're obese.' The patient says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor replies, 'Okay, you're ugly too.'

Another joke is: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself! These kind of jokes add a lot of humor to the Thanksgiving spirit.