Short humorous crosstalk lines

1 Look at your eyes, they're staring like bells. Are you often scared? It's better to be optimistic than to be sad. Look at that person's unhappy face, but what's the result? He was still alive. I recently found a good way to get up and run every morning. Not only can it exercise the body, but it can also improve the metabolism and help lose weight. Look, this guy is really handsome, but he's a fool. Look, that person is ugly and has a high IQ. Therefore, whether a person was handsome or not was the key. There's a concert this weekend that I plan to go to. There's also a movie. I'm going to watch a movie. How do you plan to spend the weekend?

Crosstalk is a traditional Chinese art form that originated in Beijing. It was mainly featured by humor and humor. Through the actors 'oral performances, it portrayed some scenes and characters in life so that the audience could understand life through laughter. The following are some classic lines from crosstalk: Crosstalk actor Guo Degang once said,"Crosstalk is a performing art that uses language to convey joy and information." Crosstalk actor Yue Yunpeng once said,"Crosstalk is for the audience to perform, not for the audience to scold." Crosstalk actor Zhao Benshan once said,"Making the audience happy and happy is the function of crosstalk." The crosstalk actor Fan Wei once said,"The duty of a crosstalk actor is to make the audience laugh and make the audience happy." Crosstalk actor Hou Baolin once said,"Crosstalk requires slow training and endless learning." The above are some classic sentences in crosstalk. Through them, you can better understand the charm and characteristics of crosstalk.

The lines of the crosstalk and literary play were an important part of the crosstalk and literary play culture. It was a humorous language commonly used by crosstalk actors in their performances. The following are some common lines from crosstalk: Bao Bei Er: I'll sing a song for everyone. The name of this song is " Wenwan Gourd." There's a line in the lyrics: " The older the Wenwan Gourd, the more precious it is." 2 Guo Degang: I have a Wenwan walnut with a small crack on its surface, but I treat it as a beautiful scenery. 3 Zhang Guoli: I'll perform a comic dialogue for everyone. Let's talk about the story of the comic walnut. Two people were talking under the walnut tree. One of them said,"I recently bought a pair of walnuts. When I first bought them, I thought it was nothing, but the more I played with them, the more interesting it became." The other said," I'm the opposite of you. I bought a pair of walnuts. At first, I thought it was quite expensive, but the more I played with it, the cheaper it became." 4 Yue Yunpeng: I have a Wenwan porcelain. Its name is "White Porcelain Bottle". The pattern of this bottle is very beautiful but it is expensive. 5 Zhao Benshan: I will perform a crosstalk of Wenwan Gourd for everyone. Let's talk about the price and market of Wenwan Gourd.

1 Withered vines, old trees, crows, small bridges, flowing water, people. On ancient roads, the west wind blows, the thin horse goes down, the setting sun sets, the heartbroken man is at the end of the world. 2 Guo Degang: My apprentice can be president. What are you not satisfied with? 3 Zhao Benshan: My biggest regret is that I can't sing rock music, otherwise I could sing Perturbed. 4 Yue Yunpeng: I will sing a song for everyone. This is the only song that I know how to sing. The lyrics are " Two tigers, two tigers fall in love, fall in love." 5 Guo Degang: I once went to Tianjin and saw a beautiful woman on the street. I gave her a song and she replied to me: "What song are you singing?"

(The answer is as follows) I'm a crosstalk actor. My performance style is funny. Hello, everyone. I'm the one who comes to advertise.

An example of a crosstalk script is as follows: A: Hello, everyone. Welcome to the Crosstalk Convention. B: Crosstalk is a traditional Chinese art form. A: It originated in the Ming Dynasty and developed in the Qing Dynasty. B: Act out all kinds of interesting stories and plots through the actor's humorous language. A: Crosstalk is deeply loved by the audience and is known as "China's Comedy Master". B: Today, we have invited a crosstalk actor. His name is Guo Degang. A: Guo Degang is a famous crosstalk actor in China and is known as the leader of the crosstalk world. B: He once achieved great success in the crosstalk world and brought us many classic crosstalk works. A: Now, let's listen to his latest crosstalk work,"Crosstalk Convention." (Guo Degang performs the crosstalk "Crosstalk Conference") B: This crosstalk piece tells the story of a crosstalk actor at the Crosstalk Convention.

Crosstalk was one of the traditional Chinese art forms that originated in Beijing and developed in Tianjin. Crosstalk was mainly about humor and humor. Through imitation, exaggeration, and comical means, it narrated interesting things in life, as well as the characters 'personalities and behaviors. The language standard for crosstalk was usually the local dialect, but it could also be used in Mandarin. Here are some common crosstalk lines: 1. Pinky swear and hang yourself for a hundred years. Don't mention that to me, it's no use. 3. If you can't buy or sell, you still have benevolence and righteousness. 4. The insiders watched the door and the laymen watched the fun. Better be a dog in peace than a man in troubled times. 6. Not afraid of god-like opponents, but afraid of pig-like teammates. Condensation was the essence. They all had one nose and two eyes. You can't catch a wolf without giving up a child. If you let me go, I will make you regret it.

Crosstalk is a traditional Chinese art form that originated in Beijing. The characteristics of crosstalk were to use humor, exaggeration, and comical performances to transform the story and characters into crosstalk language and present them to the audience through rap. Crosstalk lines are an important part of crosstalk performances. They are usually created by actors based on their own experience, knowledge, and cultural background to express the emotions and thoughts of the characters.

Alright, here are some funny crosstalk lines: 1 " I'm a heroine. I'll beat you up into a sieve!" " Thanks to my owls. They fly over my head every day to help me filter information." 3 " I want to eat chocolate cake like Tang Sanzang wants to cross the flaming mountain." 4 " My pet is a cat. It can lay golden eggs, but it can't lay silver eggs." 5 " I once had a divine artifact that allowed me to enter other people's brains anytime, anywhere, but they would never find me." " I once had a dream to become a famous doctor, but my dream was eventually written into a book." " I once had a boyfriend who was very smart but eventually became my cat." "I once heard a saying,'If you want to live well, stay by the owl's side.' I think it especially suits me." 9 " I once had a friend who was very smart but eventually became a dog." " I once had a dream of becoming an actor, but my dream turned into a bird."

I can't provide you with a complete set of short crosstalk lines. Short crosstalk was a special form of crosstalk. It usually only had a few dozen lines and was very humorous. They usually appeared in the form of dialogue and told interesting and humorous stories between two people. If you want to learn about short crosstalk, you should go to a crosstalk teahouse or a crosstalk club to consult an experienced crosstalk actor.