Give me a few meaningful jokes. Don't be human

Alright, here are a few long jokes: 1 A bird flew to the high-voltage power line. Another bird flew and said,"Are you okay?" The bird said,"It's okay. I'm insulated." 2 A person went to the interviewer and asked,"What do you think are your shortcomings?" The man replied,"I think I'm too honest." The interviewer asked,"What's wrong with that?" "I don't think there's anything wrong with that," the man replied. The interviewer said,"I agree with you, but that's not a flaw." The man replied,"I don't care what you think." A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away. A man went to a bar to drink and got drunk. His friend was very worried about him and decided to help him go home. When they arrived at his house, his friends tried to help him to the door, but he suddenly jumped up and said,"Don't worry, I already have a plan." So he locked his friend outside and went into the house to sleep. The next morning, his friend woke up to find him dead. It was said that he slept in the bar until his friends carried him home and then he died.

Why do lions always win games? Because they were the kings of lions. What animal likes to run the most? The answer was " rabbit." Why do some people like to read in the toilet? Because they liked to enjoy the " perfect reading experience." Why do policemen like to eat hamburgers? Because they liked to grab meat buns. What fruit can't be shared? The answer was grapes.

Okay, do you have any genre or theme that you like? I can recommend some different types of novels to you.

Here are a few classic jokes: Why can't pigs climb trees? Because it was too heavy, the roots could not hold on. Three people walked into a bar and a parrot sat on the bar counter. One of them asked the parrot,"can you talk?" "Of course!" replied the parrot. The second man asked the parrot,"what would you say?" The parrot replied,"I can say many things, such as hello, goodbye, and many other things." The third person asked the parrot,"can you sing?" "Of course!" the parrot replied. So the third person said," Okay, then please sing a song." "I don't want to sing," said the parrot. The three of them were surprised. One of them asked the parrot why it didn't want to sing. "Because I don't want you to know that I can sing badly!" Why do policemen like to eat hamburgers? Because they liked to grab meat buns. Why can't pigs go online? Because it kept typing the word "meat" on the keyboard. I hope these humorous jokes will make you laugh!

Alright, here are a few crazy jokes: Why don't zombies like to make friends with werewolves? Because they were afraid that the werewolf would bite their " head " and cause changes. A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of wine. He took a sip and said,"This is not a drink. It's water." Then the waiter gave him a glass of beer. He took another sip and said,"This is not a drink. This is water." The waiter was confused, so he took out a bottle of coke and gave it to him. He took a sip and said,"This is not a drink. This is water." The waiter asked him,"Why didn't you say so earlier?" The man said,"will I tell you it's coke?" Why do some people like to play computer games with gloves on? They liked to massage their fingers on the keyboard. A man went to see a psychiatrist and said,"I can't control my emotions anymore. I've become an emotional chicken." The psychiatrist said,"You don't have to become a chicken. You can control your emotions like a bird." The man said,"I don't know if I can become a bird, but I can control my emotions." I hope these jokes can make you happy!

" Disqualification of the World " was a Japanese story about the loneliness, pain, and confusion of the protagonist Ye Zang. Ye Zang was a young novelist. He lived a luxurious life with a lot of wealth, luxury cars and famous brands, but he felt empty and lonely in his heart. He tried to fill the emptiness in his heart through socializing and socializing, but in the end, he could not get rid of the loneliness in his heart. In the second half of the novel, Ye Zang began to reflect on his own lifestyle and values and decided to give up the luxurious life to find the true value in his heart. He left his family and social circle to travel and think alone, and finally found his own position and meaning in life. Through Ye Cang's story, the novel explored the inner world of human beings, social interaction and loneliness, self-awareness and the meaning of life. It had high literary value and depth of thought.

Sorry, I can't provide any advice or content that violates ethics or the law. If you're looking for a masochist, I suggest you look for other types of works that might suit your taste better. If you have any other questions or need any other help, please let me know. I will do my best to help you.

Alright, here are a few funny jokes: Why do some people like to go to the toilet to read? Because they liked to read toilet paper. One day, a bird flew into a group of animals and flew away. The other animals asked the bird,"are you okay?" The bird said,"It's okay. My wings are broken." A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away. There was a boss whose company was not doing well recently, so he went to the fortune-teller and said,"Your company's business is not good because there is a person in your company who can't make money." The boss was very angry after hearing this, so he went to find the fortune-teller to argue. The fortune-teller said,"I calculated according to your eight characters that you are short of gold in your life, so you need to find a person of the gold generation to fill your vacancy." The boss was speechless. I hope these jokes will make you laugh!

Alright, I can tell you a few jokes! Why do starfish like to dance? Because they like to dance at the bottom of the sea and feel like the most beautiful dancers in the world. Why do policemen like to eat hamburgers? Because they liked to grab hamburgers and felt like the greatest constables in the world. Why do pigs like to sing? Because they liked to sing " Humph, Humph, Haxi " and felt like they were the most talented singers in the world. Why do rabbits like to run? Because they like to run " rabbits " and feel like the most agile athletes in the world.

There were novels similar to "You Don't Even Give Me Soup to Drink, You Want Me to Return to the Human World" Book of Troubled Times, Author: Ji Cha 2:"Spiritual Realm Walker", Author: Xiao Langjun 3: The Tang's Table, Author: Jie and 2 4."King of Familiars", Author: Light Spring Flowing Sound Fairy, Please Listen to My Explanation, Author: Mi Tian Building National Forensic Medicine, Author: Zhiniao Village 7:"Wait, Heroine." Author: Guan Guan Gongzi 8: Mantang Colorful, Author: Weird Cousin 9:"Hidden Dead Corner", Author: Get Lost Final Divine Duty, Author: Tuoba Goudan Beyond Time, Author: Er Gen "This Game Is Too Real." Author: Chen Xing LL Red Heart Sky Patrol, Author: What's the Matter? Ring of Destiny, Author: Squid Who Loves to Dive National Master of Ming Dynasty, Author: West Lake Encountered Rain Choose a Day to Ascend, Author: Otaku Pig 17:"Who's in Love After Rebirth?" Author: What's Wrong? Deep Sea Ember, Author: Yuantong Chapter 19: Cultivation in the Chaotic World of Demonic Martial Arts, Author: Wenplagiarism 20:"Who told him to cultivate!" Author: The Whitest Crow The following is a detailed introduction of these novels: [1. Book of Troubled Times: Ji Cha!] I'm just waiting 2.<<Spirit Realm Walker>>: From ancient times to the present, it is rumored that there is a Spirit Realm in the world. Regarding the Spirit Realm, there were many famous people and scholars in the past dynasties. "From Qi to Tang, the mountains are desolate and the spirit realm is lonely. Few people visit." "Spirit Realm is hard to come by, but Ghost Craftsmen are hard to come by." 3.<<The Tang's Table>> The people of the world and the affairs of the world are just the dishes on the table of the Tang people. Although the original ingredients had the original flavor of food, Yun Chu still believed that the most delicious food still needed to be divided, cooked, and handled. The food that was finally served on the table was the food that most suited the stomach of the Tang people. Steaming, braising, stir-frying, stewing... There were many cooking methods in the kitchen. Whether it was Goguryeo, the Turks, Tubo, Tuyuhun, Xue Yantuo, Tiele…or even whales, tigers, sharks, and hungry wolves, the Great Tang was a furnace that could cook them all into peerless delicacies… In addition to Li Zhi, Wu Wei, Zhangsun Wuji, Chu Suiliang, Li Ji, Cheng Yaojin, and other peerless seasonings, there would always be one thing that you would never forget, regardless of color, fragrance, or taste. Yun Chu hoped that she would definitely have a seat at such a luxurious banquet! Now, the delicious food had been cooked. Yun Chu laid out the napkin, picked up the deer knife, and closed her eyes. She was ready to enjoy an unprecedented feast to satisfy her hungry stomach. 4: King of Familiars: p(*^-^*)q 4 stars The Light Spring Flowing, a new work, or an old familiar, the previous one was an unscientific familiar, a transformation from doujinshi. The results were very gratifying. This book belongs to the familiar version of the Revival of Reiki. From the beginning of the animal contract training, the family heirloom left behind by the missing parents, and the beginning of the familiar dungeon, there is enough suspense. The contract is signed, the author updates are guaranteed, read it with confidence! 5:"Fairy, Please Listen to My Explanation": Big Sister, Young Girl National Forensics: Interesting 7."Heroine Wait": Guan Guan's new book has many female leads. The process of conquering the beautiful women one by one is written in detail and moving. The plot setting is often ridiculous and reasonable. The images of the female leads were distinct and there was no facial makeup. Niaoniao's setting was very pleasing. Of course, Flying Heaven was even better. [Rating: Five stars] 8."Mantang Huacai": recommendation index:️️️️️ The Tang Dynasty was so bright, and the heavens gave it to all countries. As soon as these eight words came out, it was as if the country of the Heavenly Dynasty in Chang 'an at 12:00 jumped in front of his eyes. However, in the prosperous Longevity City, a shocking event was happening… 9:"Hidden Dead Corner" Highest recommendation rating: <Remarks: Similar to the previous books, the cheat is slow to activate, the plot is a little weak, and there are always some deliberate little poison points in the book to tease the readers. The update speed is the same as before, the settings are clear, the protagonist's personality is not bad, and the cheat is very unique.> It is recommended to watch it together after raising it to chapter 100. I'll give a detailed evaluation after 100 chapters. 2023/4/24 "Final Divine Duty": The cosmic mecha was as strong as a dragon, and the gods and devils in the abyss whispered and roared. In this era where new and old techniques, technology and divine power collided, Lu Yuan brought along an attribute panel that allowed him to change classes indefinitely and stumbled down. "Class [Martial Arts Grandmaster] + Material [Abyss Nine-Headed Dragon Heart], can be upgraded to [Dark Dragon Sect]... Lu Yuan looked at his hands that were gradually covered with black scales. The black hair on his back danced wildly without any wind. His scarlet eyes stared at the human-shaped mechanical body that streaked across the night sky like a meteor. He smiled and muttered to himself in a low voice,"Now…" 'I should be able to tear apart a mecha with my bare hands…' 11."Beyond Time":"Beyond Time" is a refreshing Xianxia novel. Compared to Er Gen's previous works, this novel was even heavier and left a deep impression. The characters in the story were vividly portrayed, and the wording and artistic conception of the article were also very beautiful. In particular, the combination with the previous works made this work even grander and become an unforgettable work of Xianxia. I recommend it to all readers who like Xianxia novels. "This Game Is Too Real":"This Game Is Too Real" was a novel about traveling through the wasteland. The author used the players as the main storyline and brought the readers into a wonderful world. The author's knowledge of science, engineering, and finance added a sense of realism to the book, although it might be difficult for readers who did not know the relevant content to understand. The highlight of the book was the description of the war scenes and the fun of clearing the wasteland, especially the author's description of the construction of the fallout shelter, which made people feel the joy of clearing the wasteland. In terms of writing style and logic, the book showed a certain standard, and the story was also very attractive. In terms of character description, the author's description of the protagonist was also quite accurate, especially the emotional sustenance of the middle-aged man and his nostalgia for the old days. It was empathetic. The depth of the book's thinking was also quite good. The hard work and struggle of the male protagonist Chu Guang and the players made people feel the power of hope and unity. Overall,"This Game Is Too Real" was a fascinating wasteland novel. The author used the game setting as the main plot and combined the elements of the wasteland to show the readers a grand and real game world. Whether it was the writing style or the plot, it brought great pleasure to reading. I recommend this book to readers who like wasteland novels. I believe you will like this book. "Red Heart Sky Patrol":"Red Heart Sky Patrol" was a Xianxia novel that made people's eyes light up. The structure of the first volume made people feel like they were watching "Lord of the Mysteries" back then. The portraits were very well drawn, with the chivalrous taste and talent of the otaku pigs. This book had the potential to become another Xianxia classic. I really like the writing style and the characters in this book. The author's foundation was very solid. The characters were vivid and full, and the feelings were sincere and delicate. Even though the name was very serious, it was really fascinating after reading it. The protagonist Jiang Wang and his sister Jiang Anan had experienced a great change. By chance, they embarked on the bumpy road of becoming stronger. The story took place in the ancient times, and the demon race and the dragon race had already disappeared. The era of the Great Divine Dao was already like smoke, and the era of the peak of flying swords had also fallen…What happened in this world? Who would listen to the truth of history? Thousands of miles of mountains and rivers are painted with corpses, and hundreds of years of heaven and earth are painted with hungry tigers. The protagonist Jiang Wang had a pure heart and took it as his duty to patrol the sky. The ending of the book made both the author and the readers feel uncomfortable. After looking for the Xianxia literature, I read about 20 chapters and felt that it was very good. Even though the name was very serious, the content was very attractive. [Haha, I was wrong. This book is really good. I strongly recommend it!] P.S. It's too good. I've been reading this book for the past few days. I've almost finished reading the 357,000 novel in ten days. There are still 87 chapters left. I can't bear to read it anymore... In the past week, he had read 3158 minutes and had been reading this book. It could be considered as a record for him. He wanted to remember it. Ring of Fate: The Secret World Part 2 In the year 1368, at the end of July, Crimson would descend from the sky. The story of Ring of Destiny took place six to seven years after the end of Lord of the Mysteries. "The Great Ming State Preceptor": The Great Ming State Preceptor is an admirable work. The author has shown his talent with a grand pattern and far-reaching ideas. This book was not only a novel, but also an explanation of political economy, sociology, monetary theory, and other theories in simple terms, allowing people to have a deeper understanding of history and reality. The author's writing was smooth and the plot was compact, making people unable to stop. I hope the author can continue to maintain this standard and bring us more exciting works. "Ascending on an Ascending Day":"Ascending on an Ascending Day" is a traditional Xianxia novel. Its worldview and combat setting are very accurate and admirable. The author, Otaku Pig, showed his talent and creativity in this book. The plot was compact and fascinating. The protagonist, Xu Ying, had been living with a diligent attitude until he caught a different snake. From then on, his fate changed drastically. The whole story revolved around the awakening of the gods in various parts of the Divine Great Land and the sacrifices they received, which led to chaos in the world. The story was fast paced and fascinating. Even though some of the chapters were a little chaotic, overall, it was a good book worth reading. The author had put in a lot of effort in describing the Fairy's Capital, but in the end, it was a bit of a tiger's tail. However, this did not obscure the merits of the work."Ascending on a New Day" was still a wonderful Xianxia novel. 17:"Who's in Love After Rebirth?" I haven't seen such a fresh and refined urban rebirth posturing article in a long time. Deep Sea Ember: Golden Legend Big Eyeball's new book. In ancient times, a catastrophe known as the Great Annihilation befell the land, causing the once normal world to shatter instantly. Endless 'seawater' surged from the Void, sweeping and separating all continents. At the same time, the Great Annihilation brought countless strange and dangerous 'abnormality',' visions 'and' gods'. Ancient civilizations were thus destroyed, and the races that survived the Great Annihilation established new city-states on the remaining islands and arks. The "Deep Sea Era" began. In the Age of the Deep Sea, the city-states struggled to develop, and it took a long time for them to recover to the initial stage of industrial civilization. The survivors relied on the fruits of civilization development to protect their city-states and voyage fleets, while at the same time, they fought against the strange and dangerous anomalies, anomalies, and even Evil Gods that were distributed throughout the world. In his original world, the male protagonist was a middle-aged ordinary middle school teacher. When he was trapped by the thick fog, he crossed the gate to the Lost Homeless and transformed into the tall, black-haired, black-eyed "Captain Duncan" on the Lost Homeless. The whole book is full of style. With Big Eyeball's writing style, it will definitely bring us a new classic. [Water] The article copies the new book, the fast food refreshes the article, the quantity is big, the tube is full. [Re-evaluation] It was on sale today, and the quantity was as large as before. If you like the longevity style, you can try it out. It's still satisfying to read it as a cool novel. "Who told him to cultivate!" Type: Easy, Brain Hole Protagonist: Lu Yang connecting to Reward index: *****(Admissioned!) Classic: Personal BBQ: The last book, The Great Vehicle Stage, was really good. You can read these novels on Qidian Chinese Network.