Are there any funny jokes?

As a fan of online literature, I have accumulated a lot of knowledge about online literature and humorous jokes. Here are some examples: If you can't give your woman a wedding dress, then don't stop your hands from unbuttoning her clothes! - "Why the Silent Flute" I didn't know that I would marry anyone but you, but now I realize that you're marrying that tree! - Biography of Chu Qiao No woman wants to talk about history with me unless I want to prove that I'm ignorant! - Battle Through the Heavens I planted a sunflower, hoping it would grow a sun! - "Thousand Bones of Flowers" Woman, you are so easily deceived because men know you too well! - Ode to Joy I didn't know I would marry anyone but you, but now I realize you're marrying that taxi! - "Why the Silent Flute" If a man can't give you a sense of security, then he will definitely make you feel that he can conquer the world! - Three Lives Three Lives Ten Miles Peach Blossom Don't always be your whole world, your man is your most important person! - Ode to Joy I hope these jokes can give you some sense of humor and a relaxed mood!

Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples: 1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms." 2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile." 3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses." 4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess." A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me." I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!

Here are a few funny mid-length jokes: A mathematician was chatting with his friend in a coffee shop. His friend asked the mathematician,"Do you know why 314 is a special number?" The mathematician thought for a moment and replied," Because it is 10 times more than 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, 15, 18, 21, 24, 26, 30, 31, 34, 36, 39, 42, 45, 48, 50, 52, 55, 58, 61, 63, 67, 69, 72, 75, 78, 80, 83, 84, 86, 90, 93, 96!" One day, a programmer went to a bar to drink. His friend asked him,"Why don't you become a programmer if you're so good at programming?" The programmer replied,"I don't want humans to control me. I like to control myself." A man went to see a psychiatrist and said,"I feel very lonely and no one understands me." The psychiatrist replied,"You can try to keep in touch with your friends or go to some social activities." The man replied,"But I don't want to hurt them. I don't want them to know how I feel." The psychiatrist replied,"You don't have to force yourself to socialize. You can try writing a diary to record your feelings so that you can understand yourself better." A man went to the doctor and said,"My head hurts like it's been hit by a hammer." The doctor replied,"You can try to rest or do some physical therapy." The man replied,"But I don't want physical therapy. I think it will hurt me." The doctor replied,"You don't have to force yourself to do physical therapy. You can try taking some headache medicine so that you can relieve the pain."

As a fan of online literature, I received many interesting and creative stories and jokes. The following are some of the most imaginative jokes I've heard: 1 " If a duck stood on the back of a dog, what would it look like?" 2 "A person goes to an interview and the interviewer asks him,'What do you think are your shortcomings?' The man replied,'I think I'm too honest.' The interviewer asked,'What's wrong with that?' The man replied,'I don't care how you feel.' Interviewer: 'Is there a problem?' The man replied,'I don't care how you feel, so I don't need your opinion.'" 3 " There was a man who divided his hair into five parts and cut five strands of hair each day and put them in five different places. After a while, he was surprised to find that he no longer lost his hair! He asked a doctor, and the doctor said,'You made a mistake. You should have split your five hairs into four parts so that you won't lose your hair again.' Man: 'But wouldn't it be more convenient if each strand of hair was scattered in five places?' Doctor: 'You misunderstand the nature of the problem. Hair being scattered in five places will not reduce hair loss but will make each hair more susceptible to gravity.'" 4 " A man was trapped on an island and found a shell with the words 'The Truth of Happiness' written on it. He took it back to the city and gave it to a philosopher. The philosopher opened the shell and found that it was just a piece of white paper with the words 'The Truth of Happiness' written on it. The philosopher gave the paper to the man who was trapped. The man took the paper back to the island and found the shell. On it was written,'I have found the true meaning of happiness.'" These jokes all had different meanings and ways of thinking, allowing people to think about problems from different perspectives.

I'm a fan of online literature. Here are some jokes that hit the nail on the head: 1. Why were the names of the characters in "Battle Through the Heavens" Nine Nether, Tian Can, Yao Yu, Xiao Yan, and so on? Because they wanted to become "Heavenly Silkworm Potato"! 2. Why did the protagonists in many web novels encounter the magical character "System"? Because they wanted to become a System Master! 3. Why do many characters in online novels go to "dig for treasure"? Because they wanted to get the treasure! Why do many characters in online novels encounter "enemies"? Because they wanted to challenge the power of the " enemy "! Why do many characters in online novels become "very rich"? Because they wanted to become rich! I hope these jokes can make you laugh and make you happy for the whole day!

Another joke. What's an IT expert's favorite place? The space bar. Because it's always so spaced out.

Alright, here's a funny joke: One day, a snail wanted to go to the movies, but he couldn't climb a tree, so he decided to go to a nearby pond to watch a movie. When the snail reached the pond, it saw a huge movie screen. It began to crawl slowly toward the screen but soon stopped. It began to think,"Where should I start climbing?" At this time, a frog walked by and saw the snail's question, so it said,"You don't have to crawl. You can jump directly to the screen!" The snail nodded and jumped onto the screen. However, when it looked up at the movie, it realized that there was no movie on the screen! It was very surprised and asked,"Why isn't the movie on the screen?" When the frog heard this question, it immediately replied,"Because the movie screen is a two-dimensional plane with no thickness, so the movie is not inside!" The snail thought for a moment and then said,"Oh, I know. I should crawl under it!" At this moment the frog came over again and said,"No, you should climb over it!" "I'm sorry," he said.

Of course. Here's a joke that makes me laugh: One day, one of them asked,"I've just finished writing a novel, but I feel that there's still a lot of room for improvement." What do you think I should do?" The editor replied,"You can leave it for a while and then come back to review it." You will find that you have many shortcomings and then you can make targeted modifications." Then he asked,"What can I do to get this book published?" The editor thought for a moment and then said,"You can give this book to a bookstore and they will help you review and edit it." However, you will need to pay some fees." However, he still handed the book to the bookstore. A few months later, he received a letter saying,"Dear, we regret to inform you that the publication of this book has encountered some difficulties. We had to give up editing it." "What should I do to get this book published?" he asked the bookstore. "We've already told you that we're having difficulties with the publication of this book. So we need to give up editing it." Hearing this answer, he smiled and said,"So I'm the one who was abandoned!"

Here's a joke. Why is rugby like a tea bag? Because it's only strong when it's in hot water! Hahaha.

Here is a joke. Why is the doctor so angry? Because he has no patience.