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Ask for a few jokes about stocks

2024-09-19 00:45
I want the short and strong kind It's funny but meaningful
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Of course, here are a few jokes about stocks: Why do some people like to speculate in stocks? Because they liked to gamble and win money. A stock broker is like a doctor who only cares about the health of a patient and doesn't care if the patient recovers. The price of a stock is as unpredictable as the weather. Sometimes it will make you feel full of confidence, and sometimes it will make you feel desperate. If you want to speculate in stocks but don't want to take risks, then you can only be a shareholder. The stockbroker said,"Don't put all your eggs in one basket." But if you put all your eggs in one basket, you will eventually lose everything.

Sir, How About A Marriage?

Sir, How About A Marriage?

At the peak of her career, A-list actress Song Ning announced her withdrawal from the entertainment industry for love, shocking the nation. Everyone thought that she must have found her ideal home. That was why she was so determined. At first, Song Ning thought so too. For the rest of her life, she would not be a celebrity. She would only be a virtuous and virtuous woman who would take care of her husband and children at home. However, on the night before their wedding, she found out that her fiancé was having an affair with her best friend. Enraged, Song Ning found a random man to register their marriage at the entrance of the Civil Affairs Bureau. She originally wanted to take revenge on her scumbag fiancé, but she did not expect that the man who registered his marriage with her was the heir of nation's largest financial group, Mu Chen. After they got married, Mu Chen doted on Song Ning and protected her in every way possible. He didn't allow anyone to bully her. Song Ning always thought that she would be happy for the rest of her life and live the best life she wanted. That's right, she got it. It was just a little different from what she had originally imagined. The person who gave her everything was someone else. Many years later… Song Ning looked at Mu Chen affectionately. "I'm really lucky. Thank God I met you and saved me from hell." Mu Chen smiled faintly. “Yes, thank God.” However, Song Ning would never know. Mu Chen wasn't talking about thanking God for letting him meet Song Ning. He was thanking God for letting Song Ning's fiancé cheated on her so that he would have a chance. There was no such thing as an accidental encounter. It was just a premeditated pursuit. That day, he waited for Song Ning outside the Civil Affairs Bureau for ten hours…
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889 Chs
Reincarnation? I didn't ask for any of this!

Reincarnation? I didn't ask for any of this!

Additional Tags: High IQ, Superpowers, Incest. 1st:- English is not my first language, but I will try my best to avoid mistakes. 2nd:- In this Fanfic, some characters may have a slightly different personality, as I will be slightly adjusting their backgrounds to suit my story. - O - Reincarnation? An interesting concept isn't it? lie don't let anyone fool you with that nonsense. I, Fushiguro Akira never asked for this shit! Do you know how complicated it is to live like a baby? You were never taken seriously by adults. Breast-feeding? As a healthy man, not so much, I refused to drink breast milk, it was a complete humiliation to my pride (weak) Without a Golden Finger, my pathetic reincarnation, like a child without a more or less Golden Finger... My life was tragic, almost comic. '*Ding! Daily Rewards System the soul of the host... complete! Oh?! What the fuck? Finally got my Golden Finger?' Day One: Congratulations, You Received a Porn Magazine Collection! Day Two: Congratulations, You Received a Nuclear Warhead! Day Three: Congratulations, You Received the Military Uniform Princess Outfit! Day Four: Congratulations, you've received a portion of fried chicken! Day Five: Congratulations, you've received the Infinity Stone, Soul! Day Six: Congratulations, You Received The Infinity Gauntlet! Day Seven: Congratulations, You Received All of Darth Revan's Powers and All of His Equipment! - 0 - Current Worlds: Hyouka, Nagatoro, Horimiya, Kawaii dake ja Nai Shikimori-san, OreGairu, My Dress-up Darling, and Natsume Yujin-cho
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