Ask for some super funny jokes, healthy ones, the more the better, good ones will be added, it must be funny!⊙_⊙

Okay, I'll try my best to provide funny jokes. The following was a short joke: Why did the bear hug the tree and fall? Because the tree said,"Let go of me!"

There are many kinds of funny jokes. Here are some: " I used to think I was a special person until I met Earth." I used to think I would love you forever until I met time. I thought I was strong until I met you." "I thought I would forget you until I met my memories." " I used to think that we would have a beautiful future, until we met reality." I thought I wouldn't leave you until I met freedom. I thought I would forget you forever until I met my diary. 8 " I used to think I was cool until I met an imitation." " I used to think I was very mature until I met childish." " I used to think I was handsome until I met the photo."

There are many good novels that are funny, suspense, science fiction, fantasy, etc. You can refer to the following suggestions: 1 " Battle Through the Heavens "-Heavenly Silkworm Potato: This is a very popular online fantasy novel that tells the story of a teenager's growth. He experienced various challenges and battles in the process of pursuing strength. 2 Grave Robber's Chronicles-Nanpai Third Uncle: This is a very famous grave robbing novel. It tells the story of a group of grave robbers. They explore ancient tombs and encounter various dangers and challenges. 3 " Ghost Blows Out the Light "-The World's Domination: This is a horror novel with the theme of grave robbing. It tells the story of a group of grave robbers. They explore ancient tombs and encounter various mysterious creatures and traps. 4 " Ordinary World "-Lu Yao: This is a novel with the theme of rural China. It tells the story of a young man who struggled from the countryside to the city. In this process, he experienced various setbacks and challenges and finally became a successful entrepreneur. 5 Dream of the Red Chamber-Cao Xueqin: This is an ancient Chinese novel about the rise and fall of a family and the growth of a group of girls. It is considered one of the greatest novels in the history of Chinese literature, full of profound thoughts and philosophy. The above are some very classic novels that you can choose to read according to your preferences.

"Heavenly Jewel Transformation" is a classic fantasy novel. There are many classic sayings in it, and the following are some of them: 1 " How dare you steal my Heavenly Jewels! I'll teach you a lesson!" " Not only do I want to own the Heavenly Jewels, I also want to control the entire Magic World and become a true king!" "You little monster, how dare you be so arrogant in front of me. Look at the wand in my hand. I'll let you know what true power is!" "You useless fellow, you can't even absorb my Heavenly Jewels. Leave this place as soon as possible, or you'll regret it for the rest of your life!" " I don't need other people's approval. I just need to know who I am!" " If you don't want to live, let's disappear together. There's no room for nostalgia!" This world is full of deception and hypocrisy, but I believe in myself. I believe that as long as I persist, I will definitely see the truth! 8 " My goal is to become a real Heavenly Jewel Master and control the fate of the Magic World!" Nothing can stop me because I have my dreams and beliefs!" " Only by constantly working hard can I survive in this world, and I will continue to work hard!" The above are some of the classic sayings in the book,"The Transformation of Heavenly Beads". They contain funny, insulting and philosophical elements. I hope you will like them!

Here are a few good and funny novels to recommend: 1. " Wilderness Livestream ": This novel tells the story of a fat woman who was reborn, saved herself in the wilderness, and ate all the female anchors in the world. The story was coherent and full of laughter. It was a light-hearted and humorous novel. 2. " A Virtuous Man of Wei who is Unafraid of Death ": This novel is set in suspense and tells a funny story. The protagonist in the story was relaxed and humorous in the face of death, bringing joy to the readers. 3. " I'm Asking You If You're Angry ": This book is a novel about urban entertainment stars. It's funny, flirtatious, cheap with positive energy. It's funny and touching. It was very suitable for readers who liked to laugh. 4. " Laughable Concubine: My Princess Loves Money Too Much ": This was a funny ancient romance novel. The female protagonist used her sharp tongue and business acumen to start a business in ancient times. She had many funny and touching stories with the three princes. 5. " I'm the Best Comedian,"" The Big Sword Nanny,"" The Returning Nanny Father Who Transformed His Daughter," and other novels were also recommended as funny and good novels. These novels were all featured by humorous plots and characters, which could bring joy and a relaxing reading experience to the readers.

1 True, true, true After the two of them died, the money would be wasted. Give me a chance and I will make you the richest person in the world. After four people die, their hair will turn white. The five signs before death were smelly feet, bad breath, cough, constipation, and headache. After the six people died, the money could be wasted because the inheritance had all been donated to charity. 7 True, true, true. The symptoms of the eight people before death were: dry mouth, bad breath, abdominal distension, loss of appetite, and decreased libido. After the nine people died, the money could be wasted because the inheritance had all been donated to the temple. After 10 people die, their hair will turn white but thicker.

😋I recommend the following novels to you: [My Princess is Too Flesh]: This novel is an ancient romance novel. The interesting plot and characters will make you laugh. "Strange Return from Overseas": This novel is a fantasy romance and oriental fantasy novel. It combines suspense and funny elements. There is also an unconventional heroine protagonist. It is very worth reading. "The girl who transmigrated to my home is actually my mother's best friend": This novel is a light novel-a daily love novel. The light and funny elements in it will make you laugh uncontrollably. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗

Alright, I can try to prepare a long joke for you. Please note that this is a humorous joke that may make some people feel uncomfortable or awkward. So please make sure that you and I can both enjoy this joke. A bird flew into an orchard and saw a sheep lying on the ground, so he asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for the apples," answered the sheep."They haven't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you bite the grass?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They're much tastier than grass!" Then the bird flew into a bakery and saw a sheep lying on the ground. It asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for the bread," answered the sheep."It hasn't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you take a bite of the biscuit?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They're much better than bread!" Then the bird flew to a bar and saw a sheep lying on the ground. It asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for the beer," answered the sheep."It hasn't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you take a bite of the bar juice?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They taste much better than beer and juice!" At last the bird flew to a casino and saw a sheep lying on the ground, so it asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'm waiting to eat these stakes," answered the sheep."They haven't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you take a bite of the casino card?" "I'd better wait for the apples to fall," answered the sheep."They taste better than stakes and cards!"

Yes! A little boy was in school and they were having a drawing competition. The topic was 'My family'. The boy drew a big pizza with lots of toppings and said it was his family - the crust was his dad because he was big and strong, the cheese was his mom as she was soft, and the pepperoni were his siblings because they were all over the place. His teacher couldn't stop laughing.

There are many funny TV shows. Here are some examples: 1. The Happy Comedian Series Ode to Joy series Sherlock series 4. Family with Children series Comedy Story Series 6 "Oddity" series Rock & Roast Series Of course, this was only a part of it. There were many other good TV series to choose from.