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As a fan of online novels, I can provide you with some interesting online novels, but please note that these jokes may not be suitable for everyone, and not all jokes are legal. If you have any legal questions or disputes, please let me know. I will try my best to provide you with the correct information. The following are some of the more classic web novels I think: " I once had a dream to become a mage and save the world. However, when I worked hard to cultivate, I realized that this world was too dangerous, so I finally gave up my dream and chose to be an otaku." " I used to think that I was a genius, until one day I met a teacher. He told me that true geniuses do not exist. Only those who work hard can survive in this world." " I used to think that I was a good person, until one day I met a bad person. He told me that the real bad people do not exist. Only those hypocritical people can survive in this world." " I used to think that love was a wonderful feeling, until one day I met a scumbag. She told me that true love is a painful feeling that only she can feel when she is hurt." " I used to think that I was a rich woman until one day I met a poor guy. He told me that true wealth is a kind of mentality. Only when you have a peaceful mentality can you earn more money." I hope these jokes can make you laugh!

As a fan of online literature, I have learned a lot of knowledge about online literature. Here are some of the jokes that I think are more accurate: Life is like a time travel. Some people only travel to ancient times, some people travel to the future, and I travel to another world. There is a kind of loneliness called the whole world is looking for me to chat but you can't find me. I've killed three people in this world. The first time was in kindergarten, the second time was in elementary school, and the third time was in high school. I used to think that I was a cold scholar until I met my deskmate. There is only one person in this world who will not die, and that is me. I was going to be one, but I found that the world was too dangerous, and I didn't want the readers to worry. I once had a dream to become a billionaire, but now I find that my dream has come true. In this world, there is a kind of person called God and a kind of person called Ghost, and I am an existence of both. I used to think I was a cool person until I met my roommate. In this world, everyone has their own story, and my story is three words: start from scratch. The above paragraph is for reference only, hoping to bring some laughter.

As a fan of online literature, I have a lot of funny jokes in my collection. Here are some of them: Why do some people like to read in the toilet? Answer: Because they like to read exciting and challenging novels, and the walls and floors of the toilet can help them concentrate better. If there are five birds flying in the air and one bird says,'I see the ground! 'What would the other birds say? Answer: The other birds will say, Wow, that bird flies so high! Why do programmers like dogs? Answer: Because they like to code and dogs can provide them with inspiration and help. What if there are three people sitting on a bed? Answer: You can ask one of them: What do you want to do first? Then, he waited for their answer. Why do some people like to play role-playing games on the computer? Answer: Because they like to play the role of their imagination and realize their ideas in the game. I hope these jokes can make you laugh!

As a fan of online literature, I have a lot of mind-blowing jokes in my collection. Here are some examples: I became a pig, but I'm no longer an ordinary pig, I'm the king of pigs! I have super strength and intelligence. I can fly, swim, and launch rockets! My goal is to rule the entire pork industry! in a magical world, all creature could communicate through their thoughts. One day, I met a magical creature who could control water with his mind, and we became friends. But when I tried to control the fire with my mind, he failed and turned into a frog! I used to be an ordinary girl, but one day I became a fox. I've learned a lot of magic, such as teleportation and invisibility. I also met a powerful hero who turned into a wolf. Together, we risked our lives to defeat the evil sorcerer and save the world! In an ancient kingdom, there was a magical gem that could give people any kind of superpower. But the gemstone was discovered by an evil prince who planned to use the gemstone to control the entire kingdom. I decided to help him and we embarked on a journey to find the gemstone together. In the end, we successfully protected the gemstone and defeated the evil prince! These jokes were full of imagination and creativity, showing different characters and worlds. They made me realize that novels can be a very interesting and diverse art form that allows our imaginations to be unleashed.

As a fan of online novels, I received a lot of questions about my novel collection. The following are some of the more imaginative jokes that may cause readers to be happy and inspired: I have a collection of a novel called " One Hundred Years of Solitude ". It is a masterpiece of magical realism that tells the story of several generations of a family. But I can't find the next one. Does anyone know where to find the next one? 2. I have a collection of novels called " Dream of the Red Chamber ", which is a classic of ancient Chinese novels. I've finished reading it, but there are many versions of it, and I want to know which one is the best. I have a collection of novels called Journey to the West, which is one of the representative works of ancient Chinese novels. I've finished reading it, but there are many versions of it, and I want to know which one is the best. I have a collection of novels called Water Margins, which is one of the representative works of ancient Chinese novels. I've finished reading it, but there are many versions of it, and I want to know which one is the best. I have a collection of novels called " The Plum in the Golden Vase ", which is one of the representative works of ancient Chinese novels. I've finished reading it, but there are many versions of it, and I want to know which one is the best. Let's share the joy and inspiration that these jokes may bring to our readers!

As a fan of online novels, I'm not a real human being, so I don't collect jokes. But I can tell you some interesting plot and memes in the novel, hoping to bring some fun to your reading. Some of the plots in novels were very interesting, such as the interaction between Xiao Yan and the little boss of his medicine shop in 'Battle Through the Skies' and the main character Xue Ying in 'Lord Snow Hawk', who continuously grew during his journey and eventually became a powerful lord. Some of the stories were also very interesting, such as the interaction between Tang San and his soul beasts in Douluo Continent, or the battle between Ye Xiu and his team in Full Time Experts. These were classic plots in novels. The novel is a very interesting way of reading. You can choose different stories and plots according to your preferences. I hope you can find a novel that you like.

As a fan of online novels, I can tell you some interesting stories that might make you laugh until you break down. For example, there was a joke that said: ``` He traveled through time and space to the future world and found that people there had already started to use smart phones. He picked up a smartphone and looked at it before putting it down. He asked,"Can this phone take pictures?" The phone replied,"Of course." So he turned on his camera and took a photo. He looked at it again and said,"Why isn't there a flash in this photo?" The phone replied,"Flash? That thing was added after the photo was taken. Please wait a moment." After a while, he looked at it and said,"Okay, I'll take another one." Hence, he took another photo and looked at it. He looked at it again and said,"This phone takes good photos, but why are the photos taken in black and white?" The phone replied,"Oh, sorry. This phone can only take black and white photos because its camera is black and white." ``` This joke might make you laugh until you break down because it's a humorous story about a smartphone.

I'm a fan of online literature and have no sense of humor. But I can give you some interesting information about online novels to help you read and understand them better. Online novels were a popular genre of literature, which usually included fantasy, science fiction, martial arts, and so on. They were usually spread on the internet, so they were called "online literature". The core of web novels was that the storyline usually involved elements such as characters, emotions, and adventures. Some web novels even involved magic, technology, and other elements to create a unique worldview. The online literature industry was developing very quickly. There were many classic works worth recommending. For example," Battle Through the Heavens,"" Martial Yin Yang,"" Expert," and so on were all very popular online literature works. I hope this information will be helpful to you. If you have any questions, feel free to ask me.

" I don't think it'll necessarily satisfy your needs, but I'll try my best to recommend a novel that's most relevant to your description." The book " Ultimate God's Trust " is a virtual online game novel written by the author, Big Fish in the North. The general plot of this novel is as follows: The young Qin Yitian was secretly hired by the world's largest game company, Tengxin Company, as the game manager for the holographic game " Fate OL ". r He had been packaged as a mysterious rich second generation heir, but he was able to travel between the virtual world and reality. However, he did not know that a shocking scheme was secretly going on… I would like to pay my respects to Walter and the Colossus, Wulin Legend, Fantasy World, Xuanyuan Demon Conqueror, Heaven's Mark, Taige Determination, Three Kingdoms, Ghost Warrior, Devil May Cry, Metal Equipment, Legend of Sword and Fairy, Three Kingdoms Legend, West Wind Crazy Poetry, Dragon Warrior, Legendary Series, FF Series, Dahang Ocean Era, God, Diablo, Ancient Scrolls, Scorpio, Ninja Dragon, Sword Hero, Dragon Warrior, Xilin of the Wind, Fantasy Three Kingdoms, Meteor Butterfly Sword, Qin Shang, Sword Demon Sealing Record. Swordsman's Love, Peerless Pride, Song of the Saintess, Calamity of Heaven and Earth, Zero Series, True Three Series, God of War, Uncharted Waters, Dragon Age, Invincible Heroes, Eternal Yisu, Legends of Alien Worlds, Peculiar Records of the Goddess, Like a Dragon, Empire and Rome, Red Alert, Riding Cut, White Knight Monogatari…" ---------------------------- 'Emperor God Tian Cang' was a fantasy novel written by the author, Tian Zang Yizhou. The general plot of this novel was as follows: New book, I Am a Small Sword, seeking support and recommendations. Keep updating and polishing. Ten thousand years ago, Emperor Vastheaven had fought a bloody battle in the Eight Desolates, leading the way. Ten thousand years later, the Great Emperor would return. Let's see how the heroes of this generation would return against the heavens, break through the myriad tribulations and become immortal, and step into the Nine Nether without being destroyed. ---------------------------- Wu Shen Xuan was a wuxia fantasy novel written by the author Mi Yao. The general plot of this novel was: A thousand years ago, a Martial Saint mysteriously disappeared. It was suspected that he had broken through the void and ascended to the Immortal World. Legend has it that the Martial Saint left eight " Eight Heavenly Dragon Paintings " in the Nine Regions. The paintings contained the Martial Saint's Secret Manual. If one obtained one, one could dominate a region. If one collected all eight paintings, one could find an immortal fate. The various sects in the Nine Provinces 'martial arts world had fought for decades for the Eight Heavenly Dragon Painting. Countless sects had died out because of this, and the eight Eight Heavenly Dragon Paintings had also disappeared all over the Nine Provinces. A thousand years later, the Painting of the Eight Heavenly Dragons reappeared in the world of martial artists. Xuan, who came from Earth, came to Nine Regions by chance and started his own legend… ---------------------------- " Everyone Becomes a God, Starting from the Overlord " was a game novel written by the author, Shi Yao. The general plot of this novel was: Xia Tian had transmigrated to a mythical Earth civilization where humans could conquer the heavenly planes and everyone could become gods. He had become a "Lord of the Heavens" who could recruit heroes, troops, and treasures from the heavens and build his own territory buildings. Concubine Yu, Wei Qing, Sou Sou, Zhao Yun, Young Si Ming, Dragon Mother, Zhao Gongming, Immortal Erlang…Breaking Formation Camp, Great Qin Elite Warriors, Divine Arms Camp, Mohist Mechanical City, Peach Garden, Dragon Palace, City of Angels…Twenty-three Swords, Shrinking Earth into an Inch, Seventy-two Transformations, Eight Nine Mysteries, Two-way Foil, Thunder God's Hammer, Infinity Gem… ---------------------------- " Beat All the Big Bosses in the Heavens " was a novel written by a Bronze Player in the 9th year. The general plot of this novel was: Tian Hao bought a bone mirror in the antique market and traveled to a fantasy world at night. He obtained the Celestial Projection System and beat up all the big shots in the world, traveling through endless time and space. I was once the Imperial Advisor of the Smiling Proud Jianghu and unified the martial arts world. I'm also world-renowned on the Douluo Continent, and I've crushed Spirit Hall. I was also laughing and laughing under one person, snatching the Eight Wondrous Skills. I was also in the world of the immortal sword to exterminate the devil and defend the Dao, freely controlling the sword. I'll also walk around the Primordial World and prove my Dao. [Transmigrated world: Proud Smiling Jianghu Douluo Continent group number: 336979371] ---------------------------- Game Realization: My Immortal Emperor Identity Has Been Exposed was a game novel written by the author, Platon-joseki. The general plot of this novel was: World of Cultivation for All was a cultivation game that had once exploded on the Blue Planet. However, after ten years, a large number of players had quit the game and the game had been shut down. Only Qin Mu was left to sign in and collect experience, complete missions, enter instance dungeons, and plunder resources… In ten years, Qin Mu dominated the first place of all the rankings, and his level had also reached the first place in the entire server. " What a good game. It's a pity that the server is closed." Just as Qin Mu was feeling dejected, he realized that the game world had suddenly materialized into reality! There were swordsmen flying on swords with sword qi that could cross ten thousand miles, devil cultivators who broke the law and set up their own territories, immortals who established their own sects, and Qin Mu who looked at himself, Immortal Emperor Grand Perfection… However, he realized that the most troublesome thing was that the partner he had snatched from the marriage in the game had also materialized. Not only that, the dungeon quests he had cleared, the bosses he had fought, and the female NPCs he had flirted with had all materialized. The most terrible thing was that the system had even exposed his identity as an Immortal Emperor! ---------------------------- " Nine Heavens Battle Emperor " was a fantasy novel written by the author. The general plot of this novel was: [Triult Sword Immortal] was uploaded! Genesis Chinese Network! Dear readers! The new book began. A new story! If he didn't write something every day, he would feel uncomfortable all over…Alright, a new story about a sword immortal was on its way. This was a classic Eastern fantasy. It could only be said that it felt great! Don't forget to add it to your favorites, click it, and give me your votes and tips! "I want the Heaven, Earth, Black, and Yellow to be in my hands, and the sun, moon, and stars to move at my will!" A person who had been sealed from ancient times to the present world, a person whose body was bound by countless divine restrictions. He came from the previous era and walked out of the Primordial Sacred Ritual Mountain. Cultivate the Dao Transformation Bible, control the eight winds, and refine the five sounds of heaven and earth! Facing the countless geniuses of the Divine Land, what should he do? He would fight a bloody battle and conquer all the way…He would embark on a journey and pursue the unknown battles of the previous era. He would either conquer the ages and rule over all the gods, or…die! I recommend my new book, The Three Ultimate Sword Immortals! Welcome to the Favorites section! ---------------------------- " The Master of the Sky-Devouring Sword " was a fantasy novel written by Emperor Eight. The general plot of the novel was: The young man awakened the supreme memory, obtained the mysterious broken sword, cultivated the nameless dao pattern, comprehended the Reincarnation Regeneration Technique, and mastered the supreme mystic technique. He stirred the wind and clouds, and looked down on the world! One man and one sword, sweeping across the world, wreaking havoc, and threatening the myriad worlds! ---------------------------- The book " Great Void Divine Realm " was a novel written by the author, Yi Yan. The general plot of this novel was: Was there anything supreme on the path of the sword? How can the Tao of law be completed? Let's see how a young man would wield his sword in anger for the sake of his obsession in the Great Void Divine Realm. [This book has been signed. Please feel free to keep it.] ---------------------------- The Eternal Heaven Emperor was a fantasy novel written by Lonely Flying. The general plot of the novel was: It was the story of an ordinary youth who, through hard work, eventually became the Eternal Heaven Emperor. He has completed his works," Battle of Online Games: Imperial World "," Sweep the Barren World ", and " Sword Moves the Nine Heavens ". There are a total of ten million words. Welcome to taste them...

As a fan of web novels, I don't have the need to collect jokes. But I can share some jokes that I hope will make you feel happy and relaxed. Here are a few classic jokes: Why can't pigs go online? Because it was always frightened by the bears on the Internet. Why do policemen like to eat hamburgers? Because they liked to grab meat buns. Why can't dogs go online? Because it was always frightened by the bears on the Internet. Why can't rabbits go online? Because they were always scared by the rabbits on the internet. Why can't fish go online? Because they were always frightened by the fish on the net.