What jokes have you heard before?

I'm a fan of online literature and have a wealth of knowledge about it. The following are some common jokes that are full of routines for reference: "Life is like a journey. Some people just stay where they are while others keep moving forward." 2 "If you had joined hands with others earlier, why did I appear later?" 3 " When a person says 'I love you', other than a lover, it can also mean' I need you'." 4 " The real power is to be able to laugh at the prejudice of the world and still be firm in your choice." " There are only two kinds of people in this world. One is those who don't know that they don't know the truth, and the other is those who don't know that they don't know that they have discovered the truth." " Love is like a pair of scissors that cuts off each other's defenses but leaves scars." " Sometimes, a person's best state is when their eyes are filled with stories, but their face is not weathered." "What is the most important thing in life? It was a choice! Choose the person you want to be, choose the place you want to go, choose the dream you want to realize." " Nothing is eternal in this world. The only thing that remains unchanged is change." Sometimes we want too much but get too little."

As a fan of online literature, I've received a lot of information about novels, literature, and humor. Here are some of the funny jokes I've heard: I once had a dream that I became a pencil because I thought the pencil was one of the freest animals in the world. There was a man trapped in a room with his window blocked by iron bars. He realized that he couldn't leave the room, but he began to think about how to break the fence. A man was trapped in a desert and realized that he did not have enough water to live for three days. So he began to dig the well, but when he reached the mouth of the well, he found that it was too deep and he could not pull the well up. A man was stranded on an island and realized that he did not have enough food to live for a week. So he started fishing, but when he got to the beach, he found that the fish had gone extinct. A man was trapped in a castle and realized that he did not have enough weapons to protect himself. So he began to collect shells and stones because these weapons were the best. These jokes were all about some common difficulties in life and the reflection of people's sense of humor. They may make people laugh, but they also reflect the wisdom and humor of life.

I'm a fan of online literature. I don't have any practical experience, but I can provide you with answers based on the knowledge I've learned. In some novels, there are some jokes or plots that make people laugh. Here are some examples: I turned into a chicken and flew into the sky to see a mysterious world. - Battle Through the Heavens I used to think I was a genius, but I found out that I was trash among geniuses. - Douluo Continent 3. I transmigrated to a game world and became a game character. Then, I realized that I could not only play games but also play other people. - [Full-time Expert] I once had a pet that could jump around and talk. Later, it became a cat. - Demonic Dao Patriarch These jokes or plots were humorous and could not help but laugh. However, please note that these jokes or plots may not be suitable for all readers. Please choose the appropriate works according to your interests and preferences.

As a fan of online literature, I often hear all kinds of jokes that are full of tricks. Some of the jokes were common web novels, such as romance, fantasy, science fiction, and some of the more unique jokes came from different novels or authors. Here are some of the jokes I've heard: " He is a mysterious existence. No one knows who he is, where he comes from, or what he wants to do." 2 " Although he looks cold, his heart is full of emotions. Whenever he sees the girl he likes, he becomes very shy." 3 " He is a genius scientist with not only outstanding technical abilities but also extraordinary philosophical ideas." 4 " She is a beautiful girl but she has a dark heart. She has been hurt so she always wears a mask." 5 " He was a powerful warrior who sacrificed his life to protect his country." These jokes had a certain pattern. They usually portrayed a mysterious, charming, thoughtful, and sacrificial hero image or a beautiful girl with a dark heart. These jokes could often resonate with the readers, making them resonate with the characters and interested in the story.

As a fan of online literature, I can share some common jokes. Here are some jokes I've heard: Why don't zombies like to make friends with werewolves? Because they were afraid that the werewolf would bite their " head " and cause changes. Why do some people like to play computer games with gloves on? They liked to massage their fingers on the keyboard. Why do policemen like to eat hamburgers? Because they liked to grab meat buns. Why can't pigs go online? Because they were always frightened by the "bears" on the Internet. Why do some people like to read in the toilet? Because they liked to enjoy the " perfect reading experience." I hope these jokes can make you laugh!

As a fan of online literature, I received many interesting and creative stories and jokes. The following are some of the most imaginative jokes I've heard: 1 " If a duck stood on the back of a dog, what would it look like?" 2 "A person goes to an interview and the interviewer asks him,'What do you think are your shortcomings?' The man replied,'I think I'm too honest.' The interviewer asked,'What's wrong with that?' The man replied,'I don't care how you feel.' Interviewer: 'Is there a problem?' The man replied,'I don't care how you feel, so I don't need your opinion.'" 3 " There was a man who divided his hair into five parts and cut five strands of hair each day and put them in five different places. After a while, he was surprised to find that he no longer lost his hair! He asked a doctor, and the doctor said,'You made a mistake. You should have split your five hairs into four parts so that you won't lose your hair again.' Man: 'But wouldn't it be more convenient if each strand of hair was scattered in five places?' Doctor: 'You misunderstand the nature of the problem. Hair being scattered in five places will not reduce hair loss but will make each hair more susceptible to gravity.'" 4 " A man was trapped on an island and found a shell with the words 'The Truth of Happiness' written on it. He took it back to the city and gave it to a philosopher. The philosopher opened the shell and found that it was just a piece of white paper with the words 'The Truth of Happiness' written on it. The philosopher gave the paper to the man who was trapped. The man took the paper back to the island and found the shell. On it was written,'I have found the true meaning of happiness.'" These jokes all had different meanings and ways of thinking, allowing people to think about problems from different perspectives.

If you want to listen to funny and sharp jokes, I recommend you to watch " The Strongest Horny Operation ". There are a lot of hilarious jokes in it. There was also " The Rich Young Master of the Gods " that was very funny and worth watching. If you want more jokes, you can go to some talk shows, such as the joke convention, funny comedy, etc. There will be a lot of funny jokes. I hope my recommendation can bring you some joy.

As a fan of online literature, I've received a lot of jokes. Some of them are very interesting, while others are ridiculous. Here are some of the jokes I've heard: I once had a dream that I turned into a chicken and flew into the sky, feeling freedom and happiness. I used to think that love could travel through time and space until I found that I was just dreaming. I used to think that I was a cool person until I met more people. I used to think that I was good at talking until I met more people. Only then did I realize that I was actually not good at talking. I used to think that money could buy everything, until I met more people, I found that money could not buy everything. I used to think that time could stop, until I met more people, I found that time would not stop. I used to think that the space was very small until I met more people, and then I realized that the space was actually very big.

As a fan of online novels, I know a lot of common routines and jokes in online novels. The following are some common jokes that are full of routines and their characteristics: This is a series of stories about: this kind of joke usually starts with one or more describing phrases and then suddenly turns into an unexpected ending, often catching people off guard. This is a world series: this kind of joke also starts with one or more narrative phrases to describe a seemingly ordinary world and then suddenly explodes with an amazing event, often surprising people. This is an adventure series: this kind of joke usually describes an adventure story where the protagonist starts his adventure in a dangerous and challenging environment, often making people excited and looking forward to it. This is a reversal series: this kind of joke usually starts with hope and trust, and then suddenly a shocking reversal often surprises people. This was a time-travel series: this kind of joke usually described the protagonist traveling to an unfamiliar world or era to start an unusual story. It often reminded people of the time-travel joke in Dream of the Red Chamber. These jokes were filled with routines and had their own unique characteristics and routines. They could be used according to different novel styles and plots. However, one should also pay attention to moderate usage to avoid overuse and cause the reader to lose interest.

I once heard a story joke. There was a man who was so proud of his new hearing aid. He called his friend and said, 'You should get one of these new hearing aids. It's amazing!' His friend replied, 'What kind is it?' The man said, 'It's 3:30.' This joke is funny because of the miscommunication due to the man misunderstanding the concept of the hearing aid.