Tell a few nonsensical jokes!

Alright, I can tell you a few jokes! Why do starfish like to dance? Because they like to dance at the bottom of the sea and feel like the most beautiful dancers in the world. Why do policemen like to eat hamburgers? Because they liked to grab hamburgers and felt like the greatest constables in the world. Why do pigs like to sing? Because they liked to sing " Humph, Humph, Haxi " and felt like they were the most talented singers in the world. Why do rabbits like to run? Because they like to run " rabbits " and feel like the most agile athletes in the world.

1. Why can Nobita only score 30 points in each exam? Because the teacher explained the questions once and I heard it! If I shouted "I love you" to the sky and jumped into the river, would you love me? If you know, help me call a DiDi! 3 Xiaoming went to watch a movie. Why was the movie called "Perturbed"? Because Little Ming kept calling him Gong. Why does a straw sing? Because it sucked in music. If I won five million, how would I spend it? I'll save it first and get a DiDi to transfer the rest of the money to me.

An example of a joke was as follows: A hunter brought a wolf and a rabbit to hunt. The wolf ran away first, and the rabbit followed closely behind. At last, the wolf ran away again. The rabbit was angry and said,"you gave up so easily. I'll run with you!" So the rabbit continued to chase, but the wolf had already run away. At last, the rabbit finally ran home. The wolf sat at home and waited for the rabbit. 2 Someone went to the interviewer and asked him,"What are your strengths?" The man replied,"I have many specialties. For example, I can sing, dance, draw, write, and repair all kinds of electrical appliances and furniture." The interviewer asked,"What else are you good at?" "I can also make furniture," the man replied. The interviewer hired him after listening to him. A man was waiting in line at the bank to withdraw money when he saw a man dancing in front of the counter. The man asked the bank clerk curiously,"Why didn't you kick him out?" The bank clerk replied,"We can't kick him out because he's our new ATM."

A joke is a humorous expression often used to make fun of others or to make them laugh. A joke could also refer to something funny. If you want to collect a few jokes, you can search for joke resources on the Internet or write some jokes yourself to share. However, please be careful to use civilized language and not use insulting language or jokes that cause others to feel uncomfortable.

Of course! Here are a few super funny jokes: A bird flew into an orchard and saw a sheep lying on the ground, so he asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for the apples," answered the sheep."They haven't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you bite the grass?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They're much tastier than grass!" 2 A person went to the interviewer and asked him,"What do you think are your shortcomings?" The man thought for a moment and replied,"I think I'm too honest." The interviewer asked,"What's wrong with that?" The man replied,"I don't think there's anything wrong with that because I told you honestly." The interviewer was silent for a while and then said,"I think your biggest shortcoming is that you're too honest." A rabbit walked into a bakery and asked the bakery,"do you have carrot bread?" "No, we only have bread and desserts," replied the bread master. The rabbit left. The next day the rabbit went into the bakery again and asked,"do you have carrot bread?" "I told you yesterday that we don't have carrot bread," replied the bread master. The rabbit left again. On the third day, the rabbit came again and asked the same question. This time the bread master was a little impatient and said,"I told you yesterday we don't have carrot bread, not today, not tomorrow, and if you ask me that again I'll stuff your ears with carrots!" The rabbit left again. On the fourth day, the rabbit came again and asked,"Do you have any carrots?" "No," replied the bread master. The rabbit asked again,"Do you have any carrot bread for your ears?" I hope these jokes will make you laugh!

An example of a joke suitable for elementary school students is as follows: 1 A bird flew to the high-voltage power line. Another bird flew and said,"Are you okay?" The bird said,"It's okay. I'm insulated." There was a child named Li Lei. He went to the shop to buy candy. He asked the boss,"What kind of candy do I want to buy?" The boss replied,"Do you want to buy candy?" "No, I want to buy 'Xi Zhi Lang'," said Li Lei. A man ran to the police station to report the case. He said,"Officer, my son stole his cell phone and threw it into the sea." The policeman replied,"Okay, we'll get your phone as soon as possible." The man said,"No, I'll wait for him to come back and then I'll help him pick up the phone." One day, a snail went to see a doctor and the doctor asked it,"Do you have any problems?" The snail replied,"What questions do I have?" I only have one shell." The doctor replied,"Do you have any other questions?" The snail said,"I have no other questions because I only have one shell, so I only have one question." He hoped that these jokes would make the children laugh.

Alright, here are a few classic cold jokes: Why can't pigs go online? Because it was always searching for " how to shop online." Why do bears always fall? Because they were too fat. Why do rabbits always make nests? Because they didn't want to sleep in the trees. Why can't monkeys go online? Because they were always searching for " how to be smart." Why do chickens always sing? Because they were playing "Chicken Run" on the dance machine.

Alright, here are a few long jokes: 1 A bird flew to the high-voltage power line. Another bird flew and said,"Are you okay?" The bird said,"It's okay. I'm insulated." 2 A person went to the interviewer and asked,"What do you think are your shortcomings?" The man replied,"I think I'm too honest." The interviewer asked,"What's wrong with that?" "I don't think there's anything wrong with that," the man replied. The interviewer said,"I agree with you, but that's not a flaw." The man replied,"I don't care what you think." A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away. A man went to a bar to drink and got drunk. His friend was very worried about him and decided to help him go home. When they arrived at his house, his friends tried to help him to the door, but he suddenly jumped up and said,"Don't worry, I already have a plan." So he locked his friend outside and went into the house to sleep. The next morning, his friend woke up to find him dead. It was said that he slept in the bar until his friends carried him home and then he died.

Of course, here are a few jokes about stocks: Why do some people like to speculate in stocks? Because they liked to gamble and win money. A stock broker is like a doctor who only cares about the health of a patient and doesn't care if the patient recovers. The price of a stock is as unpredictable as the weather. Sometimes it will make you feel full of confidence, and sometimes it will make you feel desperate. If you want to speculate in stocks but don't want to take risks, then you can only be a shareholder. The stockbroker said,"Don't put all your eggs in one basket." But if you put all your eggs in one basket, you will eventually lose everything.

Wu Nian was a novel written by Qian Xiao. This novel belonged to the category of the urban country's special ability. The story involved the hidden truth and the choice to join or expose the problem. Thoughtless 'novel has been updated to chapter 672.