100 classic cold jokes!

The following was a classic cold joke: Why can't a sponge be placed in the fridge? Because it could absorb water!

Alright, here are a few classic cold jokes: Why can't pigs go online? Because it was always searching for " how to shop online." Why do bears always fall? Because they were too fat. Why do rabbits always make nests? Because they didn't want to sleep in the trees. Why can't monkeys go online? Because they were always searching for " how to be smart." Why do chickens always sing? Because they were playing "Chicken Run" on the dance machine.

I have a very, very long story. The beginning of the story is wonderful, and the ending of the story is sad. One day, Tang Sanzang and his disciples decided to go to the Western Heaven to get the scriptures. Sun Wukong said,"Master, we have to take four disciples with us." "My fourth disciple is Sha Wujing," Tang Sanzang sighed. The grass would fall in the direction the wind blew. Once, the teacher asked him,"Why did you do so badly?" He replied,"I don't know why my pen seems to talk." A parrot walked into a bar and sat down at the bar counter. The bar owner saw it and asked the parrot,"Can you talk?" "Of course!" replied the parrot. The bar owner asked,"What would you say?" The parrot replied,"I can say many things, such as hello, goodbye, and many other things." "Can you tell me your name?" the bar owner asked in surprise. "Of course not," replied the parrot. My name is Parrot." There is a man whose head is bigger than a donkey. How can he sell things? He showed his head to others and they asked him,"How can you sell things with such a big head?" The man replied,"I can show people the donkey's head and they will believe that my head is bigger than the donkey's." A bird flew to the high-voltage power line. Another bird flew and said,"Are you okay?" The bird replied,"It's okay. I'm insulated." A fish asked another fish,"Why do you always stay on the water?" "Because I'm a water fish," answered the other fish. A bear walked to the door of a shop and threw the stick in his hand into the glass door of the shop. Then the bear walked into the shop and threw the stick on the clerk's desk again. The clerk asked the bear,"What are you doing?" "Give me a cigarette," said the bear. "Guess what color I like best?" "I don't know." " I like blue because blue represents melancholy." A parrot walked into a bar and sat down at the bar counter. The bar owner saw it and asked the parrot,"Can you talk?" "Of course!" replied the parrot. The bar owner asked,"What would you say?" "Hello," replied the parrot."Goodbye and a lot more." "Can you tell me your name?" the bar owner asked in surprise. "Of course not," replied the parrot. My name is Parrot."

If I die, the first thing I'll say is, I finally don't have to be afraid of ghosts. Two people could not lower their noble heads, except when picking up money. Question 3: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me! People can't stop the truth, but they can use persistence to cover up their lies! My wife and guests are watching TV in the room. I am playing with my phone in the living room. Suddenly, a text message popped up. I took a look at the screen and knelt down for me Give me your bank account number and I'll pay you back now-I was so touched when I received this message. 7th question: If only everything was as simple as getting fat. Q 8: Are you busy? Answer: I'm not busy, I'm busy. Q 9: Are you tired? Answer: Not tired, quite energetic. 10Q: Do you like me? Answer: I like it! 11Q: Why do some people seem to have a lot of money but are actually poor? Answer: They probably spent them all in places where they couldn't see. 12Q: Have you been to a bar recently? Answer: Yes, but I didn't go there to drink. I went there to be someone's agent. Q: Why do some people like to go to nightclubs? Answer: Those who go to nightclubs either like to drink or fight. 14th question: What are your specialties? Answer: My specialty is different. Other people's specialties are music, dance, and painting. My specialty is different. Q: What kind of music do you like? Answer: What music do I like? How to answer this question?

The classic line of the Time Chicken in the movie " 100,000 Cold Jokes " was: " Time is a chicken. It can fly and run when it wants to." This sentence showed the image of the Time Chicken flying freely and also hinted at the passage and changes of time.

There are many classic jokes in Naruto. Here are some of them: 1. Xiao Li's Shadowless Swordsmanship: Xiao Li is one of the strongest swordsmen in Naruto. He has a unique skill-Shadowless Swordsmanship. He can use powerful swordsmanship to attack enemies without a shadow. The name of this skill reminded people of those invisible pretentious friends. 2. Naruto's Nine-Tailed Mode: Naruto's Nine-Tailed Fox is one of his most powerful weapons. He can enter the Nine-Tailed Mode by absorbing the power of the Nine-Tailed Fox to obtain powerful attack and defense. This meme came from the setting of Nine-Tailed Fox, which reminded people of those villains who crazily absorbed the energy of others. 3. Sasuke's " Shura Eye ": Sasuke is one of the strongest Pupil Masters in Naruto. He has a pair of Shura Eyes that can create powerful illusions and attacks. This meme came from the setting of Shurakan, which reminded people of their friends who were good at using illusions and magic. 4. Itachi's " Susanoku ": Itachi is one of the strongest ninjas in Naruto. He has a powerful weapon-Susanoku can defend against all attacks. This meme came from Susanoku's setting, which reminded people of invincible characters who were immune to all attacks. 5. Xiao Li and Hatata's " couple costume ": Xiao Li and Hatata are a couple in Naruto. They often wear couple costumes to appear in various occasions. This meme came from this setting, which made people think of those characters who showed off their love crazily in love.

Fox, let me ask you, why is watermelon called watermelon? Because that person stepped on a lemon." This was a joke from " Your Highness Fox, Wait for Me ". Another: Student: " Teacher, I think what you said is very reasonable. It's like you're a wise man." Teacher: " Thank you for your compliment. To be honest, I've heard many people call me that. How do you call me?" Student: " You can go and look at your name. Because according to the dictionary, you are behind the wise man!" This was a classic joke. I hope these jokes can make you happy. I recommend the above novels to you. I hope you will like them.😋If you like my recommendation, please feel free to tell me at any time.

Here are some classic jokes: 1 A bird flew to the high-voltage power line. Another bird flew and said,"Are you okay?" The bird said,"It's okay. I'm insulated." 2 A person went to the interviewer and asked,"What do you think are your shortcomings?" The man replied,"I think I'm too honest." The interviewer asked,"What's wrong with that?" "I don't think there's anything wrong with that," the man replied. The interviewer said,"I agree with you, but that's not a flaw." The man replied,"I don't care what you think." 3 went to a bar alone and got drunk. His friend was very worried about him and decided to help him go home. When they arrived at his house, his friends tried to help him to the door, but the man kept crying,"Don't take me back to the zoo!" A man went to buy a lottery ticket and won five million yuan. He ran home excitedly and showed the lottery ticket to his wife. The wife took a look and said,"You liar, we've never heard of this number." The husband replied,"What did I lie about?" I just won five million!" A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away.

Here are some classic jokes I hope you like: " I used to think that I was a special person until I met more people. Only then did I realize that I was wrong." 2 " There is a type of person that you will never believe that he will be desperate." I used to think that love could cure everything until I met my ex-girlfriend. I realized that I was wrong." "There are some people you should always thank because they let you understand what a true friend is." " I used to think that I would always be strong until I met my family. Only then did I realize that I was wrong." "There is a kind of person you will never be worthy of his love because he will only care about your pain." " I thought I could forget everything until I met my past. Only then did I realize I was wrong." " I used to think that I could be a good actor until I met my script. I realized that I was wrong." There is a kind of person who will only bring you pain, but you can't get rid of him." " I used to think that I would be happy forever, until I met my sadness. Only then did I realize that I was wrong."

Classic jokes and unexpected short stories can be found in the following examples: Why did the straw go to see a psychiatrist? Because it was always being sucked away. What kind of plane do you like to go to the beach for a holiday? The helicopters could rest in the air. Why do policemen like to eat hamburgers? Because they liked to grab hamburgers. What kind of fish likes to sing the most? Cheilfish because they have lips. Why can't pigs go online? Because they were always scared by the bears on the internet. An unexpected short story: A duck went to the barbershop to get a haircut. The barbershop asked if it wanted to keep some bangs. The duck replied,"No, I'll fly away." A bee flew into a room and found a pile of honey in the room. So it flew to the window and saw a large bucket of bees outside. A fish met another fish and the latter asked,"How are you?" The former replied, I am a bird now. A rabbit was sitting on the grass. He saw a sheep lying on the ground and asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" The sheep replied,"I'm going to wait for the rabbit to jump up and then we'll eat the carrot together." A man and a dog went on a trip. When they arrived at a small town, they found that there was only one coffee shop in the town. So they decided to have coffee there, but they found a dog in the coffee shop.