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What did Guo Degang's short crosstalk mean?

2024-09-14 00:44
" My nickname is Xiao Ping." The last sentence is a burden, but I don't understand. What's so funny about it? Who was he mocking? Xiao Duan, who was returning to the scene, used Li Jing as a hack. It was said that a murderer broke into Li Jing's house at night. He had completely given up on society and life. He threatened to kill these two people and make them his scapegoat. Before he committed the crime, he said that he would not kill nameless ghosts under his knife and asked the two to report their names. Li Jing's wife said that her name was Xiao Ping. The murderer was touched. Because her mother's name was also Xiao Ping, she could not kill someone with the same name as her mother. She asked Li Jing again. Li Jing said slowly," My name is Li Jing." "My nickname is Xiao Ping." Class Leader De Yun said it in Li Jing's unique tone, and everyone burst out laughing.
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Sorry, my answer didn't provide the specific name or content of Guo Degang's crosstalk. If I can provide more information, I will try my best to answer your questions.

What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes?

What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes?

I was a genius in the Earthen Plane. I was a cripple in the Spiritual Plane. I was dead in the Cloud Plane. After experiencing death in the form of dragon sneeze, I find myself back in my room in Earthen Plane where I was a genius. I had been too focused on training myself in the past life. Now that I've been given a second chance, I should just enjoy my life to the fullest extent! Instead of locking myself up in my room to cultivate, take in a few disciples so they can help take care of me! Easy life is best life! The other Planes suck anyway, I'll just lay back here and relax! All I need to do is to teach my dear disciples on the things I've learnt while they take care of me! Huh? What do you mean one of my disciples destroyed the Sinister Demon Sect last night? Do you not see how she's here massaging my shoulders now? There's no way my disciple could have obliterated the all-powerful Xi Family, can't you see she's obediently pouring tea for me over there? You must be delusional to even suggest my disciple could have flattened the impassable Death Mountains, just look at how cute she is taking a nap under the cherry blossom tree. What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes? *** Notes: Side Stories in "My Cute (Yandere) Disciples' Side Stories" If you're here for the R18 tag expecting adult scenes, know that this was a decision I made quite late into writing this so the scenes only come up very late into the story. One or more of the disciples may or may not have a tragic (depending on personal opinions) backstory that may or may not offend/disturb some readers (depending on your personal opinions/mental fortitude/openmindedness/morality/sexual orientation/real world knowledge/political agendas/reaction if someone gave you lemons/view on whether the Earth is flat or round, which I personally think it's neither and is actually a donut nom nom nom) which may or may not affect the rest of the story significantly. Consider yourself sufficiently warned. Story inspired from "My female disciples are scary" by feeling_tired Cover is done by the really awesome Lumi! Buy me tea (because I prefer tea over coffee): https://ko-fi.com/draekai You can join our discord through this link: https://discord.gg/CRrb56c
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What Do You Mean There Are Other Transmigrators In My Harem Fantasy?

What Do You Mean There Are Other Transmigrators In My Harem Fantasy?

In the most cliched fashion, a giant truck-kun smashed into my World, killing everyone with it. And in the next most cliched event, I was given a second chance in life by the gods to live another life in a world of swords, magic and dragons! It’s literally a dream come true! Be a hero? Who has the time?! Conquer the world? Like hell I’ll do something so troublesome! Diving into dungeons, exploring ancient ruins and meeting all the weirdos of the world? Sign me right up!! I’m only interested in travelling the world to find the most interesting materials I can use to write the best story I can! I’ll show you my creativity and dazzle this new world with the stories I’ll write! I’ll fight with dragons, swim with krakens, wrestle giants, eat all the cakes and bed the beauties! Time to live this life however I want! Eh? A psycho is running around the world saying that they are the hero who will slay the demon lord? Why is there such a crazy person? There’s someone out there threatening the world with nukes? How did they even find out how to make those? Some crazy hobo is going into other people’s houses to smash pots to look for money? That guy really must be crazy. What Do You Mean There Are Other Transmigrators In My Harem Fantasy? ----- [Character Creation:] [Gender:] [Male] [Female] >[Futa] *** Notes: Any R-rated scenes will be denoted by a '*' followed by an 'R' with the number of 'R's showing how much of it is R-rated. '*R' would be around 25%, '*RR' would be about 50% and '*RRR' would most likely be the entire chapter. You can join our discord through this link: https://discord.gg/CRrb56c
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Ask Guo Degang for the name of a crosstalk

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2024-09-20 13:50

Guo Degang's crosstalk was called "Crosstalk Club". This crosstalk told the story of Guo Degang and his crosstalk actors performing in the crosstalk hall, including many classic crosstalk jokes and jokes.

There was a segment in Guo Degang's crosstalk about transmigration. What's the name of that crosstalk?

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2024-09-13 01:52

Guo Degang's crosstalk," Time Travel and Anti-Time Travel," had a topic about time travel.

How many original crosstalk works did Guo Degang have?

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2024-09-24 06:57

Guo Degang was a famous Chinese crosstalk actor who had created many classic original crosstalk works. However, due to the large number of his crosstalk works and the fact that some of them did not have a clear relationship with each other, there was no exact number of original crosstalk works. The following are some of Guo Degang's original crosstalk works: 1 "Crosstalk Conference": This is one of Guo Degang's most famous crosstalk works and one of the largest crosstalk events in China. The work included many small stories and social phenomena in daily life, as well as irony and humor about Chinese traditional culture and folk customs. Xie Kelong: This is a work about traditional Chinese agricultural culture. It talks about the daily life of farmers and the process of agricultural production. It probes into the relationship between man and nature in traditional Chinese culture. 3."Yue Yunpeng's Complete Crosstalk Works": This was a segment of Yue Yunpeng's crosstalk works, including many of Yue Yunpeng's classic jokes and jokes. It was loved and sought after by the majority of the audience. 4. The Complete Works of Crosstalk and Skits: This is a work about crosstalks and skits, including many classic crosstalks and skits such as Teahouse, Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow. It should be noted that the above works are only part of Guo Degang's original crosstalk works. He has many other excellent crosstalk works and performances that are worthy of our appreciation and understanding.

Guo Qilin was Guo Degang's son. Did he get his father's legacy in crosstalk?

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2024-09-10 19:29

Guo Qilin is Guo Degang's son. Did he get his father's legacy in crosstalk? The answer was no. Guo Qilin was a crosstalk actor, but he was not Guo Degang's son. Guo Degang was a famous crosstalk actor and director. He and his son Guo Qilin performed crosstalk and talk shows together. Although Guo Qilin was inspired and guided by his father in crosstalk, he did not really inherit his father's skills.

Ask Guo Degang and Yu Qian for a list of crosstalk

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2024-09-20 14:01

Guo Degang and Yu Qian were two well-known actors in the crosstalk world. Their crosstalk works were very rich. The following is a list of some of their classic crosstalk works: 1 "Crosstalk Club" 2 " Time Travel and Anti-Time Travel " 3,"Pulling Cheongsam" 4 "Oil Selling Man" 5 "Crosstalk Joint Exhibition" 6."The Complete Crosstalk Works of Yue Yunpeng" 7 "The Complete Comic Comics of Guo Degang" 8 "The Complete Works of Yu Qian's Crosstalk" These crosstalk works were not only popular domestically but also highly praised internationally.

Looking for Guo Degang and Yu Qian's crosstalk, asking for the name?

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2024-09-13 01:07

Guo Degang and Yu Qian's crosstalk was called "Crosstalk Club." This song was sung by the famous rapper Eminem and the famous crosstalk actor Guo Degang. The lyrics of the song described the story of the two people's acquaintance and love on the crosstalk stage. It was very dramatic and humorous.

Seeking the lines of Guo Degang's crosstalk "I am a writer"

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2024-09-12 00:43

The following are the lines from Guo Degang's crosstalk,"I am a writer": I: Hello everyone, I am Guo Degang, a literary scholar. Guo Degang, your literary attainments are really very high! Guo Degang: Haha, thank you for your praise. But do you know that writing a novel is actually very painful? Why? Guo Degang: Because the world in the novel is my idea, I need to create a world with temperature, emotion, and vitality. However, this world was not real, so the process of writing a novel was actually very difficult. What kind of inspiration do you think your novel can bring to people? Guo Degang: I hope that my novel can make people realize that reality and illusion are not opposites. They can be integrated with each other. There are many beautiful things in this world that are worth pursuing and cherishing.

Ask Guo Degang for crosstalk, I'm a writer's lines

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2024-09-12 00:09

There were some classic lines in Guo Degang's crosstalk,"I Am a Scholar," such as: I like to turn words into music and music into dance. Literature is a way of spiritual communication, through words, people can feel the charm of emotions and thoughts. Writing a novel requires creativity and imagination. It requires characters, plots, and stories. Literature is an eternal art that can transcend time and space to make people feel resonance and emotional resonance. I like to write a complete story so that readers can experience the plot and characters in it personally. I hope these lines can help me enjoy the charm of literature!

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