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A funny idiotic sentence

2024-09-13 01:59
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I'm a, I'm a fat man, I'm a fat man! Once the two of them fell, no one could pull them back. Give me a chance and I will make you the most handsome man in the world. It's not that I don't want to be a lady, but life has forced me to be a shrew. It's not that I'm obsessed with legends, it's just that legends are too beautiful.

FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.
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Funny Chats

Funny Chats

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.
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My Death Sentence

My Death Sentence

Ravaged and desolate, the Old World perished beneath the polluted sky. Radiation and infestation plagued the Earth all while a mere fraction of the human population remained. Of that rapidly diminishing population, a man approaching his thirties found himself entangled with Earth's current "War Lords" -- a pathetic bunch of insecure men who dominate what remains of the blue planet. Thrown into one of the prisons, Cain is ruthlessly prodded and experimented on. Subjected to radiation, gene altercation, and given various poisons and toxins alongside a slew of potential antidotes to match -- Cain became the War Lord’s guinea pig. Only after satisfying their voracious greed for revenge did the War Lord’s finally grant Cain some semblance of mercy. Strapped to a metal chair with a thick steel collar hung around his throat, Cain prepared himself for death. While his body slowly melted underneath the heat of one of the War Lord’s new experimental serums, an unfamiliar women’s voice called out to Cain. Summoned by a random girl in another world, she calls Cain a demon. “Demon?” Cain questions. But then it hits him — he’s been reborn and summoned. It’s a two-for-one special! *** Follow along Cain's rebirth and his unfortunate summoning into another world filled with trials, tribulations, and tragedy all composed by yours truly, thelostboy. Side note: I've tried this writing thing before and it's a lot more taxing than I was expecting. Rather than continue my old story that I fell out of love with, I figured it would be all-around more enjoyable for myself and my readers to create something I'm newly passionate about than return to shallow waters. Also also, once I get into a writing rhythm again I plan on creating a Patreon for early access chapters, I've decided not to Contract this novel for the more respectable, mature approach -- begging. May we pray I write something good.
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A funny idiotic sentence

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2024-09-22 18:21

I'm an innocent little boy. I only watch cartoons. 2 It's not that I don't want to be a lady, but life has forced me to become a shrew. If I die, the first thing I'll say is, I finally don't have to be afraid of ghosts. If I die, my second sentence is: I hope my family and friends can live well. It's not that I don't want to lose weight, it's just that my weight is not within my tolerance range. If I die, my third sentence is, I finally don't have to be afraid of ghosts anymore. It's not that I don't put on makeup, it's that cosmetics don't have the ability to make me handsome. If I die, my fourth sentence is: I hope my family and friends can live well. It's not that I don't like a wide range of things, but I can only love one. If I die, my fifth sentence is: I hope my family and friends can live well and give them a better future.

The funny and idiotic CEO novel recommendations

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2025-01-11 04:41

I recommend the novel," A Dumb CEO's Vest Is a Demon " to you. This novel was full of hilarious idiotic scenes. The female protagonist had to travel to the realistic CEO's novel, ride a bicycle to the toilet every day, and was forced to carry cash to make up for the meal card. These plots made people laugh. At the same time, the male protagonist was also a dumb CEO.

End of the recommendation of the funny idiotic ability novel

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2025-01-15 19:40

I recommend the following two funny ending urban supernatural novels to you: 1. " The Paranoid God's Group Pet, Little Sweetie Bun "-This was a funny, metaphysical, and understated novel. It told the story of a god spoiling an eighteen-line vase with no special skills. The love story between them was full of sweetness and humor. 2. " Superpower Exchange "-This was an urban supernatural novel. The protagonist could use his own abilities to make transactions and earn huge profits.

Funny, idiotic, brainless novels, recommended romance

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2025-01-11 14:38

There are a few silly romance novels that I can recommend to you. Among them were " Beast Counselor "," May You Be Brilliant "," A Lifetime Laughing at Prosperity "," Let Alone Be Quiet "," Offering Salted Fish to Grandmaster "," Secretly Pregnant with Tyrant's Baby "," My Husband Was Once a Dragon Aotian "," Be Happy: Naughty Princess Consort ", and so on. These novels were all featured by funny plots and idiotic female protagonists, which could bring joy and a relaxing reading experience to the readers.

The novel recommended is a relaxing, funny, and idiotic novel.

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2025-01-11 10:13

The following are some of the recommended lighthearted and funny novels:"The Reborn Young Master Jin Wants to Marry Me,""Forcibly Marry a Wealthy Wife,""I Just Want to Be a Quiet and Reckless Person,""Far From the Demon King,""My Princess Is Too Chubby,""One Piece: The Misfortune of Pirates,""Psycho Partner,""My Daughter Is a Reborn Mighty One,""The Cashiers Can't Be That Cute,""The Unlucky Person Who Traversed Huashan Sect Turns Over,""The Fantasy Adventures of a Stupid Salted Fish,""The Book of Troubled Times," Spirit Realm Traveler,"" The Tang Family's Table,"and" King of Familiar Beasts.&qu These novels all had humorous plots and were suitable for this type of readers.

Idiotic rich and powerful, funny novels, recommended romance

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2024-12-28 00:18

The following were some romantic recommendations for the funny novels of the rich and powerful: "A Lifetime Laughing at Prosperity,""Let the Lonely Be Quiet,""Offering Salted Fish to the Grandmaster,""Secretly Pregnant with the Tyrant's Baby,""My Husband Was a Dragon Aotian,""Pleasure: The Naughty Princess,""The Rich Son-in-Law,""The Fantasy Adventures of the Salted Fish,""Book of Troubled Times,""Spirit Realm Walker,""The Tang Family's Table," and "King of Imperial Beasts." These novels featured funny plots and funny dialogue, suitable for readers who liked silly romantic stories.

The funny, idiotic, urban, special ability novel recommendation

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2024-12-25 14:59

The following are two recommendations for funny ending urban supernatural novels: 1. " The Paranoid God's Group Pet, Little Sweetie Bun ": This novel tells the love story of a god spoiling an eighteen-string vase with no special skills. It's full of sweetness and humor. 2. [Superpower Exchange: The protagonist of this novel can use his own abilities to trade and earn huge profits.] I hope these recommendations can satisfy your needs for funny and idiotic urban supernatural novels.

Write a funny sentence.

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2024-09-10 05:34

I'm a fan of online literature. Not only can I answer questions about novels, but I can also tell jokes!

Tell a funny 3 sentence story.

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2024-11-28 16:48

There was a little fish. It dreamed of flying. One day, a seagull picked it up and it got a very short flight experience.

A funny and philosophical online sentence

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2024-09-15 20:35

A true warrior dares to face his own weakness. Time is a constant but also a variable. There are many diligent people and few lazy people. Every man for himself. Four people are too busy to think about tea and rice. Humans die for wealth, birds die for food.

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