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Who can give me the funniest short joke! Those who have more words are exempted from answering!

2024-09-12 13:19
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The following were all funny short jokes: Why do some people like to wear black clothes? Because they want to hide their true color. There was a man who was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. So he asked the rabbit,"Guess what I want to eat?" The rabbit replied,"I don't know, but you should guess." So the rabbit jumped up and fell to his death. Why are lions always bullied by other animals? Because they were too fat. I once heard a joke about a man who went to the bank to withdraw money and deposited all his money into the same account. The bank clerk asked him,"Why do you deposit all your money in one account?" The man replied,"Because I want to know if the bank will go bankrupt if I save a lot of money." I once heard a legend that a bird flew to an island and found a crocodile on the island. So the bird flew over and asked the crocodile,"Why do you live here?" "Because there are birds here," answered the crocodile.

The Village Girl Who Jinxes Her Husband Is Filthy Rich

The Village Girl Who Jinxes Her Husband Is Filthy Rich

Lin Xinlan, who possessed both spatial and wood manipulation abilities, was betrayed by her boyfriend and best friend. They had drugged her and sent her to a laboratory to become a test specimen all for the sake of a month’s worth of food supply. Having suffered both physical and mental torture, she chose to self-destruct, taking the lab researchers down with her! When she woke up again, she found herself in another era as a twelve-year-old girl named Lin Yuelan.When Lin Yuelan was nine years old, a Taoist who had been begging for water asserted that she would grow up to jinx her husband! Rumors spread and the assertion of her jinxing her husband turned into jinxing her parents, to her relatives, then her friends, and eventually she was said to be a jinx of the world. Her grandparents, uncles, and awful relatives were terrified of being jinxed to death, so they resolutely severed ties with nine-year-old Lin Yuelan. They removed her from the family register and made her live on her own. Her foolish father had obeyed the clan’s wishes, her mother was a crying mess, and her siblings couldn’t do anything to help. Being separated from the family at nine years old, she was given a shabby and shaky little hut, one paddy field, and two dry fields as severance compensation. From then on, the Lin family had nothing to do with Lin Yuelan, and Lin Yuelan became a girl with no background. She warily reached the age of twelve, but accidentally offended the village’s bully. The bully’s comrade eventually beat her to death, and that allowed Lin Xinlan to transmigrate onto her.“I have spatial abilities, and the world will be mine! Watch as I, Lin Xinlan, command authority wherever I go, and become a supreme being!”
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Please give me the funniest joke

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2024-09-18 22:45

Two bears were walking in the forest when one of them said,"Hey, do you see that brown thing?" The other bear replied,"Oh, you mean the brown bear?" The first bear said,"No, I mean the brown tree." It's a simple joke, but it shows a simple truth: sometimes we may describe something in the wrong way, but we all know the truth.

Who can tell me the funniest long joke!

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2024-09-19 17:04

I will try my best to tell a long and funny joke. The following was a classic joke: One day, a bird flew into an orchard. He saw a sheep lying on the ground and asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for the apples," answered the sheep."They haven't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you bite the grass?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They're much tastier than grass!"

Who can give me a particularly funny joke, a short one, thank you

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2024-09-12 13:27

A programmer went to a bar to drink. His friend asked him,"What have you been busy with recently?" The programmer replied," I'm developing an auto-reply system that allows the user to type in various questions and the system will automatically answer them." "That sounds like a good project!" His friend asked in surprise. The programmer replied,"No, this is how it works: when the user asks a question, the system will first ask themselves,'Does this question make sense?' If the answer is 'no', then the system will answer the question and ask the user: ' So what's the practical significance of this question?' If the answer is no, the system will continue to answer the question until the user gives a meaningful answer." After hearing this, his friend rolled around laughing.

Can you give me a few more funniest quotes from novels?

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2024-11-05 01:24

In 'To Kill a Mockingbird' by Harper Lee, Dill says, 'I'm little but I'm old.' It's a simple yet funny statement that shows Dill's precocious nature. He's small in stature but has an old soul, and this line is a humorous way of expressing that.

Tell me the funniest joke and short story you know from 'funny jokes and short stories'.

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2024-12-10 19:43

Joke: What's brown and sticky? A stick. Short story: A cat was chasing a mouse. The mouse ran into a hole. The cat waited outside for hours. Finally, the mouse peeked out and said, 'Are you still there?' The cat replied, 'Yes, I'm a very patient hunter.'

Those who have the answers to this summer homework, give them to me.

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2024-09-13 02:20

I can't provide the answers to the summer homework. As a fan of online literature, I cannot obtain or provide any information or resources that violate ethics or laws. My goal is to provide users with accurate, useful, and legal information and do my best to meet their needs. If you need any other help or advice, please let me know.

Those who read more transformation novels, give me some answers

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2024-09-23 03:03

Alright, I can provide some answers to the transformation novel. What kind of transformation novel do you want me to answer? For example, fantasy, fantasy, science fiction, or other types of novels.

Who translated the "Insect Story" from Tianya Online Library? (Those who are just making up the numbers are exempted.)

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2024-09-14 23:57

Insects was a novel by the French writer Jean-Jacques Rouseau. It was first translated into English by his assistant, Aurélain de Bixia, and then translated into Chinese by William gibson. The novel has been translated into many languages and published on many platforms.

Who can give me a few words to describe the ancient words of parting? Who

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2024-09-26 21:11

The classic saying of parting was as follows: I miss you, but I don't know when I'll see you again. I'm embarrassed this night. Li Bai's Autumn Wind 2. You bury yourself in the spring, and your bones are broken by the mud. I send you to the world, and my head is covered with snow. Bai Juyi's "Reminiscence of the Past at Nizhu" 3. My belt is getting wider and wider, and I don't regret it at all. I'm so haggard because I've been eliminated. Liu Yong's "Phoenix Perches on the Parasol Tree" Only the moon in the spring courtyard still shines on the fallen flowers for the people who are separated. Zhang Ji's " Yu Linling " Don't you see that the Yellow River flows from heaven to the sea and never returns? Li Bai's << Wine >> 6. If the love between two people lasts for a long time, how can it be morning and evening? Qin Guan's " Fairy of Magpie Bridge " The spring breeze is ten miles long, and the road to Yangzhou is rolled up with a bead curtain. Du Mu's Farewell 8. Sunset clouds and lone ducks fly together in autumn water, sharing the same color in the sky. Preface to the Pavilion of King Teng by Wang Bo A bosom friend in the sea is like a neighbor in the distant world. Wang Bo's "Sending Du Shaofu to Shuzhou" When we meet, it's hard to part, and it's hard to part. The east wind is powerless, and the flowers are scattered. Du Fu's Spring Night's Rain

Can you give more words for short story?

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2024-11-30 21:45

The word 'sketch' can also be associated with short stories. In the literary sense, a sketch is like a brief or rough version of a story. It may not have all the detailed character development or complex plot twists of a full - length story but can still convey a complete idea or event in a short form, much like a short story. Another one is 'vignette'. A vignette is a short, descriptive piece that often focuses on a single moment, character, or scene, similar to what you might find in a short story.

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