Please, this crosstalk line

I'm a fan of online literature. I'll answer questions based on the knowledge I've learned. However, I don't have any experience in crosstalk, so I can't prepare a crosstalk line for you. If you have any other questions, I'm happy to help you.

Okay, I can provide a crosstalk line, but I need to remind you that this line may be related to the content of a specific novel, so please make sure that the plot of the novel is not directly related to this line. For example, you can provide the following lines: (The actor plays the author of the novel) I'll write a novel for everyone called "Time Travel and Anti-Time Travel." Story background: This was a modern world where people used virtual reality technology to travel to ancient times to experience different history and cultures. The protagonist: Li Lei was a modern youth who loved history. Story summary: Li Lei traveled to ancient times in a virtual reality game and became a famous historian. He had experienced various historical events in the ancient world and had in-depth exchanges with historical figures. In this process, he gradually discovered the truth of history and protested for his ancestors. Ending: Li Lei finally realized that history was objective and should not be influenced by subjective views. He decided to return to the modern world and continue to work hard to preserve history. I hope this crosstalk line meets your requirements.

Alright, here are some short lines from the crosstalk: Crosstalk actor Guo Degang once said,"Crosstalk is a language art that allows the audience to understand how to speak in Henan dialect." Crosstalk actor Yue Yunpeng also once said,"Crosstalk actors cannot fall in love with the audience, and the audience cannot fall in love with crosstalk actors." The crosstalk actor Fan Wei once said,"Making the audience laugh is not making you cry." Crosstalk actor Zhao Benshan also once said,"Let the audience cry, not let you laugh." The crosstalk actor Ma Sanli once said,"Crosstalk is a satirical art that satirizes the unreasonable things in society."

Crosstalk actor Guo Degang once said a classic line: "Crosstalk is when two people are on stage, one speaking and the other speaking. If it's not good and it's not lively, then it means that they didn't make it in time."

Crosstalk was a traditional Chinese art form that originated from the late Qing Dynasty and was created by Ma Sanli and others. Crosstalk usually tells stories or current affairs in a humorous way, but it also adds various funny elements and crosstalk techniques such as funny performances, imitations, acting, etc. Crosstalk had a wide audience in China. It was not only popular in China, but it was also widely recognized internationally.

1 Withered vines, old trees, crows, small bridges, flowing water, people. On ancient roads, the west wind blows, the thin horse goes down, the setting sun sets, the heartbroken man is at the end of the world. 2 Guo Degang: My apprentice can be president. What are you not satisfied with? 3 Zhao Benshan: My biggest regret is that I can't sing rock music, otherwise I could sing Perturbed. 4 Yue Yunpeng: I will sing a song for everyone. This is the only song that I know how to sing. The lyrics are " Two tigers, two tigers fall in love, fall in love." 5 Guo Degang: I once went to Tianjin and saw a beautiful woman on the street. I gave her a song and she replied to me: "What song are you singing?"

Ma Ji was a famous Chinese crosstalk actor born in Beijing City in 1950. He had performed many classic crosstalk works with his partners, Guo Degang, Yue Yunpeng, and others. He was known as "Guo Degang's predecessor." Ma Ji's representative works included " Crosstalk Hall "," Crosstalk Convention ", and so on. He had received many honors and awards in the crosstalk world, such as " The Hundred Years of Chinese Crosstalk ". In addition to crosstalk performances, Ma Ji had also dabbled in the field of movies and television dramas. He had starred in movies such as Liu Laogen and had also served as a film director and screenwriter.

There was a crosstalk line that was probably: "What's the difference between a table and a table?" The actor would play two families, one with many tables and the other with very few tables. Then they would take turns to act as the two families and tell each other the story of their tables. This joke was very interesting. He could learn a lot about furniture and family relationships.

Alright, I can provide a crosstalk. (Scene: A pair of crosstalk actors standing in the center of the stage, the audience applauds nonstop.) Crosstalk Actor A: "Thank you for your applause, everyone. Today, we're going to perform a web comic. Crosstalk Actor B: Online crosstalk? What was this? Crosstalk Actor A: Web crosstalks are crosstalks adapted from web novels. Crosstalk Actor B: Ah, I understand. So how should we perform? Crosstalk Actor A: We can first tell the plot of a web novel, then imitate the dialogue and character settings in the novel, and finally use our imagination to perform a crosstalk. Crosstalk Actor B: Sounds good. Then let's start now! (Show begins) Crosstalk Actor A: Hello, everyone. Today, I'm going to talk about a plot from "Battle Through the Heavens." (The actor who played the role of Xiao Yan in the novel went on stage.) Crosstalk Actor B: Hello, Xiao Yan! I heard that you're the author of Battle Through the Heavens? Xiao Yan: Ah, thank you. Crosstalk Actor A: I heard that you created a powerful cultivation system in your novel called the "Heaven Dou Continent." Do you think such a continent exists in reality? Xiao Yan:(Thinking for a moment) Yes, this problem still requires further research. Crosstalk Actor B:(laughs) Yeah, I'm not sure if such a continent exists in reality. Xiao Yan:(Laughing) However, in real life, there might be a training system similar to the 'Heaven Dou Continent' where people could reach their goals through continuous hard work. Crosstalk Actor A:(Imitating the tone in the novel) Oh, I see. Then who do you think is the most powerful cultivator on the 'Heaven Dou Continent'? Xiao Yan:(Thinking for a moment) I think it should be Xiao Yan! After all, he had unparalleled strength and perseverance. Crosstalk Actor B:(laughs) Yes, Xiao Yan is indeed a very powerful cultivator. (End of performance) Crosstalk Actor A: Thank you for your applause. That's all for today's crosstalk performance. (Laughter from the audience)

Crosstalk was a traditional Chinese art form that originated in Beijing. Crosstalk is a humorous way to tell stories or social phenomena, often using dramatic scenes, character creation, and language skills to attract the audience. The following are the types of crosstalk: 1. Traditional crosstalk: also known as "live" or "ventriloquism" is a classic form of crosstalk that focuses on telling historical stories, folklore, and trivial matters of life. It often uses exaggeration, irony, humor, and other techniques with superb language skills. 2. Crosstalk and skit: also known as "live drama" or "comedy", it is a combination of crosstalk and drama. Usually, two or more people play different roles to tell some fictional stories or social phenomena, often using exaggeration, irony, humor and other techniques. 3. A modified crosstalk drama: It is an improved and innovative form of traditional crosstalk. Usually, one or more actors play the main character and tell some modern stories or social phenomena. They often use exaggeration, irony, humor, and other techniques. Their language skills and performance skills are relatively mature. 4. Crosstalk variety show: It is a form of crosstalk that has appeared in recent years. It usually consists of multiple actors or teams performing and telling some funny stories or situations to attract the laughter of the audience. Crosstalk is a precious heritage in the treasure house of Chinese culture and art. After hundreds of years of development and evolution, it has formed a variety of forms and styles that are deeply loved and sought after by the audience.