Jokes are a form of humor. Here are a few jokes: 1 A bird flew to the high-voltage power line. Another bird flew and said,"Are you okay?" The bird said,"It's okay. I'm insulated." 2 A person went to the interviewer and asked,"What do you think are your shortcomings?" The man replied,"I think I'm too honest." The interviewer asked,"What's wrong with that?" "I don't think there's anything wrong with that," the man replied. The interviewer said,"I agree with you, but that's not a flaw." The man replied,"I don't care what you think." A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away. I hope these jokes will bring you joy.
Here are a few classic long jokes: 1 A bird flew into a computer shop. It saw a computer and flew over." Hello, this computer has a very high configuration, but it has a shortcoming, that is, it is too old." The computer shop owner listened and asked,"What do you think is its shortcoming?" The bird said,"It's too old." There was a man who was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" The rabbit said,"I want to eat carrots." He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird said,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away. A person went to the interviewer and asked him,"Can you drive?" "No," said the man. The interviewer asked,"Can you drive?" "No," said the man. The interviewer said,"How about this? We'll hire you to work for our company, but you have to take the bus to work." The man immediately agreed. A man went to the doctor and complained that his neck hurt. The doctor asked him,"How does your neck hurt?" The man replied,"I often watch the computer, so my neck hurts." The doctor gave him a prescription, which said,"If you don't look at the computer for more than an hour a day, your neck will get better." The man immediately followed the doctor's instructions and his neck soon stopped hurting. I hope these jokes will make you laugh!
Joke 1: Why do birds fly to telephone poles? Because they liked to sleep on the wires. Joke 2: Why do zombies dislike befriending werewolves? Because they were afraid that the werewolf would bite their "head" and cause changes. Joke 3: Why do some people like to play computer games with gloves on? They liked to massage their fingers on the keyboard.
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Alright, let me tell you a few jokes! A thief broke into a temple and tried to steal something from the monks. As a result, he accidentally stole a chicken from the temple. The monk of the temple immediately found out and asked loudly,"How are you going to compensate me for stealing my chicken?" The thief replied,"I'm going to make you a sumptuous breakfast!" 2 A person went to the interviewer and asked him,"What skill are you best at?" "I'm good at lying," the man replied. The interviewer asked,"How would you lie?" The man replied,"I don't know much about this problem. Can you tell me?" The interviewer said,"I'm happy to tell you that I'll say this. I've asked other people about this question, but none of them got the right answer." A man went to a bar to drink and got drunk. His friend was very worried about him and decided to help him go home. When they arrived at his house, his friends tried to help him to the door, but the man kept crying,"Don't take me back to the zoo!" His friend asked in surprise,"Why do you want to go to the zoo?" The man replied,"I saw a lion in the bar just now!" I hope these jokes can make you laugh!
Alright, here are a few classic cold jokes: Why can't pigs go online? Because it was always searching for " how to shop online." Why do bears always fall? Because they were too fat. Why do rabbits always make nests? Because they didn't want to sleep in the trees. Why can't monkeys go online? Because they were always searching for " how to be smart." Why do chickens always sing? Because they were playing "Chicken Run" on the dance machine.