Ask Guo Degang and Yu Qian (Zhang Wenshun, etc.) to perform the lines of the Master Sutra,"It must be complete, not just the last lyrics."

The complete lines of Guo Degang's Master Sutra are as follows: Hello, everyone. Today, I'm going to perform a crosstalk called 'Master Classic'. In the world of crosstalk, there were many classic jokes, and the most famous one was the Master Sutra. The Classic of Masters described the growth of a crosstalk actor. Under the guidance of his master, he worked hard and finally became an outstanding crosstalk actor. Now, let me read the complete lines of the Master Sutra to everyone: (The crosstalk actor began to tell his story) I was born in an ordinary family and have always loved crosstalk since I was young. When I was in primary school, the school organized a crosstalk competition and I successfully performed the song "The Sea", winning the applause and cheers of the audience. This made me even more determined to become a crosstalk actor, so I decided to learn crosstalk from my master. My master is a famous crosstalk actor named Guo Degang. Under the guidance of my master, I kept practicing and improving my crosstalk skills. After a long period of hard work, I finally became an excellent crosstalk actor. Today, I hope that through my own efforts, I can bring better crosstalk performances to the audience. Thank you for listening. I wish everyone a happy life.

There were some classic lines in Guo Degang and Yu Qian's crosstalk "Festival". One of them was like this: (The two of them are sitting in the teahouse. Guo Degang is playing with his mobile phone. Yu Qian walks over and asks him.) Guo Degang: What are you doing here? Yu Qian: I'm waiting for you here. Guo Degang: Waiting for you? Why wait for you? Yu Qian: I'm waiting for you to say something to me. Guo Degang: What are you talking about? Yu Qian: He said,"Guo Degang and Yu Qian knelt and begged for a ton of pears during the festival." Guo Degang: Oh, isn't that easy? Yu Qian: It's not easy. You have to send me a ton of apples first, and then I'll kneel and beg for pears for you. This line was humorous and showed the scene of two people comparing and mocking each other during the Spring Festival. Among them,"Kneel and beg for a ton of pears during festivals" had become a classic line in crosstalk, often used to describe greedy people.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian's crosstalk "Ten Years" lines 1 (acting as Wang Shuo) I never understood why we Chinese always put the word "you" first when we speak. For example,"Have you eaten?" Wasn't this asking someone else? Why did it become him reminding himself? 2 (Act as Zhang Guoli) The word "you" is equivalent to "you" in English. Therefore, the moment he said "you", he showed his respect to the other party. 3 (acting as Ma Sanli) The crosstalk world has caught up with this society. If you want to make a living, you have to learn to tell a few lies. For example,"Am I not going to the toilet?" Or,"I just lost my job." Let me give you an example. For example, if you are dating a girl and you tell her,"I have to go to work today," the girl will definitely understand. However, if he said,"I'm going to meet a client today," the girl might not understand. 5 (acting as Liu Baorui) We Chinese have a habit of doing our own things. But sometimes,"doing it yourself" didn't mean that you could do it. For example, if you wanted to cook but found that there was no pot to use. I once had a dream to become a writer. But when I started to write novels, I realized that I couldn't write anymore. What the hell am I writing? Let me give you an example. For example, if you suddenly say "I'm sorry, I forgot I'm a woman" when you're talking to someone, the other party will definitely think that you're so rude. 8 (acting as Gao Feng) Once, I was walking on the street when I suddenly heard a "kill!" I turned around and saw a thief stealing something. I shouted,"Stop!" In the end, the thief stole the phone but not the money. Once I went to the bank to withdraw money, I found that the password was incorrect, so I repeatedly entered it on the counter. In the end, the bank staff told me,"You're really a big customer of our bank. We have countless people entering incorrect passwords every day, but you're the first to tell us."

Guo Degang and Yu Qian were two well-known actors in the crosstalk world. Their crosstalk works were very rich. The following is a list of some of their classic crosstalk works: 1 "Crosstalk Club" 2 " Time Travel and Anti-Time Travel " 3,"Pulling Cheongsam" 4 "Oil Selling Man" 5 "Crosstalk Joint Exhibition" 6."The Complete Crosstalk Works of Yue Yunpeng" 7 "The Complete Comic Comics of Guo Degang" 8 "The Complete Works of Yu Qian's Crosstalk" These crosstalk works were not only popular domestically but also highly praised internationally.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian's "On Pushing and Teasing" was a crosstalk program in which two crosstalk actors, Guo Degang and Yu Qian, performed together to tease each other and make jokes to let the audience feel the charm of crosstalk. The following are some classic lines from Guo Degang and Yu Qian in On Proud Teasing: Good teacher, good teacher, what are you teaching? What you teach is all nonsense. Are you kidding me? You're courting death! 3. Don't you know that this is a crosstalk? This is the rule. You little bastard, beat me to death! Are you looking for a beating? You're courting death! You idiot, don't you know that this is a crosstalk? How can you be an actor if you're so stupid? 9 Aren't You Making Trouble? You're destroying order! Don't you know that this is a crosstalk?

Guo Degang and Yu Qian's "The Good of the Whole Family" is a crosstalk work. The following are all the lines in the work: 1 Fourth Bro, let me tell you something. Our house has recently been renovated and we want to buy a Bach. Do you know what kind of car a Bach is? It was a Mercedes-Benz S-Class! 2 Let me tell you, you can't learn the tricks of a crosstalk actor. Let me tell you, if you learn this, for example, if you learn that "Time Travel", if you learn that "Perturbed", if you learn that "Oil Selling Man", you can all learn that "The Good of a Family", but you can't learn that "Perturbed Later Biography". For example, there is a clock in our living room that has nine buttons. Normally, if you press the wrong button, it will not ring because it will think that you just want to play with it and not make it ring. Your sofa is expensive. I bought a 3,000 yuan one. Let me tell you, this sofa is only 3,000 yuan when you sit on it, and 2,000 yuan when you stand up because it will shake by itself. For example, do you know how big the refrigerator in our kitchen is? It could fit an entire class! Your TV is expensive. I bought a 5,000 yuan one. Let me tell you, this TV is only 5,000 yuan when you watch TV, and 2,000 yuan when you watch advertisements because it will watch advertisements by itself. For example, in our bathroom, there is a sink with nine faucet. Normally, if you press the wrong one, it won't turn on because it will think that you just want to wash your hands and not want it to turn on. For example, there is a shower in our bathroom. Do you know how cool it is? If you stood under the shower head and took a shower, you would be covered in sweat. If you stood up, you would be covered in sweat again because it would get wet by itself. These are all the lines in the work.

The name of this crosstalk was 'Crosstalk Conclave'.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian's crosstalks were more common: 1. Time travel: For example," Time travel back to the Tang Dynasty to be an emperor "," Time travel to the Qin Dynasty to unify the six countries ", etc. 2. Time travel: For example," Go back to the past to stop Qin Shihuang from unifying the six countries "," Go back to the future to save the world ", etc. 3. Space travel: For example," travel to the interstellar era to become an interstellar pirate "," travel to the dinosaur era to become a dinosaur collector ", etc. There were also some more classic transmigration phrases such as: 1 "You transmigrated? Are you sure?" "Isn't this going back in time?" 3 "Are you in the Tang Dynasty? Are you the emperor? That's impossible, right?" 4 "You traveled to the Qin Dynasty? Are you Qin Shihuang? That's impossible, right?" 5 "Did you travel to the future? Are you a scientist? That's impossible, right?" 6 "You traveled to the dinosaur era? Are you a dinosaur expert? That's impossible, right?" Of course, this is only a part of it. There are many other transmigration words that you can discover on your own.

The original lines of Guo Degang and Yu Qian's crosstalk "On Proud Teasing" were as follows: (Scene: Guo Degang and Yu Qian are in the middle of the stage next to the audience.) Guo Degang: Hello everyone, today I want to do a crosstalk with Brother Qian. Yu Qian: Oh, crosstalk. Then we have to find a topic first. Guo Degang: Okay, what do you want to talk about? Yu Qian: What topic do I want to talk about? What topic do I want to talk about? (starts scratching his head) [Guo Degang: Then let's talk about "Proud Tease".] Yu Qian: Oh, it's a joke. I know this. (gloating) Guo Degang: Then how do you understand it? Yu Qian: I think that the role of the two people in the crosstalk is to hold and tease. One was responsible for supporting the other, while the other was responsible for teasing. Guo Degang: Ah, I understand. (Nodding) Yu Qian: Then do you think a person can become a "fan"? Guo Degang: Ah, I think a person can certainly be called "supporting". Yu Qian: But can it be a joke? Guo Degang: I don't think it's possible for a person to become a "joke." Yu Qian: Why? Guo Degang: Because "funny" people are generally humorous, cheerful, and lively people. And "praise" was usually a more profound, reserved, and reserved person. Yu Qian: Ah, I understand. (laughing) Guo Degang: Then how do you think a person can become a "fan"? Yu Qian: I think a person must first have a certain cultural background, then have patience, and then be able to understand what others say. Guo Degang: Ah, I understand. (Nodding) Yu Qian: There is also one person who wants to be a "fan" and has a certain sense of humor.

The complete lines of Guo Degang's Longevity is as follows: (Scene: A master and disciple in front of an ancient temple. The master is inside the temple and the disciple is outside.) Master: Come in, disciple. Disciple: Master, this temple has a very long history. Master: Yes, this temple has hundreds of years of history. Disciple: Then why aren't the incense table and candlesticks extinguished? Master: The gods in this temple are very kind. They don't want to be disturbed by the fireworks in the human world. Disciple: Then what should we do if we want to offer incense? Master: We can offer fruits, pastries, and other offerings in front of the incense table and then light candles and firecrackers in the incense burner to drive away evil spirits. Disciple: Is that all? Master: Of course it's not enough. We still need to write an oration in the temple to express our respect and gratitude to the gods. Disciple: Then how do I write the funeral oration? Master: The content of the funeral rites should be concise and clear to express our respect and gratitude to the gods. Then, we should set off firecrackers and burn incense to express our respect to the gods. Disciple: Yes, Master. I'll study hard. Master: Good disciple, you can go back. There are still some things that you young people need to deal with.