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Seeking funny crosstalk lines

2024-09-12 23:16
It was a program after the National Day holiday. The crosstalk was not to deviate too much from the National Day holiday. The content had to be related to the National Day holiday. It had to be funny. There were three people, A, B, and C. The content should not be too much or too little. It was average. The format was as follows: A: (happily, angrily, action) Hello everyone... It would be even better if there was a music video. I'll have to trouble all the crosstalk enthusiasts. If it's good, I can give you an additional 100 points.
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Alright, here are some funny crosstalk lines: 1 " I'm a heroine. I'll beat you up into a sieve!" " Thanks to my owls. They fly over my head every day to help me filter information." 3 " I want to eat chocolate cake like Tang Sanzang wants to cross the flaming mountain." 4 " My pet is a cat. It can lay golden eggs, but it can't lay silver eggs." 5 " I once had a divine artifact that allowed me to enter other people's brains anytime, anywhere, but they would never find me." " I once had a dream to become a famous doctor, but my dream was eventually written into a book." " I once had a boyfriend who was very smart but eventually became my cat." "I once heard a saying,'If you want to live well, stay by the owl's side.' I think it especially suits me." 9 " I once had a friend who was very smart but eventually became a dog." " I once had a dream of becoming an actor, but my dream turned into a bird."

The Rich Daughter Is A Mob Character, But She's Not Keeping In Line

The Rich Daughter Is A Mob Character, But She's Not Keeping In Line

Bei Qingqing was left to fend for herself over eighteen years before the rich Bei Family finally took her back. She found that her identity as a daughter had been replaced by the 'naive and adorable' Bei Bei, who was kept in her family. Affection grows with proximity, and that certainly applied for them — there was just no comparing the affection the Bei Family had towards Bei Bei, to the affection of their biological daughter. They had spoiled Bei Bei for eighteen years. Using Bei Qingqing’s adopted mother’s illness as leverage, the Bei Family forced Bei Qingqing to substitute Bei Bei’s marriage to a comatose man, Chen Jiazhi. It seems that Bei Bei was now all that mattered to them. Even so, Bei Qingqing married Chen Jiazhi, who had been comatose for years and said to have no chance of waking up. By doing so, she earned her two-million-yuan dowry for her adopted mother's hospital bills. Though Bei Qingqing believed that she would be widowed for life, she didn't expect an accidental kiss on their first night to wake Chen Jiazhi! Everyone in the entire Chen Family — from grandparents to uncles — are now indebted to Bei Qingqing. They all spoiled her, especially her now-awake husband Chen Jiazhi. Naturally, the Chen Family also took care of her adopted mother by providing her with better treatment! Bei Bei was left red-eyed in fury! She was supposed to be Chen Jiazhi's fiancee. His enormous wealth and affection were rightfully hers! Moreover, Bei Qingqing had health problems and couldn't get pregnant. Bei Bei will do her best and scheme to replace Bei Qingqing! Unexpectedly, however, Bei Qingqing was having morning sickness just two months after marrying despite rumors of her infertility! As for the Bei family that abandoned her? They were declining at a visible rate, and soon wouldn't even deserve to lick Bei Qingqing's shoes!
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Seeking a crosstalk script (lines)
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😂😂😂相声台词再短一点!!!!
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Classic lines in crosstalk
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2024-09-14 22:58
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Urgent! Who knew that a short and funny crosstalk would have lines!
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Bald monk, do you know why I'm so bald? Because I'm a bald donkey! 2 I once had a dream to become an artist. Oh my god, this plot is...
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