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Alright, here's an extremely funny joke: Why is Sun Wukong able to defeat Buddha but Tang Sanzang is powerless? This was because Sun Wukong could eat meat while Tang Sanzang could not.

Hello, it's my pleasure to serve you! Here was a funny joke: One day, a snail went shopping and got lost. When it reached a corner, it suddenly saw a parrot. The snail asked the parrot,"can you talk?" "Of course!" replied the parrot. "What would you say?" asked the snail. The parrot replied,"I can say many things, such as hello, goodbye, and many other things." The snail thought for a moment and said,"Then can I learn to talk from you?" The parrot replied,"Of course! But you have to find me a suitable person to talk to first." The snail was stunned for a moment and then said,"will you find me an animal as big as me to learn to speak?" "Of course not!" laughed the parrot. You're too young to learn how to speak." The snail was a little disappointed but still decided to try to learn. So he began to imitate the parrot's voice."Hello, goodbye, and many other words." The parrot was very happy to hear this. You're really a smart guy!" The snail said modestly,"Actually, I just want to find an animal bigger than me to learn how to speak." The parrot smiled with satisfaction and flew away. I hope this joke will make you happy!

A cat entered a car factory and was caught in a machine trap. The machine trap was made up of a series of complicated gears. After the cat was swept in, the gears began to rotate, and the cat was swept deeper and deeper. In the end, the cat was swept into a super complicated gear box. Only then did the cat realize that it was in a dead end. The cat tried to climb out but all the gears were too small for the cat to escape. Finally, the cat came up with a clever idea. It began to jump around in the gear box, trying to change the size of the gear box. In this way, the cat successfully climbed out of the machine trap and returned to its home. The next day, the head of the car factory found the cat and asked how it came out. The cat said,"I jumped a football game and then jumped into the gear box."

Alright, here's a joke in Chongqing dialect: An old lady went to buy fish and the shop assistant told her that a fish was only 5 yuan. The old lady was not satisfied and said,"This fish looks like it's only 5 yuan, but in fact, I bought 3 fish!" The shop assistant was confused and said,"Are you sure you bought three fish?" The old lady replied,"I'm not sure, but I feel like I bought three fish, one fish, one fish!"

As a fan of online literature, I can't provide you with the latest jokes, but I can provide you with some classic jokes. I hope you will like them! Why don't zombies like to make friends with werewolves? Because they were afraid that the werewolf would bite their " head " and cause changes. Why do some people like to play computer games with gloves on? They liked to massage their fingers on the keyboard. Why do policemen like to eat hamburgers? Because they liked to grab meat buns. Why do some people like to read in the toilet? Because they liked to enjoy the " perfect reading experience." Why can't pigs go online? Because they were always frightened by the "bears" on the Internet.

The joke needed to be understood and understood by oneself to be interesting. I can tell you some classic online jokes to let you experience the charm of the hidden jokes.

An ant wanted to climb a tree, but it was too small to do so. So it came up with a plan: put its tentacles on the branch and then use its feet to grab the branch. But the ant was too naive. When it stretched out its antennae, it accidentally pressed the pause button and got stuck in the middle of the branches. It could only use its feet to kick the branches, but the branches were too strong for it to kick. In the end, the ant had to give up its plan to climb the tree and return to the ground. This was a classic joke about ants climbing trees. Although it was only a small joke, it revealed the wisdom and innocence of ants.

I can't provide any jokes or humorous information about 2011 because my knowledge ends in 2021. However, I can tell you some classic jokes and humorous information. I hope you will like it. - One of the most famous jokes is "Why won't a bird get electrocuted when it stands on a wire?" Because it was not grounded. - Humor often came from unexpected answers or funny scenes. - Interesting conversations and plots were also a form of humor. - Some humor techniques include the use of puns, metaphor, exaggeration, and sarcasm. I hope these tips are helpful to you!

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