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Write a joke that satirizes the irregular language in life.

2024-09-10 23:08
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There was a monkey named Xiao Ming who was playing in the forest and suddenly ran to a tree. When it saw a bird, it jumped up excitedly and shouted,"Wow, bird, your wings are so beautiful!" The little bird was a little surprised to hear Xiao Ming's words, but it still bravely flew up and showed its wings. Xiao Ming saw it and shouted again,"Oh, so you have wings too!" At this moment, the bird suddenly stopped. Xiaoming jumped up in horror and shouted,"I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that you have wings. You should have told me how you got them!" The little bird was a little angry. It replied,"Because I'm an angel. I naturally have wings." Xiao Ming was very embarrassed when he heard this. He realized that his words were very irregular and hurt the feelings of the bird. He decided to pay more attention to his language in the future to avoid hurting others with inappropriate words. From then on, Xiaoming never said " Your wings are so beautiful " in the forest. He learned to use more appropriate words to express his feelings, making others feel more comfortable and warm.

The Mikaelson Family in an Irregular World (Paused)

The Mikaelson Family in an Irregular World (Paused)

"We've all heard the legends, the first vampires. Their eternal vow. How they roamed the Earth a thousand years, saw empires rise and fall. To most, they were monsters, but to a few, they were something more. If you look closely, you'll find traces of them through history. They've got a bit of a reputation. After a thousand years, things can get complicated. Eventually, they were drawn back to a place they once called home, somewhat reluctantly. But they just couldn't resist New Orleans where the good times roll, and the heads do too. It wasn't easy, but some things are worth fighting for. Some things you can't give up on, even when all hope is lost. Even when it seems like it's over; it's never over. Some things can't be broken. Every family has a legacy, and this is mine. I intend to fight for "Always and Forever", even if it destroys me." The Youngest Mikaelson, Henrik, is trapped inside an alternate world after being killed by the werewolves. His soul is bounded by strong magic which prevents him from ageing, and he is alone inside the alternative world with no living being present other than him. The only thing keeping him from going insane is the fact that from this alternate world, he can watch his family using Esther bloodline as a link. Over the centuries, he observes how his family lived, how they loved, how they hunted, how they hated, he saw it all. Over the years, Henrik grew to crave the bond that his siblings had; the love and trust was the thing he wanted more than anything. So he made a plan, to escape his imprisonment, he started absorbing more and more magic from his prison world. This world was not only his prison but also the source of his power. Henrik had a unique soul that caused his magic to grow more durable and more robust as he aged, this world steadily strengthened his soul so that his soul would become indestructible and handle his ever-growing magic. For a century he absorbed the magic around him and finally one day he was able to escape from the prison world successfully. He doesn't have a body; thus he created one for him, seeing that wherever his family went trouble would always follow he decided to escape from the clutches of the spirits and be reborn in a new word. A world that is different yet similar to the previous one at the same time. Now that he is back, he will claim what is rightfully his, he will have his family, and he would do anything to achieve his goal. [Discord Link:-https://discord.gg/MH4QAKF] [Average word count:- 1000 words per chapter] [At least four chapters per week] [Only constructive criticism is needed.]
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