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Okay, here are some funny jokes: A programmer went to the bar and ordered a glass of beer. He took a sip and said to the waiter,"Why is there no music in this wine?" The waiter replied,"Did you put the music in the wrong place?" The programmer said," No, I didn't play any music. I just opened the beer lid!" 2 A person went to the interviewer and asked him,"What do you think are your shortcomings?" The man thought for a moment and replied,"I think I'm too honest." The interviewer asked,"What's wrong with that?" The man replied,"I don't think there's anything wrong with it. I just don't like to lie to people." The interviewer said,"This is indeed a shortcoming. You can consider changing it." The man replied,"I think I'm too straight." A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away. A man was trapped in the desert. He was thirsty and desperately needed water. He finally found a spring, but he didn't know where to drink from. He tried it and found that the spring water didn't seem right or sweet. So he thought about it and spat out the gum in his mouth. He put it into the clear spring and the water tasted really good! I hope these jokes can bring you some joy.

Alright, I can try to prepare a long joke for you. Please note that this is a humorous joke that may make some people feel uncomfortable or awkward. So please make sure that you and I can both enjoy this joke. A bird flew into an orchard and saw a sheep lying on the ground, so he asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for the apples," answered the sheep."They haven't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you bite the grass?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They're much tastier than grass!" Then the bird flew into a bakery and saw a sheep lying on the ground. It asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for the bread," answered the sheep."It hasn't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you take a bite of the biscuit?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They're much better than bread!" Then the bird flew to a bar and saw a sheep lying on the ground. It asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for the beer," answered the sheep."It hasn't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you take a bite of the bar juice?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They taste much better than beer and juice!" At last the bird flew to a casino and saw a sheep lying on the ground, so it asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'm waiting to eat these stakes," answered the sheep."They haven't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you take a bite of the casino card?" "I'd better wait for the apples to fall," answered the sheep."They taste better than stakes and cards!"

I can recommend some long jokes for you. I hope you will like them! Why can't pigs climb trees? Because it was too heavy, the roots could not take root. Why does the chicken crow early? Because it wanted to seize the breakfast market share before the rabbit. Why do ducks have no legs? Because they had two wings and a neck. Why do dogs chase chickens? Because they were playing chase and the chickens wanted to stop and rest for a while. Why do bears box? Because they felt that they were too fat and needed to exercise.

Of course, here are a few funny jokes: Why are good people always lonely while bad people often meet? Because they liked to torture each other. What kind of fish likes to sing the most? The answer is lip fish because they have lips. Why do lions always rob food and bears don't? Because they were too lazy. Why do policemen like to eat hamburgers? Because they liked to grab meat buns. What kind of plane likes to "disappear" the most? The answer was helicopters because they could disappear in the air.

Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples: 1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms." 2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile." 3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses." 4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess." A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me." I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!

Here are a few classic long jokes: 1 A bird flew into a computer shop. It saw a computer and flew over." Hello, this computer has a very high configuration, but it has a shortcoming, that is, it is too old." The computer shop owner listened and asked,"What do you think is its shortcoming?" The bird said,"It's too old." There was a man who was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" The rabbit said,"I want to eat carrots." He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird said,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away. A person went to the interviewer and asked him,"Can you drive?" "No," said the man. The interviewer asked,"Can you drive?" "No," said the man. The interviewer said,"How about this? We'll hire you to work for our company, but you have to take the bus to work." The man immediately agreed. A man went to the doctor and complained that his neck hurt. The doctor asked him,"How does your neck hurt?" The man replied,"I often watch the computer, so my neck hurts." The doctor gave him a prescription, which said,"If you don't look at the computer for more than an hour a day, your neck will get better." The man immediately followed the doctor's instructions and his neck soon stopped hurting. I hope these jokes will make you laugh!

Here's a joke. Two gay men were arguing about who was the better cook. One said, 'I can make the most amazing soufflé.' The other replied, 'Well, I can make a quiche that'll make you forget all about soufflés!' And they both ended up laughing and cooking together.

Serious literature and funny stories were two completely different literary styles. The former focused on the description of emotions, human nature, society, and other aspects, while the latter focused on the expression of humor, humor, and humor. Therefore, the comparison between serious literature and funny stories was relatively subjective, and it was difficult to give an objective answer. However, some serious literature does have some humorous elements, such as the following novels: 1.One Hundred Years of Solitude-Garcia Marquez There was a very famous passage in this masterpiece of Latino literature: " A lonely old man was sitting on a bench by the roadside. He was holding a glass of wine in his hand, and his face was filled with sadness. Suddenly he saw a child and they started talking. The old man said,'I can't share my story with you because it's too long.' The child said,'I am not afraid of it growing, I am only afraid that it will not have an end'." Although this joke was not as interesting as the one about the wand in Harry Potter, it deeply reflected the importance of loneliness and sadness in human life. Dream of the Red Chamber-Cao Xueqin There was a very classic paragraph in this Chinese classical novel: "Baoyu said,'Monks and Taoists always say that' there are no clouds other than Wushan Mountain,'but they often don't know that' Wushan Cloud Rain 'is their most authentic taste." Hearing this, Daiyu said,"Tell me, who is the cloud and who is the cloud?" "The monks and Taoists, of course," said Baoyu. Daiyu said,"You're talking nonsense. Of course they're making clouds and rain. You're the ones who are talking nonsense!" Through the dialogue between Baoyu and Daiyu, this joke showed the difference between the two concepts of "clouds and rain" and "wushan cloud and rain" in Chinese culture. At the same time, it also reflected the misunderstanding and prejudice towards the relationship between men and women and gender roles in Chinese culture. Although these jokes in serious literature weren't necessarily humorous, they all had certain humorous elements that could make readers feel relaxed and happy.

You can find them in joke books. There are many classic joke books in libraries or bookstores that are full of funny stories.