Can you recommend some funny school short stories?

Sure. Once in my school, a student was so sleepy during a math class. When the teacher called on him to answer a question, he stood up and said, 'The answer is pizza!' The whole class burst into laughter.

Sure. There was a boy in middle school who always fell asleep in class. One day, the teacher asked him a question while he was dozing. He stood up suddenly and said, 'Yes, Mom!' Everyone burst into laughter.

Once, we had a school play rehearsal. One of the actors was supposed to say a very serious line, but he got his lines mixed up and said something completely silly instead. It was so unexpected that the whole cast and crew on the stage started laughing uncontrollably. We had to take a break to calm down before we could continue the rehearsal.

In a school art class, a boy was trying to paint a still life. But he accidentally used his paintbrush as a comb and got paint all in his hair. When he looked up, everyone burst out laughing. He then joined in the laughter and they all had a great time. This story shows how little accidents can turn into something funny in a school setting.

Sure. There is a story about a lazy cat. The cat always found the warmest spot in the house to sleep. One day, it climbed onto the roof where the sun was shining just right. But it was so sleepy that it rolled off the roof and landed on a pile of leaves, unharmed. It just blinked and went back to sleep.

😋I recommend the following two short stories to you, both of which are funny! 1. "There are stars in the sky, and you are in my heart." It was a wonderful encounter between a tsundere star and an amateur screenwriter. From getting to know each other, to treating each other sweetly, there was also a funny story of a tomboy friend and a domineering CEO. 2. "This Green Plum is 30% Sweet"-This was the story of a cold, black-bellied, smart, and studious childhood sweetheart and a simple-minded green plum who had been held back for a year. It was full of sweet drama and hilarious love. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~ If you like the above novels, please let me know at any time!😗

😋I recommend the following funny short school novels to you: 1. "Funny Campus: Five Radish and Five Pit"-It described five flower-like women meeting five grass-like men, and the funny life of the university. 2. The orange cat I picked up turned out to be a girl. The first time the male protagonist met the female protagonist, he was very angry. The female protagonist even left three paw prints. The new book was also very funny. 3. [Sword God's Unlimited Daily Life]-- The jokes were all in it. 4. "A woman dressed as a man to be the school hunk"-The female protagonist was the young master of the Ling family who lived like a prince, but she put on a man's coat and became the school hunk. A wonderful and funny campus romance was about to begin. I hope you like my recommendation. Muah ~

Sure. 'The Tortoise and the Hare' is a short and funny story. It tells about a hare who is overconfident in his speed and takes a nap during a race against a slow - moving tortoise, only to be beaten by the tortoise's steady pace. Another one is 'The Emperor's New Clothes'. The vain emperor is tricked into believing he is wearing magnificent clothes when in fact he is naked, which is really humorous.

Sure. One story is that on the last day of school, a teacher accidentally sat on a whoopee cushion that a mischievous student had placed on her chair. The whole class burst into laughter and the teacher couldn't help but laugh too.

Sure. In school, I once fell asleep during a really boring class. I was dreaming about flying in the sky. Then suddenly the teacher called my name. I woke up and said 'Yes, captain!' because in my dream I was on a flying ship. Everyone in the class burst out laughing.