Have you ever heard of the hilarious line in the poem," Back then, I peed ten feet against the wind, but now my shoes are wet with the wind "?

"I became the sadistic female protagonist after I transmigrated." This book is an ancient romance novel written by the author, Feng Xiaozhi. The general plot of this novel is: [Demining: Early illogical humor, can't withstand scrutiny.] She walked in a relaxed and funny style. The female protagonist was a fool, the female protagonist was a fool, the female protagonist was a fool. Important things were said three times. She didn't like to beat around the bush. Feng Raorao had only complained that the female protagonist of the sadistic novel was too stupid, and when she woke up, she had inexplicably become the female pig's foot of the sadistic novel? How could this do? This female pig trotter was so miserable and difficult to deal with! She did not want to be the female lead. The main character was too difficult. Therefore, she wanted to matchmake the male lead and the beautiful female supporting character. Let them love each other. With this realization, Feng Rao Rao began to seek death in various ways. From the corner of her eye, she saw that the male lead had arrived. Feng Raorao apologized silently to the supporting actress and kicked her into the lake. "Bah! How dare you snatch your sister's man? Watch how I deal with you." The male lead jumped into the lake with a splash. Feng Raorao's eyes were filled with great excitement. Good job! Once again, in order to show that she was a scheming b * tch, Feng Raorao pretended to let the supporting actress slap her. When the male lead arrived, her eyes curved and she had an ugly and aggrieved expression. He reached out for a hug, but he did not push her out as he had imagined. Instead…the male protagonist was hugging her and even blowing on her as if it was a serious matter? "It doesn't hurt! Don't cry. "Brother, this isn't right! You should go and comfort her." Who knew that the male protagonist would not even look at the female supporting character. He smiled gently and lovingly."I forgot to tell you. I'm also a transmigrator." Jiang Liu was not the male lead! Jiang Liu was not the male lead! ---------------------------- "After Emptying the Marquisdom, Carrying a Pregnant Belly to Flee Famine" was an ancient romance novel written by the author, Haifeng in his dreams. The general plot of this novel was: Feng Jiuyou had transmigrated into the book, and she had become the fake daughter in The Real and Fake Daughter of Gold. She didn't expect to get pregnant at the beginning of the game. However, Feng Jiuyou only wanted the baby and didn't want the father. -- A real daughter? Fake daughter? His luck was stolen? The original owner had been maliciously swapped by the Marquisdom? Three months later, natural and man-made disasters came one after another. Fortunately, her space and superpower came along with her. Then what were they waiting for? Why aren't you running away from the Empty Marquisdom? The natural disaster descended, and smoke rose everywhere. In this chaotic world, Feng Jiuyou carried his pregnant belly and brought the entire village to escape. Suppressing them with force, seizing a city, protecting a pure land… ---------------------------- "Waiting for the West Wind" was a fantasy romance novel written by the author, Sheep who Fanning Grass. The general plot of this novel was: At first sight, beside the river in the garden, he was holding a book and reciting a poem while shaking his head. Suddenly, a little girl with a muddy face jumped out. In a daze, she raised a long black earthworm and scared him away. After seven years, they met again. In the damp and stinky dungeon, she leaned against the wall in her bloody clothes. He said,"Don't be afraid, I'm coming!" "She just wanted to smile and tell him that she was fine, but she couldn't help but shed tears. He hugged her cold body and said through trembling lips,"Si Mu, I'm scared." Yes, she had taught him fear and made him afraid of losing her. When were the seeds planted and when did they sprout? He only remembered seeing her look confused when she lifted her head from the book, and he couldn't help but rub her hair, and he only remembered smiling when she smiled sweetly. "Eighteen, I like you. Will you be my wife?“。 ---------------------------- "The Rules of a Pure Concubine" was an ancient romance novel written by the author, Qingwu with the Wind. The general plot of this novel was: Some people said that women who were too beautiful were all idiots, and Old Nine was skeptical. There were also people who said that women who were too smart were all women without salt. Old Nine had to believe it. Another person said that if he wanted to have a son, he had to find an ugly woman. Old Nine held his forehead and sighed… However, the hot spring was flowing and the lights were flickering. Who was this beauty who was like a hibiscus emerging from the water? This article is purely fictional, and any similarities are coincidental. [After-effects of a clean dress: Please support the Crown Princess's upbringing ~~~] ---------------------------- "The Moist Breeze" was a short story written by the author, Shen Liaoli. The general plot of the novel was: "This year should be a good time and good scenery. Even if there are a thousand kinds of amorous feelings, who else can I tell?" This was a short romance novel, one after another. There were modern and ancient novels, youth novels, urban romance novels, rich and powerful families... In short, there were all of them. ---------------------------- Love to Wear 19 Years of Shunzhi was an ancient romance novel written by the author Yue Jiao. QQ. The general plot of this novel was: Oh my god! It wasn't easy for her to get her graduation certificate and find a good job, but she actually slept all the way to the Qing Dynasty and was even wronged! I'd rather beg on the streets than be this brat's wife, and he's still clamoring to divorce me? You want me to disappear from history after I become a cripple? No way! I've lost all my face, so you have to compensate me! ---------------------------- Exiled, With Space, The Matriarch of the Family Raises Her Children "was an ancient romance novel written by the author, Yi Piaizhou. The general plot of this novel was: Back in ancient times, there were evil servants colluding with outsiders, and there were heavenly families eyeing them covetously. A bunch of underage children were waiting to be educated. The young woman from the twenty-first century who was in her thirties was dressed as the supreme matriarch of the General's Estate. The evil servant was punished on the spot, and the Tian family's fate was exhausted. The cubs were all obedient and followed her lead. What was that? Exiled as soon as he wore it? There was no hurry. Once the space was used, the world would be mine. On the way to exile, he would do everything, open a shop in the wilderness, earn money, buy food, plant medicinal fields, forge weapons, recruit soldiers, buy horses, and conquer the country! In the end, his great-grandchildren surrounded the hall. "Great-grandmother, great-grandmother, what else?" "Also, your grandfather's legs tremble when he wears armor, and he pees his pants on the battlefield…" A voice interrupted helplessly."Mother, you've said this 800 times. Your great-grandchildren haven't gotten tired of hearing it, but I have." "Good boy, who are you talking to!" "Your Majesty, your son was wrong." The old man knelt down and begged for mercy. ---------------------------- The book,"Comedy Wife Chasing: The Evil Man Was Beated 99 Times" was an ancient romance novel written by the author, Feng Zui. The general plot of this novel was: The timid and cowardly eldest daughter of the Feng family had turned from a genius to a good-for-nothing overnight. When she woke up again, her personality had changed drastically. She was afraid of death, bullied the weak, and feared the strong. She loved money, power, and beauties. She was so perverse that it made one's hair stand on end. She wanted to find a cool mount to play with, but she didn't expect to find a 'house guarding divine beast' who could bend and stretch, eat and sleep, and guard the door. From then on, her three views were passersby, her bottom line was fleeting clouds, and the peach blossoms were mud…Miss Feng couldn't take it anymore. She carried the burden and left her hometown to cheat behind her back. Just as she was feeling smug, she was caught. The man was serious."Woman, if you want to eat, drink, and sleep with me, just look for me. Why do you have to harm a good woman and man?!" "It's because you're too heartless that I found someone else!" Miss Feng was furious. The man narrowed his eyes."With your temper, you want to beat people up whenever you're unhappy. Do you think anyone can stand it?" Miss Feng was speechless. ---------------------------- "My Slippers Have Become Spirits" was a light novel written by the author, Lin Xuan. It was a humorous and sarcastic novel. The general plot of this novel was as follows: "Why are you stepping on me when you've washed your feet? You're just a pair of slippers that cost 9.90 yuan! What are you so arrogant about?!" Flip-flops:"9.90 and you have a cheat. What else do you want?" QQ Book Group 882868519~ ---------------------------- From the Shoemaker to the Richest Man was a novel about urban life written by the author, Song of a Foreign Land. The general plot of the novel was: Yang Feng was the owner of a small shoe factory. After going bankrupt, he was reborn. He was reborn in 1995. Every day, he picked up a shoe mending machine and went to the countryside to mend shoes for others. From a shoe mending machine to a shoe store. From a shoe store to a small shoe factory. From a small shoe factory to a big shoe factory. From a big shoe factory to the internet, real estate, hotels, film and television companies, and transportation teams. Then, he was involved in the mask machine, the respiratory machine, the thermometer, the indigowoad root, salt, and so on. Ma Yu thought,"This person must have a mental problem to make masks and mask machines like this." [Brother, why are you mass-producing the ventilators and thermometer?] Even if he wanted to waste money, he couldn't waste it like this. Liu Qiangxi thought,[This person is crazy. Since he has a large-scale inventory of salt and isatis root, he should use it for the New Year.] Bill Gates: Is this a business genius? And a lunatic? "As the richest man in the world, it is my duty to lead my compatriots to become rich." Many years later, when Yang Feng was interviewed by a beautiful reporter, he kept emphasizing this.