Collect classic jokes and see if there are any that make me laugh until my stomach hurts: )

I can write you a joke, but I need to remind you that sometimes humor and sarcasm can make people uncomfortable, so remember to use it in moderation. One day, a bird flew into an orchard and saw a sheep lying on the ground, so he asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for these apples," answered the sheep."They haven't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you go and bite the grass?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They're much tastier than grass!"

The 10 variety shows that laughed until their stomachs hurt were " Ace VS Ace,"" Dissing Conference,"" Celebrity Detective,"" Youth Travel,"" Happy Twist,"" The Indomitable Blue,"" Happy Start Again,"" Landing on Round Fish Island,"" Haifang Pie," and " Unexpected Talks." These variety shows attracted the attention of the audience with their humorous content. For example," Ace VS Ace " was an indoor competitive reality show. Each episode invited two ace teams to compete in talent and games. " Roast Convention " was a comedy talk show where the guests would ridicule and mock each other. Celebrity Detective was a celebrity mystery reality show. The guests had to play different roles to solve the case. These programs brought joy and laughter to the audience in their own unique ways.

😋I recommend the following novel to you: 1. [Laughing Restaurant: It's so funny that you can laugh until your stomach hurts.] The story was also very interesting, full of fantasy and suspense. 2. [Explosive Pet Venomous Tongue Concubine: Prince Begging to Let Go]: There are many jokes, very funny. The female protagonist was a little different. Coupled with the reaction of the Poisonous Tongue King, it was very funny. 3. "Anti-submarine God's hilarious strategy": A gaming and competitive novel, very interesting. The protagonist's anti-submarine means gave off the feeling of a martial arts show. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗

, I recommend the following novels to you. They are all short stories that I've read before. 1. "When I Dressed to Be First in the Grade": It was about Ning Xi, an art student who was a bad student, who became the first in the grade overnight. She met the cold and bloodthirsty Jiang Yu, the top student, and their souls penetrated each other, resulting in a series of hilarious and flirtatious events. 2. "The Life of a Reaper": The story of a white-collar worker, Ye Zhenzhen, who died in an accident and became a Reaper. She then met the willful demon king. It was hilarious. 3. "The Villain Is So Cute": It tells the story of a top hacker in the future who is forced to travel through time and space to complete the mission. It's easy and hilarious. It's worth watching. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~ If you need other novel recommendations, please feel free to tell me ~

If you want a few novels that make people laugh, I recommend the following: "Consecutive Tactics": It was filled with all kinds of jokes from the martial arts world. One of the more famous ones was that the protagonist used a series of tricks to deceive a martial arts master and made him enter the door to save his personal servant girl. The level of humor could be said to be very high. "A Perfect Couple's Husband Is Not to Be Trifled With": The interactions and conversations between the male and female protagonists in this novel have many humorous and funny elements. It looks very happy. "I'm a Rotten Streamer, PDD Kneels and Begs Don't Downstream": As a novel about urban life, the storyline in it is very interesting and full of all kinds of funny plots. It is a novel that is very suitable for entertainment. I hope you like my recommendation. Muah ~

There were too many jokes in the book,"Getting Married: Picking Up a Best Actor to Get to the Top", and every one of them made people laugh! For example, a certain woman was sitting arrogantly on the sofa with a script in her hand."Director, are there many kissing scenes in this movie?" The director wiped his sweat."Quite a lot. If you don't like it, you can delete it. We can discuss this as long as you can act in it." A certain woman said,"Please don't! I like it, I really like it!" There were also all kinds of fights between the male and female protagonists, which made people laugh. I recommend this book to you. I believe you will definitely like it! I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗

There are also many excellent domestic cartoons. Which national cartoons make you laugh until your stomach hurts? Here are some domestic cartoons that make me laugh until my stomach hurts: " Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf ": This series of cartoons is based on the fight between Big Big Wolf and Pleasant Goat. There are many humorous and ironic elements that often make the audience laugh. " Bear Haunt ": This series of cartoons is based on the fight between Bald Qiang and Big Bear and Big Bear. It also contains a lot of humorous and ironic elements, which often makes the audience laugh. 3. Journey to the West: This classic work has become an important part of Chinese culture. The characters such as Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Sand Monk have also become classic images in Chinese mythology. 4. Investiture of the Gods: This work is one of the myths and legends of ancient China. It tells the story of King Wu of Zhou, the son of King Wen of Zhou, destroying the Shang Dynasty at the end of the Shang Dynasty. The cartoon was set in a historical story, but it also contained a lot of humorous and satirical elements. " Calabash Brothers ": This series of cartoons is based on the story of the seven Calabash Brothers. It contains a lot of humorous and cute elements that left a deep impression on the audience. These cartoons had high artistic value and entertainment value, not only in China, but also in the world.

😋I recommend the following funny novels to you: - [One Piece Super God Pig Raising Chat Group: The gate of the pigsty, chatting and ridiculing with the big shots of all walks of life. Everyone is very funny.] - "Transformation Game Ji": A story of a loli who used her own strength to change two fields. There were many funny and sarcastic elements. - [Did the Demon Venerable's wife do anything today?] The former Ye Chen became the Demon Venerable, and he was in a daze every day. His wife played new tricks every day. - [Greatsword Nanny]: All kinds of girls and ghost story games, with endless laughter. - "There are so many things to do in the sect." It recommended a million words of unwavering funny and dissing Xianxia novels. - "Transformed Twin Lolita": A pair of super cute twins are doing things everywhere, entertaining and daily life, acting cute and complaining. - "Erha Liu": A silly husky laughs in a world where humans, demons, beasts, and dragons coexist. - "The Great Demon King's 101 Wishes": A non-mainstream crosstalk actor possessed the Great Demon King who had lost all his skills. It was full of funny elements. I hope you like my recommendations. Muah ~ If you want to know more recommendations, please feel free to tell me.😗

The following was a classic cold joke: Why can't a sponge be placed in the fridge? Because it could absorb water!

I'm a fan of online literature and have a wealth of knowledge about it. The following are some jokes that make people laugh: 1 "What if one day you find out that your girlfriend's chest doesn't have an A?" "What else can I do? Just continue to love her." "What is a ghost blowing out the light?" "Ghost Blows Out the Light is a book called Ghost Blows Out the Light Oil Lamp." 3 " Why do some web novels have plots where the female supporting character becomes the male supporting character?" "Because the supporting actress wants to be the male lead." 4 " Who can be called the protagonist of 'Battle Through the Skys'?" "Other than Xiao Yan, there is still his father." 5 "What is 'Douluo Continent'?" "Douluo Continent is the name of a novel."