I'd Like to Change My Reincarnation Subscription, Please
Superpowers abound. Villains rule the world. A transmigrated dork that has absolutely no idea what’s going on.
Strong-armed by the Superhero Enhancement System into the thankless job of endlessly performing good deeds in a world where such actions are often met with violence, Lucas Lynn doesn't have much choice in regards to using his supposed gifts.
It’s bad enough having to pretend to be a supervillain, but how exactly does Boss System expect him to save the world with only the help of a homeless orphan, a dog that’s smarter than he is, and a yoyo?
Oh, just trick some supervillains into becoming superheroes instead? You make it sound so easy!
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Tags: Sci-Fi, Isekai, System, Dark Comedy, Satire, Superpowers, Anti-Hero, Time Looping, Gore, Slice of Life, Rubber Ducky (yes, Mr. Quacks deserves his own tag)
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Do a google search for "Geminel WordPress" for a page that has a little about me, information about the novel's inspiration, a link to the discord server, a link to the character reference sheet, a char art gallery, and a collection of short stories, both within and independent of this novel's universe.
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Excerpt from the end of Ch1:
[Bzzt... Scan complete. Analyzing...]
'Eh?'
[Analysis complete. Positive value found, now loading... Loading complete.]
'Okay, WTF is...'
[Binding successful. Congratulations upstanding citizen. You have been selected by the Superhero Enhancement System. Please select your desired enhancement. The following options are avail...]
'I'M DYING! IS NOT DYING AN OPTION!?'
[Error, invalid selection. An enhancement will be randomly selected. Randomizing... Strength has been selected. Enhanced strength will be calibrated for your rebirth. Please look forward to it.]
'WHAT IN THE ACTUAL F-'
With this final thought, Lucas dies in a pool of his own blood on the sidewalk.