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Can you share some pointless funny short stories?

2024-11-01 09:56
2024-11-01 13:06

Once there was a magician who was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, that was a bit of a mistake for him, but it made everyone around laugh. Because, you know, he was supposed to turn into something else like a rabbit or a flower. Instead, he became a whole grocery store full of fruits, vegetables and other things.

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Sure. Here's one. A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit the perfect crime. The librarian said, 'We have books on law, ethics, and self - improvement, but not on that.' The man replied, 'Good, that means I'm the first one to write it.'

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Who wrote the words on Tushan Yaya's wine pot? Was it Dongfang Yuechu? Does Yaya like Dongfang Yuechu? What was their relationship? Thank you for replying

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2025-03-20 13:49

Tushan Yaya had written the words on her wine pot herself. She was a character from the fantasy novel " Sword Comes ". As for the relationship between Tushan Yaya and Dongfang Yueyue, although they were characters from the same book, there was no direct connection between them. Tushan Yaya was Dongfang Yueyue's ex-girlfriend, but at the end of the story, Tushan Yaya chose to be with Tushan Fanfan. The relationship between Tushan Yaya and Dongfang Yueyue was complicated. They used to love each other, but for some reason, they broke up. In Sword Comes, Tushan Masaya was an independent female character with her own thoughts and pursuits. Dongfang Yueyue, on the other hand, was a gentle, kind, and upright character. Because of this, his relationship with Tushan Masaya was full of contradictions and entanglements.

In the novel " My World War II Can't Be That Cute," why did the protagonist Lin Youde hate stocks?

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2025-03-20 13:48

In the novel " My World War II Can't Be That Cute ", the main character Lin Youde hated stocks because he was once an excellent soldier and had a good understanding of military knowledge. The stock market was a field full of risks and uncertainties, which was inconsistent with his military duties. Lin Youde believed that the stock market was very volatile. The rise and fall of stock prices depended on factors such as market supply and demand and investor sentiment. These factors were often difficult to predict and control, which made stock investment full of uncertainty and risk. In contrast, military wars were built on the basis of planning, preparation, and control. Lin Youde believed that such uncertainties and risks could be better controlled and dealt with. Therefore, Lin Youde often adopted a conservative attitude when investing in stocks to avoid taking too much risk. When choosing investment projects, he was more inclined to the stable and safe type.

Is 'romance novel' not suitable for beginners? What books are popular there?

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2025-03-20 13:48

Romance novels are usually not suitable for beginners because this field is deeper and requires a longer time to learn and familiarize. However, if you're interested, you can explore some classic works in the romance novel bar, such as "Why Silent Flute","A Smile Is Alluring","Startling Step by Step", etc. One of the most popular books among romance novels was " Silent Flute ", which was a story about love and life and was very popular among young readers. In addition,"A Smile Is Alluring" and "Startling Step by Step" were also very popular. They were both modern romance novels that told the love story in the game and in real life.

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2025-03-20 13:48

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2025-03-20 13:48

, I recommend the following heaven-defying cultivation novels to you: <<The Slaughter of the Heavenly Dao>>: A programmer who has traveled through a fantasy world has opened the path of heaven defying immortal cultivation. He can modify the Heavenly Dao code and change his fate against the heavens.> [The Way of the Immortal: A young pharmacist who cultivates his soul and focuses his mind. He goes against the heavens and cultivates immortality in the ancient cultivation world. He steps onto the path of heaven.] <<Zixie>>: After the legendary Second Young Mistress who had corrupted her morals was reborn, she showed off her abilities and shocked everyone with a single brilliant feat, becoming the undefeatable "Dark Phantom". I hope you like my recommendation, Mwah ~😗

Why wasn't it in the Book of Mountains and Seas?

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2025-03-20 13:47

Your question is not clear enough to answer accurately. Could he provide more context information or ask specifically what kind of exotic beast he was talking about? This way, I can better answer your questions.

What was the theme, purpose, and meaning of Ernest Ernest's The Old Man and the Sea?

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2025-03-20 13:47

" The Old Man and the Sea " was a famous novel by Ernest Hemmingway. It was based on the story of an old fisherman, Stigma, and his 84-day fishing experience alone. The story told the story of Stigma's fight with sharks at sea, his separation from his wife, and his attack by pirates. The theme of the novel was about courage, tenacity, and perseverance. In the novel, he showed great courage and perseverance. He was fearless and constantly challenged his limits. He fought with sharks at sea and finally successfully caught a big marlin. The novel conveyed the thoughts about the meaning of life through the experience of santiago, that is, no matter how many difficulties and challenges you encounter, as long as you persist in pursuing your goals, you will be able to achieve success and happiness. The purpose of the novel is to show the readers the importance of courage, tenacity, and perseverance through the experience of santiago and to call on people to persist in pursuing their goals in life. At the same time, the novel also presented a unique story world to the readers by depicting the natural scenery and the emotions of the characters on the sea.

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2025-03-20 13:47

The female protagonist of this ancient novel was reborn, becoming brave and decisive, determined to change her life. On the way, she met the heir of the Xiao family. The two of them fell in love and went through ups and downs together. I hope you will like my recommendation.😗

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2025-03-20 13:46

😋I recommend the following novels to you: Rebirth of King Zhou of Shang, I Became King Zhou of Shang, and I, Shang Zhou, Should Never Be a Fatuous Ruler. These novels were all about traveling back to the era of King Zhou of Shang. They told the story of the protagonist's counterattack and growth in this era, challenging fate and changing history. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗

The plot of the novel described an ancient international thief who received a mission to steal Neptune diamonds and finally escaped. Do you have any recommended books on similar topics?

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2025-03-20 13:46

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