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" I don't think it'll meet your needs, but I'll try my best to recommend a novel that's most relevant to your description."" The Tyrannical Sword Slashes Lovesickness " is a traditional martial arts novel written by the author, Old and Muddled Stone. The general plot of this novel is as follows: Author's confession: This article is a Jianghu story from another time and space. Sometimes, someone had to write about messy things. ---------------------------- " Campus Ancient Martial Arts Master " was a novel written by the author Xuan Yuzhai. The general plot of this novel was: Two years ago, due to his special constitution and birthday, he joined a mysterious department called the Investiture of the Gods and became the Chinese God of War, causing countless people to tremble in fear. Two years later, he was poisoned and his martial arts meridians were sealed. He returned to the city, entered university, and returned to his ordinary life. Fate loved to mess around. When he just wanted to quietly be a handsome man, it would cause a storm. … His name was Shi Potian, the earth-shattering Shi Potian! ---------------------------- The book " Invincible Iron Fist " was a traditional martial arts novel written by the author, that fish. The general plot of this novel was: Three years later, he hit the tree with his fist. After three years, he hit the tree with his finger. After three years, he hit the stone with his fist. Flower Horse Xiaoshan sought revenge for his friend and trained hard in Iron Fist Kung Fu. Would he be able to take revenge? What kind of storm would be set off in the Jianghu where conspiracies, power, and beauties intertwined? Everyone, please remember to recommend your collection and reward them. I will tell you one by one. QQ group of readers: 523930690. ---------------------------- " The Three Swordsmen's Brave Adventures " was a wuxia fantasy novel written by the author, Noisy Awakened. The general plot of this novel was: This was the martial world. The wind and clouds were changing, and the sound of killing could be heard. A swordsman in the pugilistic world made a generation of swordsmen. The three swordsmen joined hands to brave the world, and the true colors of heroes were revealed in the shadows of swords. ---------------------------- Wuxia from Mountain Bandits was a wuxia fantasy novel written by Dingding Little Stone. The general plot of the novel was: The new book," I Add Points to Become a God in the Human World ", had been released! The new book " I Have a Fortune Altar " was released! This world was very terrifying. There was a Daoist who blocked the river with a sword, a Buddhist Vajra Lion's Roar that shook the void, a Royal Patriarch who did not die for a thousand years to cause a great calamity, and a demonic magnate…Zhang Jing who had transmigrated and relied on his huge stomach to devour spiritual objects to reach the highest level step by step! Please read three chapters before deciding whether to abandon the book. This book is really decisive. ---------------------------- " The Three Famous Warriors " was a traditional martial arts novel written by the author, Tempered Spirit and Harmful Ears. The general plot of this novel was: What was a strong person? Being famous in the world was not strong, being invincible was not strong, being strong was not in the name of justice, being strong was not known by the public, and being strong was always in the dark, but was always praised by the martial world. I know of three powerhouses. What about you? ---------------------------- " Hero of Qi and Lu " was a suspense novel written by the author, Third Brother Yu Ci. The general plot of this novel was: This was a parallel world where martial arts were dying. There was a fat man with a mysterious identity and unique skills, but he started a grave robbing business. Why? There was a thin man who suffered many hardships because of the Maoshan technique, but he managed to save himself from danger. How about it? There was a bald man who grew up through many adventures, but he fell into the choice of love or not. What could he do? Three people with different personalities became best friends and cut through the thorns in the Jianghu conspiracy… ---------------------------- I Have a Blade to Slay Life was a wuxia fantasy novel written by Ren Fusheng. The general plot of this novel was: Liu Mu was reborn from the fire and came to face the tribulation. Was he here to destroy the world or to save the world? What secrets were hidden behind this continent? Why was the country on the verge of destruction? It seems that someone beat the festival and sang: I was a scholar, and I was a great scholar. If you want to travel thousands of miles, you can travel the heart. I met many unfair things on the road, and I saw all the diseases and sufferings of the world. The scholar's spirit is useless. He abandoned his studies and waved his sword to the sky. He had cultivated the Dragon Slaying Technique for many years, and his saber technique was profound. Take off your old clothes and put on your new clothes. Today, you will fly down the mountain. With the Cold Light Blade in his hand, he could cut down all the injustice in the world. ---------------------------- " Extraordinary Boxing " was a wuxia fantasy novel written by the author, Liu Neimori. The general plot of the novel was: [Gold Clan Combat Technique: Unparalleled sharpness.] The Wood Sect's combat method was to maintain a long and continuous battle. The Water Division's tactics were unpredictable. The Fire Sect's combat techniques were mainly domineering and brutal. The tactics of the Earth Department are as hard as rocks. The System asked,"Young man, which combat technique do you want to learn?" ---------------------------- The book " From a Loser to the Top " was a novel about urban life written by the author, Zi Fei Yu Qiao. The general plot of the novel was: "You said in your resume that you've acted in two television dramas. Can you tell me which two?" "It's the Golden Sword and Sword Qi Mountains and Rivers." "What role are you playing? Can you tell me more about it?" " I played a dead body in 'The Golden Sword', and a small role in' Sword Qi Mountains and Rivers'." "Does the character have lines?" "Yes." "What lines?" "Ah!" "No more?" "Yes, he was killed as soon as he appeared. The 'ah' was shouted before he died."“…”。

The outline and the main content of the story were two commonly used concepts in novel writing. The specific differences were as follows: The outline of a story usually refers to the summary of the novel, that is, a brief introduction of the background, plot, main characters, etc. The purpose is to let the readers understand the basic situation of the novel so that they can read it better. The outline of the story was usually a short paragraph. The main content of the story is the core content of the novel, including the plot, characters, theme, etc. It is the core part of the novel and the key to the reader's understanding of the novel. The main content of a story was usually a long paragraph of text that contained the gist and theme of the novel, as well as the main plot and storyline of the characters. Therefore, the outline of the story can be written as the main content, but the two concepts should not be confused. The outline of the story is written to let the readers understand the basic situation of the novel, while the main content is the core content of the novel. It needs to describe the plot, characters and theme of the novel in more detail and accurately. In the process of writing, these two parts should be clearly distinguished to ensure the quality of the novel and the understanding of the readers.

In "Love After Marriage: Mr. Gu Dotes On His Wife Like A Treasure", the male and female protagonists used to be together before they broke up. The male protagonist was the boss of a real estate company, and the female protagonist later worked in the male protagonist's company. I recommend this modern romance novel to you. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗

😋I recommend to you "A Good Dog-blooded Fate". Although the male lead's surname isn't Han, the male supporting character of one of the main characters is surnamed Han. This fantasy romance novel was about a male and female protagonist who had different backgrounds, while the supporting actor turned around and became the real male protagonist. Their fate was clear and distinct. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗

"The Days When I Begged Dr. Sherwood to Pretend to Be My Boyfriend" is a modern romance novel written by the author, Mu Shuixi. The general plot of this novel is as follows: Shen Yihan, the head surgeon of Nancheng Central Hospital. His medical skills were superb. He was cold and noble, and strangers should not approach him. Coinciding with the completion of the movie, Li Luo drank a few more glasses and bumped into Shen Yihan at the door of his house. He hugged Shen Yihan tightly and refused to let go. The next day's entertainment headline read,"The new Best Actress meets a mysterious man at night. Perhaps they're already cohabiting intimately." The manager was extremely anxious. However, the big BOSS of the company played it down."I think that you and Dr. Sherwood are very compatible. Why don't we make an official announcement?" Under the pressure of his boss and public opinion, Li Luo could only brace himself and ask Alan for help. "Dr. Sherwood, can you please take some time out of your busy schedule to act as my boyfriend?" Shen Yihan put down the pen in his hand and looked up indifferently. Li Luo almost thought that he was hearing things. Why did he agree so readily? It was only later that Li Luo found out that she had been tricked from the very beginning. Fortunately, fate arranged for us to meet in the sea of people, and the rest of our lives came for you. ---------------------------- "I'm Creating an Adventure Game Alone" was a suspense novel written by the author, Can't Be Handsome. The general plot of the novel was: Li Yu was an employee of a game company and was in charge of the planning department. As he had entered the company through his mother's connections, Li Yu did not have any talent in this area. His performance in the company had been mediocre for half a year, and he could not even hand over a qualified game copy. Until Li Yu unlocked the system hidden in the camera left behind by his mother. Complete various missions given by the system and receive special rewards... The entire process of the mission was recorded, and the camera could automatically convert the entire process into material for the game! While the company's designers were still racking their brains for an idea, Li Yu had already been able to create a complete game with both plot and setting! When the game that was produced received rave reviews, Li Yu's life also ushered in a change. His mother's traces and secrets were gradually revealed… ---------------------------- "Hello, Movie King Uncle!" This book was a modern romance novel written by the author, Fuyuuki Rokuhashi. The general plot of this novel was: "Uncle, can you be a little more serious?" "What uncle? I'm your husband!" Ever since Li Anan schemed against her father's best friend, Shen Yuting, she felt that the entire sky was dark. "I like it even if it's not dark," Shen Yuting calmly pulled his tie off. Li Anan looked up at the sky speechlessly. However, there were some reporters who asked about their relationship. "I'm not familiar with him," she laughed as she rubbed her sore waist. Shen Yuting nodded cooperatively, and his lips curved into a meaningful smile,"You'll be cooked once you take off your clothes." ---------------------------- "Yin Yang Key Code" was a modern romance novel written by Jia Hua. The general plot of this novel was: However, why did Orchon always look at her gently for no reason? She did not have a tacit understanding with Lu Qian, so how could she always meet his eyes from time to time? His eyes seemed to be staring at her all the time… Was this the legendary saying,"I only have eyes for you"? ......。 ---------------------------- "Fatal Favor" was a modern romance novel written by the author, Man Xi. The general plot of this novel was: The Li family's beloved daughter, Li Qiao, had been called off. The Li family rose up and attacked the entire city, vowing to teach the other party a lesson. Later, Li Qiao met the elder brother of the man who broke off the engagement. Some people said that he was the most mysterious man in Nanyang. His surname was Shang, his name was Yu, and his courtesy name was Shaoyan. Others said that he was arrogant and paranoid. He was the underground overlord of Nanyang and should not be provoked. In the drizzle, Li Qiao looked at the man who was full of killing intent. She smiled lightly."Hello, I am Li Qiao." If we can't be husband and wife, then I'll be your eldest sister-in-law. A few months later, they met on the streets. The man who broke off the engagement sneered at Li Qiao. You still haven't given up on me?" "Be polite to your sister-in-law!" A sharp voice came from behind. From then on, there was only one last rumor left in the city of Nanyang-the paranoid overlord of Nanyang had a little ancestor whose surname was Li, her name was Qiao, and her nickname was Ancestor! ---------------------------- "Mr. Student God is Really Smelling" was a modern romance novel written by the author, Futu Yao. The general plot of this novel was: Everyone in A University knew that Xu Qianxi from the Department of Media and Communication fell in love with the genius Li Shenmo at first sight. It was a pity that the genius Li Shenmo knew everything except for Xu Qianxi. Until one day, someone saw Li Shenmo block Xu Qianxi in a corner and threaten her."When are you going to confess to me?" "…They all said that you don't like to take the initiative." Xu Qianxi stammered. Li Shenmo: "Then you should take the initiative to try." As long as you take the initiative, not only will we have love, but we will also have children (). Everyone said that Li Shenmo was an unapproachable flower. Only she knew what a beast this man was! ---------------------------- "Quick Wear: God's Big Brother's Super Mind" was a sci-fi space-time travel novel written by the author, Yi Jiujiu. The general plot of this novel was: Conquering the sea of stars, sitting and watching the flowers bloom in spring, breaking through the blue sky, and walking to the peak of life. That's right, none of this belonged to Li Chu. Who does it belong to? Li Chu,"The male lead." What about you? Li Chu: Me? It's enough for me to have the male lead... ---------------------------- "The Movie World's Unlimited Cultivation" was a suspense-adventure survival novel written by the author, World Domination. The general plot of this novel was: Starting from Hong Kong Street Fighter) When the new book arrived, Li Li expressed that he should learn the skills of the person in the book! ---------------------------- "Pretentious" was a modern romance novel written by the author, Lemon Fox. The general plot of this novel was: Li Jin and Lu Yanxiu's first meeting. In the dark alley outside the bar, Li Jin's waist was pressed against Lu Yanxiu's sharp blade. The smell of blood filled her nose. She smiled faintly at Yanyan."Sir, I'm a murderer." "I'm not afraid." The notorious murderer of the Li family had returned home. When he caused the Li family to be in chaos, he had also conveniently gotten involved with the third son of the Lu family. At this point, Lu Yanxiu tapped the microphone."There's been a rumor recently that I like Li Jin. Let me clarify it." While the entire city was waiting to see the joke, the man paused."It's not a rumor. That's my wife." "I'm not." "Soon," said Lu Yanxiu. There were rumors in Yun Cheng that Li Jin was backed by Lu Yanxiu. He was full of viciousness and would seek revenge for the smallest grievance. He was arrogant and had no bottom line. Lu Yanxiu looked proud."My wife isn't pampered. She's spoiled. I pamper her without any bottom line." The plot is fictional, please do not imitate it. ---------------------------- "Ace Savior" was an urban supernatural novel written by the author, Zhen Shuai. The general plot of this novel was: Li Qiming said,"Be reasonable. Only people with heaven-defying abilities can save the world. Why do you want me, a purebred African chief, to save the world by luck?"

There were two possibilities for the Dragon Talisman King to become the teacher of the main characters in the world. In novels, teachers often played an important role. They could not only impart knowledge and skills to the protagonist, but also influence the growth and fate of the protagonist. Some teachers were good people. They taught the protagonist the correct values and moral values, helping the protagonist grow into a useful talent. And some teachers were bad people. They taught the protagonist distorted values and moral values, causing the protagonist to walk on the wrong path. In the story of the Dragon Talisman King ruling the world, the protagonist's teachers were both good and bad. With the help of a good teacher, the protagonist can learn and grow into a useful talent. However, under the guidance of a bad teacher, the protagonist may be negatively influenced and take the wrong path. Therefore, the quality of the protagonist's teacher had an important impact on the protagonist's growth and fate.

"Forbidden Mage" is a fantasy and modern magic novel written by the author, Green Breeze Flowing Water. The general plot of this novel is as follows: Legendary-mages had disappeared in the Age of Chaos, and forbidden spells had long been lost. The Magical Beasts had made a comeback, and the empire was on the verge of collapse. A person appeared out of nowhere, slaying a dragon and breaking the dawn to reverse the world. ---------------------------- The Black Mage was a fantasy novel written by the chief disciple of the Cheap Sect. The general plot of this novel was: Once upon a time, magical magic had always been my dream, but… [Book friends group chat: 102668381] ---------------------------- Descendants of the Mystic Dragon was a fantasy novel written by the author, Legend of the Little Eagle. The general plot of the novel was: A young monk who was guarding the Sutra Depository in the modern world had muddle-headedly transmigrated to another world. He had also muddleheadedly accepted the inheritance of the Ancient Mystic Dragon. From then on, the little monk embarked on an extraordinary path of cultivation in a foreign world where magic and fighting spirit coexisted. ========== P.S.: Thank you, yite5201, for providing the Demon Dragon Descendant with a group of readers. Group ID: 13334804 Brothers and sisters, welcome to join us. ---------------------------- "The Highest Mage" was a fantasy sword and magic novel written by the author, the God of Magic. The general plot of the novel was: Soaring in the kingdom of magic, magic is king, magic is respected, and you can see the world in the sky and under the sea. ---------------------------- Hex City was a suspense novel written by the author, Pure Dragon. The general plot of this novel was: There was a legend in this world that the Demon King would one day descend upon this world. There were seven terrifying demons under the Demon King's command. They would bring darkness and despair to this world. Hex City Branch Leader Group: 893, 107, 381 Hex City Fan Liqun: 113, 552, 0983 Hex City physical book: Buy it on all platforms including T-Mall, Dangdang, and Jingdong. It is on sale at Zhonghua Business Book Store and Jinse Scent Book Store. Thank you for your support! ---------------------------- The Magic Empire Reborn was a fantasy sword and magic novel written by the author, Capturing the King in One stroke. The general plot of the novel was: A mage who should have died, a mage who was still at the bottom of the mage world after living for more than a thousand years, a mage who could not keep up with the times, a mage who was alone and had nothing. On a day that could not be considered a sunny day, a dimensional dragon that traveled through the universe accidentally sneezed, and then our protagonist was reborn. Could he break the shackles of fate, lead an era, suppress countless geniuses, and establish an invincible Magic Empire? ---------------------------- Proud God of Magic was a fantasy novel written by the author, I Was Once a Scholar. The general plot of this novel was: In the world of magic, magic reigned supreme! On the continent of the strong, fists were supreme! The down-and-out youth had obtained a rare treasure and embarked on the road to rise! ---------------------------- "I Want to Summon the Dragon God" was a fantasy-mystery fantasy novel written by the author, Lord Hu. The general plot of the novel was: For ordinary people, the night was a world of demons. However, if you become a Soul Warrior or even a Soul Master, you will be able to become a Soul Master. Then congratulations, you can also be the protagonist of this world. ---------------------------- "The Great Crossing of Magic Races" was a novel written by the author, Cruel toilet paper angel. The general plot of the novel was: Why did the mage master cultivate? Why did the goblins wield their lightsabers? Condensing a divine spark +4-in-9 Heavenly Tribulation =What? Ever since the crystal wall broke and the Samsara Temple fell into the material plane, demons ran rampant and the world was in chaos. Devils, undead, and dragons rose one after another. The gods lost their status and the people were plunged into misery. The Main Plane was in danger, and living beings were in danger. At this time of crisis, the cycle of reincarnation began, and the qualified ones were selected to travel through time and space to accept the trial. The survivors returned to the main world with the power of the other world, hunting evil, plucking succubi, conquering dragons, and seizing divinity. From then on, magic was no longer unique. Force, Holy Garments, Substitute Messengers, Devil Fruits…flowed into the main world, and the civilization system began to change. Countless mages smashed their wands in anger and roared at the sky. Spell slots were a trap! Coach, I don't want to make fireballs anymore. I want to f * cking cultivate!" … (*°▽°*) ---------------------------- "The World's Strongest Exorcist" was a fantasy-modern magic novel written by the author who would be stunned if he became a god. The general plot of this novel was: The Demon Realm, the Human Realm, the Divine Realm, the Three Realms War! The war between elves, beastmen, demons, angels, star spirits, and mythical beasts!

😋I guess you like novels about time travel! Other than "Handsome Men's Square," I also have a suspense-mystery detective novel,"Brain Hole," which is also about transmigration in school. The male protagonist also has superpowers and the setting to change his fate. I recommend it to you. I hope you will like it! Muah ~😗

A good modern romance novel is recommended as follows: 1 "Why the Silent Flute" "Three Lives Three Lives Ten Miles Peach Blossom" 3 "Thousand Bones of Flowers" 4. Chu Qiao's Biography Chapter 5: Poisonous Bastard Daughters 6."A slight smile is very beautiful." 7 "Beautiful Unending" 8." The Bastard's Daughter Is Poisonous " 9 "Why the Silent Flute?" Palace Heart Locking Jade These are some classic modern romance novels that I hope you will like!

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