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Can you share some dark humor stories?

2024-11-21 11:02
2024-11-21 11:15

A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a beer and a mop.' It's dark humor because it plays on the idea of a skeleton being all bones and not having any flesh or organs, so it would need a mop for the mess it makes just by existing.

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Sure. Here's one. A man goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a deck of cards.' The doctor replies, 'I'll deal with you later.'

There was a burglar who broke into a house. He heard a voice say, 'Jesus is watching you.' He looked around but saw nothing. Then he continued stealing. Again the voice said, 'Jesus is watching you.' He shined his flashlight and saw a parrot. He asked the parrot if he was the one talking. The parrot said yes. The burglar asked what his name was. The parrot said 'Moses'. The burglar said, 'What kind of person names their parrot Moses?' The parrot said, 'The same kind of person who names their Rottweiler Jesus.'

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