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I don't know if it'll satisfy your needs, but I'll try my best to recommend a novel that's the most relevant to your needs."Love You, Love You, As Before" is a modern romance novel written by the author, Gu Moning. The general plot of this novel is: "You are not allowed to meet other boys in private, go on dates, or be ambiguous." "Don't neglect my calls. Your phone must be turned on 24 hours a day. I want to be at your beck and call!" "You are not allowed to reject my advances with any excuse, not even limited to your body." When Gu Moning had no choice but to become Long Chengwei's lover for a month to pay the penalty of one million yuan, Long Chengwei said no three times in one breath! Perhaps it was because she was a little shocked when she heard the three prohibitions, but Long Chengwei's deep voice sounded behind her."There is no free lunch in this world. Everyone has to pay a price." Either pay money, or pay time, or pay your body. In short, no one can escape." If you like this article, please add it to your collection. New book, please recommend it, please click on it, all kinds of requests ~~~ Love you guys ~~~. ---------------------------- He's liked you for a long time "was a short story written by the author, Jiang Shuiqi. The general plot of the novel was: One will always meet such a person in one's life. His casual smile is enough to confuse your entire life. * He was such a boy, gentle and exquisite. Every frown and smile of his had flustered her entire youth. Some people say that love is when you give me a thousand backs, but as long as you turn around once, I will risk my life for you. And she could risk her life for him. Perhaps this was what people called the best love. ---------------------------- "Ex-husband, Don't Worry, Nurturing Children (Free)" was a modern romance novel written by the author, Yan Fuping. The general plot of this novel was: Their entanglement stemmed from a bet, because of her eyes that were similar to her first love. He had gambled money, but he had also gambled a lifetime of love. She was one of his countless women, but he was her one and only. When everyone tried to persuade her to leave him, she was furious."You don't understand. He loves me!" When everyone told her that he truly loved her. "You've misunderstood…" She laughed self-deprecatingly. When the family suddenly changed, she went around begging for help, but he held his first love and watched coldly. Natural disasters and man-made disasters, he suddenly got into a car accident, she stayed by his side day and night and understood his intentions. It was not his feelings for him, but his infatuation for another woman. "I always hear people say that if you love him, you should let him go. I don't understand. I think, other than me, who else will give you happiness? Now that I've thought it through, maybe that was right. So, I'll grant you your happiness." Time passed. When she returned for the child, he shamelessly tried to keep her until he could no longer hold her back. He had no choice but to imprison her. "Since I can't summon you back, I'll imprison you by my side even if I have to!" He had long fallen in love with her. Tired, tired, unable to get love when she wanted to, unable to leave when she wanted to. Why is it so difficult to fall in love… Dear friends, please collect, please spend, please purse, please comment, please hook up. As there wasn't much stock, they would start with 1 - 2 updates per day, with more than 200 collections, 2 - 3 updates per day, and more! The ending of the article,"The Beloved Concubine Abandoned Her Husband," welcomes everyone to watch… ---------------------------- The book,"Xu Yishi, Deep Love" was a romantic youth-youth campus novel written by the author, Moon Out Ming Qianli. The general plot of this novel was: Good news! The entire book is free! In addition, I recommend the new book,"Abandoned Concubine Becomes a Charming Woman by Farming". It will bring you to see an amusing abandoned concubine farming in the space, a perfect counterattack on the road to the harem. "Xu Yishi's Deep Love": Originally, she planned to bring a fake boyfriend to resolve the crisis. Unexpectedly, she brought a fake boyfriend back in exchange for the real one. The man was born in a wealthy family. He had a noble temperament, was talented, elegant, and had a black heart. He doted on her to the bone. He was condescending: You said that you would devote yourself to her. Why is the shelf life of the promise so short? ---------------------------- I Like the Way You Scold Me "was a modern romance novel written by Ximen Qingli. The general plot of the novel was: In front of others, he was the cold and abstinent President Qin who didn't get close to women. In front of others, he was a cute little puppy who could act cute in the kitchen. He said,"I like you until the last moment of my life." "Home is where you are," he said. He said,"If you're happy, I can give you my life." He liked her at first sight! Perhaps this relationship came in a strange way, but love was like this. He suddenly liked PS: Sweet pet, short essay, 1v1, day update to the end, welcome to the pit! ---------------------------- "Hazel Heart for True Love" was an ancient romance novel written by the author, Qin Shui Ning Xin. The general plot of this novel was: Cute and adorable, lively and innocent, stubborn and strong, gentle and considerate, skilled in martial arts, and peerlessly handsome. The lady boss of the hotpot restaurant had become the crown prince in one day! She didn't lack money or status, so what else did she lack? Love, yes, what she wanted was love, true love! …Please click, please vote, please collect, please give me some motivation, thank you! Thank you again! ---------------------------- "Falling in Love with the Qing Dynasty, Falling in Love with You" was written by the author and o. It was an ancient romance novel written by Tao Yao. The general plot of this novel was: Tong Qianxia was originally an ordinary second-year student, but the strange dreams that had plagued her since childhood had left her at a loss. After another strange dream, she decided to investigate. So, with the help of the mysterious old lady, she returned to the dream through hypnosis. The world in the dream was actually the thirty-ninth year of Kangxi! And she was actually Prince Kang's granddaughter! Just like that, the pure and kind-hearted Qian Xia was dragged into the vortex of the famous Nine Princes Competition in history. The gentle Eighth Prince, the cold and heartless Fourth Prince, the chivalrous Thirteenth Prince, and the handsome Fourteenth Prince. Where did her love go? "I always believe that as long as there is love, even if we are already dead, we will definitely meet again in front of the Three Lives Stone…" Regarding the issue of VIP fees, Peach was also helpless. Because she had applied for a VIP, she could only follow Hong Xiu's rules. If everyone likes Peach's novel, please continue to support me. Because of everyone's support, Peach has the courage to come this far. In fact, the price of the novel is not very expensive. However, I understand everyone's feelings. On account of Peach's hard work in climbing the grid, please continue to support "Falling in Love with the Qing Dynasty, Falling in Love with You". When the novel is published, it will be easier for everyone to read it to their heart's content. The application method for VIP and the specific payment method for reading novels were attached: Sorry, in order to protect the copyright of the novel, the novel has applied for a VIP. If you are willing to read the paid chapters, please follow the following steps to obtain Hongxiu coins: 1. Register as a Hongxiu user. If you are already a registered Hongxiu user, skip this step. 2. Enter the personal management center. 3. Find the VIP management in the function column. 4. Then, in the options that appeared, click on the VIP membership application. After the application was successful, a page would appear. You could become a member by charging 20 yuan in one go. 1 RMB was equivalent to 100 red sleeve coins. The reading price of VIP works was divided according to the membership level: The cost of reading chapters for junior members is 0.03 yuan/1,000 words; The consumption price for advanced members and supreme members to read the paid chapters was 0.02 yuan/1,000 words; If it was less than 1 red sleeve coin, he would ignore it, and he would not need to pay for the chapters he had already read. The recent promotional activities of Red Sleeves are: Pay VIP members with Shenzhou card, play Red Sleeves Bookstore, lucky reader draw, let me tell you a good news, the mobile phone has begun to charge value, there is no online banking, quickly go to the mobile hall to use Shenzhou to charge value, the opportunity has come, more convenient and faster! The address is as follows: Red Sleeves VIP has launched a new payment method for the Shenzhou line recharge card. You only need to buy the Shenzhou line recharge card at the relevant mobile business outlets to make online payment. The top-up method was simple, safe, and fast. In the personal management center: VIP readers apply for VIP membership VIP top-up and choose: Quick Money Shenzhouxing clicked on the next step to fill in the recharge amount. Confirm payment. On the payment page that appears, fill in the card number, password, and accurate email address of the Shenzhouxing top-up card you purchased as required: Recharge Card serial number: Passcode: Denomination: 50 yuan, 100 yuan 10 yuan 30 yuan 300 yuan 500 yuan The amount you choose must be the same as the amount on the card. Otherwise, the balance may be lost or the payment may fail. Please fill in your Email: ---------------------------- "My Heartthrob Goddess" was a novel about urban life written by the author, Huo Shaofeng. The general plot of this novel was: Until I met a woman who moved my heart, I finally understood what I really wanted. Huo Shaofeng's "Stealing Love" is officially released. Those who like this book, please remember to read it. Your support is my greatest motivation! [Rule: Reward 100 Red Envelopes for one chapter!] No cap! I'm asking for flowers, red packets, and seals for the opening of my new book. I'm bowing to thank you! [The only official reader of "Stealing Love" QQ group: 549777106.] ---------------------------- The book,"I'm Popular in the Imperial Court After I Transmigrated" was an ancient romance novel written by the author, Shi Ni. The general plot of the novel was: After crossing over, Miss Chu was overjoyed. She thought that she had finally received God's pity and was bestowed with an ordinary life. "How is that possible?" An ordinary life? Don't even think about it! I don't need any funds to transmigrate?" Miss Chu turned around in a daze, wondering what the old man was talking about. Yue Lao rolled up a handful of red strings in his hand and handed it over with a smile."Here, annual inventory clearance. Tiantian's Love is all yours!" Miss Chu wailed,"I refuse!" I object!" "Heh, your protest is invalid!" "Let's talk about money and not feelings, okay?" Miss Chu smiled. "No!" The talents shouted in unison. "Then…why don't you guys draw the lottery?" Reading guide: Sweet, sweet, please click to collect ~. ---------------------------- "Princess Qingcheng" was an ancient romance novel written by the author, Ming Qing Qing. The general plot of this novel was: She had been reborn and transmigrated, a princess of a modern tycoon and a princess of an ancient royal residence. She had never been someone who was controlled by others. Years of planning, just to protect the warmth of family, years of management, just to obtain pure freedom. Princess Consort, Empress? She didn't care! If she was willing, she would be the ruler of this world! Yan Wuchen, the guard who was as cold as ice, thought, Master, meeting you is the greatest happiness of my life! Mo Jinghan, the most handsome man in the dynasty, said,"Ying 'er, you are my princess consort and my wife. You are not allowed to leave me!" Huyan Cheng, the handsome prince of the Heiyu Kingdom, said,"Ying 'er, I can only call you this in my heart. Just love me silently like this." Qing's view of love is: willing to have a person of one heart, white hair will not be separated! This article has already entered the half-price library! This article might be slow to update, but it would never give up! Qing Gang has just created a group. If you are interested, you can join. There is no one yet ~ Knocking on the door: Name of any person in the article ~~~~~~

😋I recommend the following novels to you: 1. "I Have a Cultivation World": The main character, Chen Xuan, was a disciple of Mount Longhu and had transmigrated to a world where everyone was cultivating. He had the Yang Ping Capital Control Seal in his hand, and with the support of the Innate Inner Realm, his comprehension was invincible. It did not matter if his cultivation was a little slow. With both weapons and pills, he could speed up his cultivation. He had become a powerful cultivator and overturned the world. 2. [The Strongest Heaven-defying System in the Myriad Worlds]: The protagonist has the Strongest Heaven-defying System in the Myriad Worlds. He refines pills, sets up arrays, and tames beasts all the way. He would become the ruler of the cultivation world. 3. "Cultivation Begins from Cultivating Spiritual Roots": The main character, Yang Buyi, was an ordinary mortal. However, he cultivated his spiritual roots, low-level cultivation techniques, and obtained spiritual herbs from medicinal herbs. He refined them into spiritual pills and cultivated them again. He obtained spiritual weapons from ordinary weapons and became a strong person step by step. His motto was "When mortals cultivate, they are as stable as old Gou!" I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗

The following suggestions can be used for Ah Dou's anthology: 1. Search online novel platforms such as Qidian Chinese Network, Xiaoxiang Academy, etc. Enter the keyword "Ah Dou's Collection" to search. 2. Search for relevant novel websites such as reader website, Feilu novel website, etc. Search for the novel name or author name to find relevant anthologies or chapters. 3. Use a search engine such as Baidu or Google to type in " Ah Dou's anthology " or the author's name plus keywords such as " anthology " or " novel collection " to search. Either way, he needed to read the search results carefully and choose the works that suited his interests and preferences.

There were many good versions of martial arts novels, including the classic works such as the Eight Dragons and Dragons, The Deer and the Cauldron, and The Smiling Proud Jianghu. These novels all had unique plots and characters filled with grudges in Jianghu, conflicts between sects, and martial arts. In addition, Wuxia novels often had rich martial arts skills and battle scenes that made readers feel excited and nervous. If you like martial arts novels, these novels are all good choices.

😋I recommend the following two novels to you: " Leveling Up Every Day, Killing Monsters and Dropping Equipment ": It was about the daily journey of a gamified worker, Lin Shu. He killed monsters to level up and drop equipment by completing various missions. The main character's data transformation was now complete. " Online Games for All ": This book was about a protagonist who had transmigrated into a primary school student and discovered that reality had become a world of online games. Everyone could fight monsters and level up. And he had an instant kill system. The main character's data was now updated steadily. I hope you like my recommendation. Muah!😗~

There were many words to describe a woman's beauty and dignity, such as beauty, elegance, peerless magnificence, national beauty, toppling cities, natural beauty, clear water and beautiful fish, dignified and generous, charming and moving, charming and moving, calm and composed, graceful, gentle as water, bright eyes and white teeth, delicate and beautiful, graceful and so on.

I recommend the following novels to you. I hope they can satisfy your needs ~ "Mr. Zhuo Wen" is a novel written by Fire in the Stone of the World. It allows you to read the incredible story without any worries. "The Return of the Evil Emperor: The Peerless Demon Empress" is an ancient romance novel written by Yi Bai. It can let you enter a world full of love, conspiracy, and struggle. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗

😋I recommend " Interstellar Cuteness " to you. The plot of this sci-fi space-futuristic world novel just meets your needs. In the novel, the female protagonist was reborn into an unknown interstellar era. Faced with the pressure of having her own child on the left to provide education and the intelligent big bun on the right to provide energy, she had to rise up and become a responsible mother. After that, the father of the buns also joined in on the adventure. The whole story was as interesting, relaxing, and humorous as Where Are We Going, Dad? At the same time, it also had some sci-fi elements. I hope you like my recommendation.😗

Let me recommend a few time-travel novels for you. They are all relatively light and humorous ~ 1. "Sheng Chong Jiao Fei": The female protagonist was reborn and became the pampered daughter of the family. She worked hard with the male protagonist to create a future. She was endlessly pampered and jealous. 2. "Demon is not a demon": The female protagonist's casual action attracted the male protagonist. Later, the two of them crossed the foreign continent hand in hand. There were all kinds of divine beasts, demons, and so on. There was fantasy beauty and sweet love. 3. "The Tsundere Servant Girl of Time Travel": The female protagonist transmigrated to become a Tsundere Servant Girl. Her scheming turned the tables, and a strong woman was reborn. It was very humorous, and the plot was full of ups and downs. It was very interesting. I hope the above recommendations can meet your needs. If you like it, come and take a look ~ I hope you like my recommendations.😗

Here are a few related novels I found for you: 1. "Travelling with a Certificate, Almost Eunuch at the Beginning" Author: Lin Bai's voice trembled. Category: Wuxia, Wuxia Fantasy. Finished, can enjoy with ease. 2. "Martial Artist Under the Night" Author: Neng Dong, Category: Wuxia, Wuxia Fantasy, Completed, You Can Enjoy with Rest assured 3. "One Finger Shocking Rainbow" Author: Xiao Xiao Meng Sao, Category: Wuxia, Traditional Wuxia, Completed, You can enjoy it without worry. 4. "Ten Years Later" Author: Seven Return to Dan, Category: Wuxia, Wuxia Fantasy, Completed, You Can Enjoy with Rest assured 5. 'I, Nangong Hao' Author: Huan Xi [Sha](Type: Wuxia, Traditional Wuxia)<br> Finished, can enjoy without worry. The following is a brief introduction of these novels: 1. 'Transmigrated with a license, almost a eunuch at the beginning.' [Ancient Detective],[Change of Dynasty],[Feelings of Home and Country] What would you do if you woke up to find that you had transmigrated to another world and were forced to castrate yourself in three days? Let's see how the professionally trained Xu Xinzheng, who had transmigrated legally, would save himself! 2. "Martial Artist Under the Night." This was a world that was similar to Earth before the war. After Hualong Country was established, the entire planet underwent earth-shaking changes. The world became bigger, the air became fresher, and martial arts rose... Thus, this world became a world where martial artists were revered. Fu Zheng was just a lowly transmigrator. In order to let his family live a better life, in order to investigate the truth behind his father's mysterious disappearance, and in order to let himself live a carefree life, he would rise up from his lowly status. However, before he rose to power, he was destined to walk under the night sky. Therefore, he was often forced to act tough and cheat others… 3. One Finger Shocks the Rainbow In the Central Plains, the Northern Dynasty, the Xuan Dynasty, and the Yun Dynasty were three forces. Today, Sima Rong, the lord of the Xuan Dynasty and the owner of the Yonghe Manor, was poisoned by the poison of the Poison Valley of the Northern Dynasty. He would die in seven days. Sima Ang, the ruler of the Xuan Dynasty, sent an imperial court expert to break through Poison Solitary Valley and obtain the antidote. Along the way, he met his own junior sister, Li Ruoshui, who was known as the "Goddess of Ruoshui" and Xu Jingshu, who knew no martial arts at all. When they finally returned to the Xuan Dynasty with the antidote, they realized that the conspiracy had just begun… 4. Ten Years Later In 2028, in a certain country in Southwest Asia, technological development had caused the lower class to be completely separated from the upper class. The lower-class people lived under the pressure of artificial intelligence, while the upper-class people wantonly used artificial intelligence to fight for power. An Yuanzhi was originally the son of an upper-class person, but he fell to the lower class by accident. The situation in love was urgent, the workplace was frustrated, and there was no hope for social advancement. An investigation mission that seemed to be a good opportunity had made him a missing person. He was not the only one who had gone missing. There was also a large group of people, familiar ones, unfamiliar ones… He had experienced many fortuitous encounters and grew stronger. Would he be able to regain his social status? 5. 'I, Nangong Hao' I'm Nangong Hao! Mom calls me Lil Hao. She said I was her baby. Actually, her real treasure was her alt account. Mother was a bugler in a military band. Daddy called me a brat. He called me son when I went to buy Erguotou. Teacher, call me Nangong. His tone was very stiff, as if he was a superior. But I quite like it. I feel that this form of address makes me seem more mature. Some of those girls call me Hao Hao, and some call me Hao. The most infuriating thing is that some of them actually called me Nangong like Teacher. I won't argue with them. Some of my buddies call me Haozi, and some call me Brother Hao. I'm considered a big boss in my class and even in my school. What I like the most is how Sister Bing 'er calls me-Brother Nangong. These works all have good reputations for your reference.