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I recommend "Doomsday Survival Master" and "Mad God of Doomsday" to you! They were all about the protagonist's return to the story before the end of the world. The main character of "Doomsday Survival Master", Qin Mu, only wanted to save his family after his rebirth. On the other hand, the main character of "Doomsday Mad God", Chu Feng, wanted to conquer the starry sky and achieve supreme hegemony! I hope you like my recommendation, Mwah ~😗

I don't think it will necessarily meet your needs, but I will try my best to recommend a novel that is most relevant to your description." Who Can Conquer with the Wind and Cloud of Basketball " is a sports and basketball novel written by the author, Zuo Hand-written Love. The general plot of this novel is: The campus storm is about to sweep away your memory fragments and bring you back to your hot-blooded youth! Are you ready for all of this? ---------------------------- " China's Youth Basketball Dreams " was a sports and basketball novel written by Victor Hugo in 1995. The general plot of the novel was: In 2050, China's campus basketball had already become the main way to select talents in China. It depended on how Chinese basketball talents grew step by step. ---------------------------- The book," Star Crown Basketball Court ", was written by the author, Xuan Zhong Tingyu. It was a novel about sports and basketball. On the court, he was hated by everyone, and every opponent hated him. Off the court, he was multi-talented and his entertainment career was booming. He was the strongest Rookie King in history. He was the first basketball star to leave his name on the Walk of Fame. He was the most talked about person among fans. He was the king that no one could conquer on the court. ---------------------------- The Ace Scorer was a sports and basketball novel written by the author, Shi Tou Qun. The general plot of the novel was: " Five seconds left, Zhang Yufeng dribbles to break through, changes direction with a low center of gravity, shakes away the opponent, stops abruptly, jumps, and shoots backwards!" Zhang Yufeng's eyes were blurred as he stared at the basketball flying in the air. It was as if he saw his dream flying in the time tunnel. "Swoosh!" A single ball to settle the world! 。 ---------------------------- " The Hegemon of Basketball " was a sports and basketball novel written by the author, Yue Yue Long. The general plot of the novel was: He was God's favorite child, who gave him superhuman talent, handsome appearance, almost cold personality on the court, and passionate heart. He was born to change the future of Chinese basketball. This book is about the basketball road of a Chinese basketball teenager, Long Xueye. When he was young, he encountered a family accident and became a father and son enemy. Basketball had accompanied Long Xueye's growth. Long Xueye was amazingly talented and was a young genius who had both athletic talent and keen insight. In the city's high school league, Long Xueye and a group of hot-blooded teenagers who also had the same dream of basketball competed, fought, and grew together. On the road to his dream, there was passion, sweat, tears, joy, battle, friendship…In the end, he became the basketball god who fulfilled the basketball dream of hundreds of millions of Chinese people and became the basketball overlord who made everyone's blood boil! ---------------------------- " Chasing Dreams of Basketball " was a sports and basketball novel written by the author, Lang Han. The general plot of the novel was: Li Hao, a freshman at Baoqing University, was eliminated from the school team, but he didn't give up on his basketball dream. ---------------------------- A Teenager on the Basketball Court was a sports and basketball novel written by Huang Erlang. The general plot of the novel was: How could a high school student become a professional footballer? Becoming a five-star high school student, playing in the NBA, participating in the talent show…Stop! I'm asking about high school students in China. ---------------------------- " Campus Basketball Storm " was a sports and basketball novel written by the author, Bingbing Qin. The general plot of the novel was: There's nothing to introduce, it's just about basketball. Those who like basketball, please come in. This book will bring a trace of impulse and expectation for basketball into your life. The main character was a very talented basketball player. When he was 12 years old, he had watched an annual high school basketball match in Beiyang and fell in love with basketball. After three years of training, he had finally become a basketball player for No. 12 Middle School. What would he do in the upcoming basketball league? Let's wait and see! No fantasy, no magic, no aliens, no adventures. If you like to read the summary, you can choose not to read it. In the end, he hoped that everyone who loved basketball would enter this young man's basketball dream and have fun with him. May you get the happiness you want from this book... ---------------------------- " The Emperor of the Court " was a sports and basketball novel written by the author, Zhong Chen. The general plot of the novel was: Because of the persuasion of his childhood sweetheart, the protagonist embarked on the path of dominating the basketball world. ---------------------------- The book " Evil Guard " was a sports and basketball novel written by the author, Nine Maple Money. The general plot of the novel was: Whose youth basketball didn't have a few wretched teammates? Who didn't have a girl who silently contributed in their youth basketball? Who didn't have a hot-blooded story in their youth basketball? Whose youth basketball didn't have loneliness and loneliness? … There were balls, brothers, girls, and stories… Xu Feng's basketball story began with the Jianhua University League… In short, this was a book that was purely about school basketball without any social attributes. The story was all about university life. It was wretched, relaxed, funny, and hot-blooded...

The last sentence of the main text of the Condor Heroes was,"Meeting Yang Guo again after 16 years."

Before reading "The Great Ruler", one could read the other novel by the author Huangfu Nan,"Battle Through the Heavens: Ruler of All Worlds", to understand the experiences of the main character, Xiao Yan, in the Great Thousand World. One could also read "Battle Through the Heavens" to understand Xiao Yan's background and original storyline. I hope you like my recommendation. Muah ~

"Movie Rhapsody" is an urban and entertainment novel written by the author, God Said I'm a Demon. The general plot of this novel is as follows: He was a serious student who was biased in his subjects. He was the first in his Chinese and English grades, but he was always the last in Mathematics and Chemistry. He skipped classes, fell in love, and fought. He wrote and drew all day long, and occasionally laughed and called himself a "genius." He spent money to attend expensive art and directing classes, saying that he wanted to apply for the Beijing Film Academy. He was a "bad student" in a key high school. He said that he wanted to make a youth short film as a stepping stone to enter the Beijing Film Academy, and then began to look for beautiful female leads... He was the champion of the second New Thinking Essay Competition and was good friends with Han Han, who was the champion of the first competition. He was in the same year as Huang Shengyi, Wang Ludan, and Yao Di. Liu Yifei was his junior sister, and Huang Bo, who was a few years older than him, was his junior brother… This was a novel about a director's self-growth. It would involve writing, screenwriting, acting, and so on, but the main focus would be making movies. ---------------------------- What To Do With The Wrong Cheat? was a novel written by the author, Dream Man, about the infinite universe. The general plot of the novel was: He had transmigrated into the world of movies. He wanted to be a good person, but he had chosen the wrong villain hack… ---------------------------- Movie Master was a novel written by the author, Wally the robot, about an urban and entertainment star. The general plot of the novel was: From a bad boy to a man, from a nobody to a global idol. From a genius youth to a movie master, how many roads must he walk? He had no regrets about his friendship, his youth, his dreams, and his resistance to the world. "Primitive tribes respect storytellers, but if they don't tell a good story, they will kill them and eat them for dinner." Ye Wei didn't want to be eaten. The moment he stepped onto the road of movies, he was destined to be a unique legend. A movie master was rising… ---------------------------- "The Movie World After Death" was a light novel written by Coffee and Cigarette. It was a funny and sarcastic novel. The general plot of this novel was: Why did the young man who choked to death on instant noodles join the post-death film industry? Who was slaughtering the points leaderboard of Dreadful Streaming? Where did the loli who drifted around the corner on the school bus come from? Why were actors forced to sing BGM with ventriloquism? Was it the production team's arrangement to be killed by a teammate during a chicken dinner? Or was it an internal conflict? Cutting off a kidney and soaking it in wine, was this the last madness of human nature, or was it the desire for extreme sexual function? "Hello everyone, I'm Ren Xiaobai. I'm currently working as a lackey at the Villain Intermediary Agency! My specialty is to travel across the world as a BOSS and give experience to the main character in various ways. Moreover, for the sake of the plot, I have to do all kinds of tricks!" "I will show you how to steal the spotlight in the most extreme and dangerous movie world! I have to face countless actors, white lotuses, Long Aotian, and other threats. If you don't have any showy movements and acting skills in that place, you won't even get a close-up shot!" "Come on! Let's get closer to the world of actors…ah, no, actors!" ---------------------------- "Healing Director" was a novel written by the author, Yujiang Hu, about an urban and entertainment star. The general plot of the novel was: Fang Yan, who had come to the parallel world, only wanted to live an ordinary life. However, he discovered that he was actually a third-rate director of a third-rate horror movie. Just as he was complaining about how stupid the boss was to invest in such a lousy movie, he suddenly realized that The Clown was himself. Fang Yan, who was both an investor and an executive director, was facing the situation of bankruptcy if the film failed. He could only force his way through. As the horror movies continued to film, he realized that there were really ghosts in this world! The literary version said, This movie is so scary! If I were a character in a movie, I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to live past the first night!" "However, in the end, it was a happy ending! Good reviews!" "Do you think there are demons and ghosts in this world?" "How is that possible? It's a movie!" Fang Yan brushed past two young girls who had just come out of the cinema. He turned around and watched the two ignorant girls who he had just saved from a horror story walk away. He smiled and walked back into the cinema. Today was also a day of healing. ---------------------------- I Don't Want to Live in a Movie was a mystery novel written by the author who had been lost for a long time. The general plot of the novel was: Li Le realized that he was a character in a movie after living for half his life. After seeing a mysterious woman disappear in front of him, he had no choice but to embark on a journey of self-redemption. ---------------------------- "Quick Wear: The Scumbag Transformation Plan" was a sci-fi space-time travel novel written by the author. The general plot of this novel was: [Demining: The protagonist has passed away repeatedly, and the character has changed repeatedly. The plot is inexplicable. He Xie has always believed that he is the creator of a harmonious society. For this goal, he can sacrifice everything, including his beloved lover.] Until he realized that all of this was just a simulated dream in the laboratory, and he would wake up from the dream eventually. He was just one of the many living beings. In order to wake up his beloved, he sank into his dream again, abandoning his heavy body and staying with his lover. However, Zhuang Zhou dreamed of a butterfly, and the butterfly dreamed of Zhuang Zhou. Who was the real one? Note: Stream of Consciousness, but this is actually a sand sculpture, trust me:). ---------------------------- "The Mastermind of the Movie World" was a sci-fi time-travel novel written by the author's wretched cousin. The general plot of the novel was: Orphan Le Yan transmigrated to the movie world. His father had a plane crash right after he transmigrated, leaving him a large amount of wealth. He thought that he would become a rich man and live a carefree life, but after checking the things his father left for him, he realized that his father, who had always been kind, did not seem to be a good person…Then, as a little sun, he was involved in all kinds of strange things with women, and his body became more and more strange. In the end, he inexplicably became the BOSS behind the scenes of the villain. ---------------------------- "Memories of Murder" was a fantasy-epic fantasy novel written by the author, Hooligan in the Mountains. The general plot of the novel was: One day, a strange girl suddenly asked Yu Yi,"Do you still remember me?" Yu Yi's face was full of question marks. A melodramatic romance drama? After that, he realized that this seemed to have become a mystery drama. The pursuit caused by a memory began to find him again and again. The awakening of willpower led to a path that was destined to be extraordinary. It began in a corner of the Imperium and would eventually step into the sea of stars…In fact, it was just an ordinary teenager who was forced to walk the path of counterattack. ---------------------------- My Reincarnation Movie Theater was a novel written by the author Mingtian 03. The general plot of this novel was: In the far east, there was a mysterious Reincarnation Movie Theater. Every day, countless people came to line up to watch the movie. As the owner of the cinema, Lu Fan thought that he would reach the peak of his life. Congratulations to the host for leaving the novice stage and successfully starting the second movie. Host, please wait in the screening hall before midnight and head to the movie world to complete the filming. What? I have to shoot a reincarnation movie? What if I die in there? The host is dead. Movie generation failed! Lu Fan was speechless.

Plants vs. Zombies OL was a very popular game where players could plant different plants to fight against zombies. Chinese bamboo is one of the plants. Its planting location and harvesting method are as follows: [Planting location: Chinese bamboo can be planted in the game's " garden."] [Method of Obtaining: Chinese Bamboo can be obtained by destroying other plants or by purchasing them.] In the game, players could buy Chinese bamboo from the store and plant it in Plants vs Zombies OL to obtain energy for its growth.

"The Marquis of Xia" is a historical novel written by the author, One Night Rain. The general plot of this novel is as follows: Seven years ago, a woman named Fan Lingyue appeared in the Royal Court of North Mongolia. In just seven years, she unified the government. The invincible Great Xia Dynasty was facing the greatest threat in a thousand years. At this time, a shy young man walked into the Palace of Summer… ---------------------------- " Midsummer in Paradise " was an ancient romance novel written by the author, Qingfeng Xingxuan. The general plot of this novel was: The Summer Rain Kingdom had two unique features. One was Neverwinter, and the other was its beautiful second princess. The Second Princess's beauty was extremely mysterious in front of outsiders. She wore a veil when she went out and her every move was extremely dignified. She was often used as a role model for her children by the court officials. Wait, something's wrong. The Second Princess left with a man? He even went to the north and south? The news instantly spread throughout the entire Imperial City…The mysteries were unraveled layer by layer…Who would have thought that such a wonderful storybook would be a daydream? ---------------------------- The book," Crazy Charming Young Female Empress: Shadow Song and Moon Dance ", was an ancient romance novel written by the author Xia Tianyi. The general plot of the novel was: In the 21st century, she had transmigrated. The demonic baby whose face changed when she heard it, the beautiful woman who was pure and innocent. The arrogant young man, the most beautiful woman in the city, The leader of the Wild Shadow Gang, the legendary and mysterious Empress. Exactly…which was her true identity? The cute boy who grew up together, the wandering Young Master Leng. The arrogant and domineering Crown Prince, the evil and mysterious Guo Shang…Where did she put her love? ---------------------------- Emperor Xia was a historical novel written by Bo Xiu. The general plot of the novel was: The rise of the powerful countries, the blooming of the Jianghu, the rise of the fame of those who stole the teacher, and the desire to wantonly roam the world. Unexpectedly, the powerful people started a chapter of war. A hundred thousand banners beheaded the king, and golden spears and iron horses entered the Jianghu. Xia Yuanhao decided to push through all obstacles and end this prosperous era with his own hands. ---------------------------- " My Wife Is Beautiful and Violent " was an ancient romance novel written by the author, Summer of the Seventh Year. The general plot of this novel was: In his previous life, the Marquis of Anding and the General's Residence were destroyed because of Xia Qingli. In this life, Xia Qingli was reborn with the mysterious system and swore that she would never let the two mansions follow in the footsteps of her previous life. Xia Qingli looked obedient and sensible on the surface, but with the help of the system, she had been focusing on her career, studying how to develop her power and trying her best to take down the scumbag! Unexpectedly, out of thin air, a Prince Regent who was as gentle, handsome, and famous as her appeared, but was actually cruel and cold-blooded. Everyone thought that Xia Qingli was the most harmless one who was implicated. The regent, Mu Jinnian, said,"This girl is vicious and merciless. She's quite suitable for a mass grave!" Xia Qingli was speechless. System: [Host, kill him. He's causing trouble!] Later on…Cousin Qin Yuchuan was the God of War and became the undefeated legend of Nanliang. His brother, Xia Qingze, was a new noble in the royal court, the son of Marquis An Ding, who had impressive means. The few capable maids beside him were the person-in-charge of the number one trading company that controlled 80% of the world's finances. Xia Qingli had accidentally bumped into Mu Jinnian a few times when he was busy with work. On rainy nights, he was trapped in a mass grave. Mu Jinnian thought,"Miss Xia, you've racked your brains to meet this prince time and time again, but do you like this prince?" Xia Qingli thought, The Regent King misunderstood! Mu Jinnian thought to himself," So, Xiaxia likes me for letting you off so many times?" Xia Qingli was speechless. Xia Qingli was speechless. ---------------------------- In the Name of Summer: Bamboo Horse Picking Up the Green Plum Blossom was a romantic youth-love novel written by the author, Mu Yinan. The general plot of the novel was: Xia Youyou, who grew up in the Xia family, was a person who had both good and bad lives. Not long after she was born, she was thrown to the roadside by her relatives and was picked up by the poor old man Xia. She was also lucky to have met the best Xia Liang in the world. He cared for her, doted on her, and even gave her the only chance to walk out of the mountains, allowing her to become a golden phoenix that flew out of the mountains. The handsome Xia Liang, the sharp-tongued Xia Liang, the male chauvinistic Xia Liang, the Xia Liang that she had looked up to since she was young was like a god that emitted golden light, making her have no choice but to love him and offer her body and mind with both hands. The city was grotesque and dazzling. Xia Youyou walked in the mortal world and devoutly guarded her original heart, but what about Xia Liang? Could he be consistent? Many years later, Xia Youyou was in a foreign country. The most vivid memory of that person was still his bright eyes and handsome face, but that person had become a distant dream… Xia Liang left, taking away Xia Youyou's love. From then on, she completely lost the ability to love. First love was like a knife, knife by knife, piercing through the heart, but no one could complain… [Vicious Tongue Xia Liang] "Brother, do you like me?" "Ugly." "Can't you talk nicely? Will it kill you to praise me?" Xia Youyou was so angry that she pouted her red lips. Her chubby lips made people want to bite them. "No! Yes, I'll be disgusted to death!" Xia Liang raised his beautiful eyebrows. Xia Youyou was utterly defeated."#¥ %%…" [Sweet Xia Liang] Xia Liang looked at Xia Youyou, who was as soft as a kitten in his arms, and his heart softened. Xia Youyou was really a calamity in his life. He risked his life just to protect and dote on her. Xia Liang's eyes darkened. He held Xia Youyou's arm tightly and kissed her on the head. He could feel the fragrance coming from her soft hair. He might not be the best man Xia Youyou could meet, but how could he bear to let go of this little thing who was so attached to him? [Clumsy Xia Liang] Xia Youyou looked at him in a daze. Tears rolled down one by one, wetting her cheeks. Xia Liang's heart suddenly ached. He could not care less about his anger or embarrassment. He took a step forward and sat on the sofa, carrying Xia Youyou in his arms. Xia Youyou gritted her teeth and let out a few muffled whimpers. It was like a condemnation, causing Xia Liangxin to panic. Xia Liang hugged Xia Youyou tightly and kept kissing her hair and ears to comfort her. His dry and warm hands patted Xia Youyou's thin back over and over again. "Stop crying…" "It's all in the past…" " Alright…alright…I'm here…" ---------------------------- Young Master Ye's Wife Is Super Sweet " was a modern romance novel written by the author, Wu Chuxue. The general plot of this novel was: In order to poach her, her sister had meticulously planned an affair for her. The reporter broke in." Miss Xia, who is this?" Xia Qiao hugged the handsome man beside her and said," He's my man." "Your man?" "What about Young Master Ji?" the reporter asked. The man hugged the trembling woman." Can't you see? Miss Xia has chosen the best." After the reporters were chased away, Xia Qiao pushed away the man who was hugging her and said in fear," I'm sorry. I've implicated you. What if the Ji family deals with you?" The man's bright eyes lifted." If you're afraid of implicating me, marry me. We'll go through thick and thin together." Xia Qiao thought,'If I marry this man, maybe Ji Haochen will really let them go.' Coming out of the Civil Affairs Bureau, Xia Qiao looked at the name on the marriage certificate-Ye Luohan. This name sounded familiar. Where had he heard it before? * Xia Wei's greatest wish was to marry a rich and powerful man and suppress Xia Qiao, so she snatched Ji Haochen away. However, there were men in the world who were richer and more powerful than Ji Haochen and who loved Xia Qiao more. Ji Haochen hoped that Xia Qiao's marriage would be unfortunate. If she was not doing well, then it would be his sunny day. However, a major piece of news broke out in the entire city-Xi City's influential figure, Ye Luohan, had personally admitted that he was a wife manager. Poor Xia Qiao, a good citizen, had been tricked by her husband into becoming the most famous shrew in history. That day, when their childhood sweetheart came to seek refuge, Mr. Ye rejected her coldly." I don't want Madam to be unhappy." Later on, everyone knew that Ye Luohan was the true boss of the wife-spoiling world. ---------------------------- " A Thousand Miles Under the Bright Moon " was an ancient romance novel written by the author, Xia Xingqing. The general plot of this novel was: The Crown Prince of Xia, Huang Ye Ling, realized that he was actually a woman disguised as a man to deceive the world. Not only that, she had an even bigger secret. This was the story of a man with many secrets. ---------------------------- Wanxi's Summer was a modern romance novel written by Yi Wanxi. The general plot of the novel was: The throbbing in their youth, after experiencing the ups and downs of life, they were glad that they still held on to that love. ---------------------------- " Cold CEO: Falling in Love with a Little Rookie " was a modern romance novel written by the author, Chu Xia Qingqian. The general plot of this novel was: Qin Xiaxia, a fledgling college student, entered the Leng Corporation with passion. While she was happy, Qin Xiaxia, who was dragged to a bar by her best friend Hao Lili to celebrate, offended her boss, Leng Mo, the CEO of the Leng Corporation, the night before she started her job. He was still unaware of it…The feud was settled. However, what happened next was beyond Qin Xiaxia's expectations. She was treated coldly and ridiculed by her colleagues. Her brother suddenly fell ill and needed a large sum of money for medical expenses. However, he was dragged to the Civil Affairs Bureau by a kind-hearted person to get a certificate. Her design was plagiarized by her boss, and she became a plagiarist for no reason? The series of events almost broke Qin Xiaxia down and she was unable to defend herself. However, she had been in danger time and time again. Who was helping her?

The book "The Strongest Sniper" told the story of Qin Tian, a Hunter Academy student, who was ambushed by a strong enemy during the graduation assessment. In order to take revenge and rescue him, he chased after him all the way and fought to the end to become the strongest sniper. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗

Hello, students! Today, I've prepared a school inspirational poem for everyone, hoping to inspire everyone to run forward and chase their dreams. Poem Title: Running Forward I keep running forward Dreams are ahead, we are chasing. No matter the difficulty, no matter the challenge We will never give up. Time flies, time flies In the blink of an eye, we have grown. The first year of junior high school is our starting point We must fight for our dreams. Don't be afraid of failure, don't be afraid of setbacks As long as he persevered, he would definitely succeed. We must be confident and brave Use our youth to create glory. Run forward, don't stop Every step was for a better tomorrow. Run forward, don't be afraid We need to explore the future. Classmates, let's go hand in hand Pursue your dreams and create a beautiful future. Let's run forward together Use our youth to write a glorious chapter. Thank you, everyone!

Here are a few good domestic movies: 1. The Great Sage of the Chinese Oscaristic Journey to the West Marries: This is a classic Hong Kong comedy film about the love story between Sun Wukong and Zixia Fairy. 2. Alive: This was a film directed by Zhang Yimou, adapted from Yu Hua's novel of the same name. The film told the story of a Chinese farmer, reflecting the life and changes of the Chinese countryside. 3 Farewell My Concubine: This is a movie directed by Chen Kaige that tells the love story between two Peking opera actors and their careers. This movie was hailed as a classic of Chinese movies. Let the Bullets Fly: This is a movie directed by Jiang Wen, which tells the story of a bandit and involves political and historical factors. 5 Infernal Affairs: This is a Hong Kong film directed by Liu Weiqiang and Mak Siu-fai about the struggle between two undercover police officers. This movie had an important place in the history of Chinese movies.