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Can you share some funny Santa Claus stories?

2024-12-02 06:06
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2024-12-02 09:01

Once Santa got his sleigh stuck in a chimney. His reindeer were pulling so hard that his hat flew off and landed right in a plate of cookies that a child had left out for him. He finally managed to get unstuck, but he had cookie crumbs all over his beard.

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There was a time when Santa was delivering presents in a small town. He accidentally slipped on some ice outside a house. All the presents tumbled out of his sack. He quickly gathered them up, but he ended up putting a doll in the box meant for a toy truck and vice versa. When the kids opened their presents, they were very confused but also thought it was a hilarious mix - up.

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