A girl was on a date at a fancy restaurant. She had some fizzy drink and ate some rich food. All of a sudden, she felt a fart coming. She tried to hold it but it slipped out. Her date looked a bit surprised at first but then they both started laughing about it. It actually made the date more relaxed and they ended up having a great time.
Once, a girl was in a yoga class. She was trying really hard to do a difficult pose. In the middle of it, she farted. The whole class heard it and she was so embarrassed. But the yoga teacher just said it was a sign of her body releasing tension. So, it turned into a bit of a funny moment.
At a school play rehearsal, a girl playing a princess character had to hold a long pose. As she was concentrating, she farted. The other kids couldn't stop giggling. But the director thought it was so funny that he actually incorporated it into the play as a comical moment. So, it went from an embarrassing thing to a part of the show.
I recommend the book "Dungeon Invasion Naruto" to you. The male leads are Sasuke and Ban. Although it wasn't a pure Naruto Doujin, it introduced the elements of the Dungeon Invasion into the Naruto World, adding many interesting characters and plots. It was very good to watch. Moreover, it did not belong to Mary Sue, the harem, or Little White. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗
"I don't think it will meet your needs, but I'll try my best to recommend a novel that is most relevant to your description.""Ming Wu Dao" is a fantasy novel written by the author, Daoist Ming Dao. The general plot of this novel is as follows: Immortal Ming Dao: The new book,"Journey of Martial Arts" is released. I hope everyone will support it! ---------------------------- The book "The Judo Kid" was written by the author, Yue Yangzhou. It was a novel about sports events. The general plot of the novel was: A retired coach and a group of kids who practiced judo. In this day and age, there were many new athletes from all over the world. The Olympic athletes gathered at the Olympics to compete. Who would win the gold medal? Chinese Judo, go! ---------------------------- The book "Sanda Master" was written by the author, Brave Current's Big Maha. It was a novel about sports events. The general plot of the novel was: Huang Yangming and Tarou Asamura had won the battle on Mount Xuedou with great difficulty, but it had planted the seeds for the future war. Twelve years later, when Aokamura Taro's son, Akira Aokamura, wantonly trampled on Chinese boxers, who could stop him? ---------------------------- The book "King of Kickboxing" was a novel written by the author, Zhang Tongming. The general plot of the novel was: That year, the Four Heavenly Kings-Bo Qiu, Andy, Mo Sha Dou, Klaus, and Old K-1-were still shining in the ring! That year, the infamous big-mouth Conor McGregor was still a gigolo who was kept by his girlfriend! That year, the future invincible "Baby-faced Killer" Xitichai was still fighting for Lumpini's belt! That year, Marat, who would defeat the gods with three punches, was still in the halo of the next superstar and could not extricate himself! That year, the martial monk Yilong's legend was still playing out! That year, a young man walked out of a mountain village with his own confidence and determination to create his own dynasty in the history of fighting! (The original title of the book is The Strongest Man With Seven Billion. No system, no martial arts. I don't know if the readers will like it, but this is my dream, so I will persevere ^^). ---------------------------- "Lifting your hand to knock down the boxing champion. You call this a fresh meat?" This book was written by the author, Qiu Se Weiliang. It was a novel about an urban and entertainment star. The general plot of this novel was: Yang Cheng, who had transmigrated to a parallel universe, had become a young hunk who was criticized by the entire Internet. When she found out that she was arranged by the management company to play boxing with a professional, Yang Cheng was stunned. Just as he was feeling surprised, he awakened the Martial Impartation System. [Novice Gift Pack: Tianshan Plum Splitting Hand-Great Recovery Pill] After that, his performance on the field made the audience unable to sit still. "Wow, you defeated the boxing champion with one punch. You call this a fresh meat?" "F * ck, I heard him say Heavenly Mountain Plum Breaking Hand? What do you mean?" "Lion's Roar? Yang Cheng used Taiji Fist?" From then on, the scene became more and more strange. Yang Cheng directly promoted martial arts. ---------------------------- "Martial Arts and Combat" was a novel written by the old Taoist, Miemie Zi. The general plot of the novel was: What was traditional martial arts? What was modern fighting? Why didn't traditional martial arts have any achievements in modern fighting? Why would someone promote 'modern commercial combat' as 'modern combat'? What could he do to make traditional martial arts invincible in the arena of modern fighting? What can we do so that our children and grandchildren will never be described as the 'new sick man of East Asia' again? 。 The road ahead is long and arduous. Please listen to me slowly. The story that happened between this 'old man who taught martial arts' and 'modern commercial combat'. ---------------------------- "King of Sanda" was a sports-related novel written by the author, 3 Cups of Coffee. The general plot of the novel was: Sanda, this was the real Chinese Kungfu! Sanda, coupled with modern technology, was even more invincible! Taekwondo, Karate, Kickboxing, none of them were his match! Muay Thai, boxing, judo, all of them were knocked out with one punch! Let's see how the main character will rely on Chinese Kungfu to beat the world's invincible players! ---------------------------- "Dragon Clan: Lu Mingfei Returning from the Fist Wish" was a light novel by the author, Cola Bobby. The general plot of this novel was: In the eighteenth year of standing in the Fist of Wish Arena, Lu Mingfei was one step away from the championship, but he was pushed back by his master's "Magic Spear". He returned to the spring when everything began. Everything had not begun yet, and there was still time for everything. "Defeat me and become number one in the world." Kassel Academy's strongest S-class student, Lu Mingfei, gave the order to the world. ---------------------------- "Extraordinary Boxing" was a wuxia fantasy novel written by the author, Liu Neimori. The general plot of the novel was: [Gold Clan Combat Technique: Unparalleled sharpness.] The Wood Sect's combat method was to maintain a long and continuous battle. The Water Division's tactics were unpredictable. The Fire Sect's combat techniques were mainly domineering and brutal. The tactics of the Earth Department are as hard as rocks. The System asked,"Young man, which combat technique do you want to learn?" ---------------------------- The book "Long Fist" was written by the author Qian Nanwang. It was a traditional wuxia novel. The general plot of the novel was: "What do you think your fists are?" "It's just a fist." "Is it not strength or balance?" "That's my father's fist. My fist is just a fist." I want to break the evil barrier with a punch, and then I will disperse it with a punch. Three punches to distinguish good from evil, four punches to judge the hearts of people. Five punches stopped the wind and rain, and six punches stopped the clouds. Every fist was a fist, how could there be a Xia Dynasty in the human world?
The representative work of Nanpai Third Uncle was Grave Robber's Chronicles. Apart from that, he also wrote a series of other novels, including Grave Robber's Chronicles: New Year's Celebration, Grave Robber's Chronicles: Memories of the Nine Gates, Grave Robber's Chronicles: Wu Xie's Private Chronicles, Grave Robber's Chronicles: Hidden Sea Flower, Grave Robber's Chronicles: Snake Marsh Ghost City, Grave Robber's Chronicles: Sand Sea, Grave Robber's Chronicles: Nanpai Third Uncle, Grave Robber's Chronicles: Ten Years, and so on. These novels were loved by the majority of readers and became classic online literature works.
Doomsday Online is a sci-fi novel written by the author, Park Ling. The general plot of this novel is: Monsters ran amok, and the Earth turned into a playground. Was it the aliens playing with him, or was it the end of the universe? After eight years of struggle, she finally got her revenge. The Horrifying Witch was reborn in a parallel world, and her new life had a completely different beginning. "…Earth Online has been loaded. The game has been activated. Players are welcome to log in-" Are you ready? * [Doomsday Online Book Group: 486213904. Any character name is knocking on the door. Welcome to the group ~] July 1st, updates resumed. ---------------------------- "My Primitive Fantasy World" was a fantasy novel written by the author, Youyou Shishifei. The general plot of this novel was: In this world, human civilization had just been born. The land was occupied by all kinds of ferocious beasts, the ocean was still an unknown virgin land, the light of magic had yet to shine, and the gods were still gradually being nurtured in faith. This was a primitive fantasy world. When Qi Lin came to this world, it was already destined to change. However, Qi Lin himself was also the one who was changed. From the perspective of Earth's civilization, let's observe the development of this fantasy world and discuss what the initial state of the fantasy world looks like. ---------------------------- "I'm an NPC in the Apocalypse" was a sci-fi novel written by the author, Meng Yueban. The general plot of this novel was: In the end, the human world ushered in the apocalypse after its peak…After the many-legged mantis and the giant mantis were no longer a threat, who was the mastermind behind the mysterious purple tentacles and the sudden appearance of the gray-robed man? Wasn't he an NPC from the apocalypse? He actually had a hidden identity? When the dusty memories were slowly unraveled, when the fog was dispersed bit by bit…What was hidden behind the mysterious dream? [Doomsday/Space/Esper Ability/Seal/Cool Wen/System/Plane] P.S. Book Friends QQ Group: 616323395 Warmly welcome all friends to join, thank you for collecting, thank you for submitting! There's a female lead! She didn't know why the label still showed that she didn't have a couple after two months. Anyway, it was fine as long as the male and female leads were very strong! ---------------------------- "Monster's Realm" was a fantasy sword and magic novel written by the author, the ghost thief. The general plot of the novel was: God's Game,"Last Origin". This was the world where the game generated monsters and NPCs. Although it was a little chaotic now, it was still a stable world. The Neutral Alliance had the second largest number of people. They did not commit any major crimes, but they kept making small mistakes in the guild "House of Ghosts". They did destroy a lot of public property, but they had never done anything big. Comics, games, novels, anime, cards, and divination. So what if he was stupid? So what if he was childish? Whether it's a happy ending or an open-ended ending, I especially like "I still want something…Come on, let's start the game!" The shameless author suggested. ---------------------------- "Boiling Demonic Will" was a suspense novel written by the author, Night Peak. The general plot of the novel was: The System replied,"Due to the extreme lack of energy, the System can only remain in this world for three hours. After three hours, the Host and the System will disappear from this world!" "..." The System replied,[Demonic Qi has revived in this world. Host, please obtain energy as soon as possible.] Wang Fa: "..." He had thought that he could beat the tall, rich, and handsome man with the system. He had thought that he would be able to start the game with a bang. Who knew that the system would be so useless! The law had no choice but to think of a way to survive. In this world filled with demonic intent, it became an alternative light. The new book "Doomsday: From Being Buried Alive" has been uploaded. Old and new friends are welcome to watch it. ---------------------------- Life in the Other World Starting from the Dragon Tribe was a novel written by the author, Twelve Monkeys. The general plot of the novel was: Zhou Dong, who had reincarnated into the Dragon World, had accidentally obtained the World Piercing Pearl. As long as he obtained the coordinates, he could travel through the myriad worlds at will. [Dragon World: The new emperor is about to ascend the throne!] The little monster would also become the light of justice! [Living in a different world from scratch: Pleiades Caiyue!] Your [Death's Return] is useless now. Just be a normal male lead! Rem, Amelia, Beatrice, let's explore a new world together! Two-dimensional, infinite style, an easy journey to save the other world... ---------------------------- "We're Just Monsters" was a light novel written by the author before the flowers bloomed. It was a fantasy novel. The general plot of this novel was: "Zi Buyu's strange power means that if you see something strange, don't say it. Just pretend you didn't see it." Gu Cheng said. The world was so big. It was normal for some strange things to appear. A world that was too normal would be strange. "Wait, can you explain what that thing that crawled out of the television was?" … The daily life between an undying old monster and a wandering soul that was unwilling to leave. This was the story of a group of monsters hiding their identities and living in the city. ---------------------------- "Magic Earth Genesis" was a fantasy and modern magic novel written by the author, Na Yijian. The general plot of the novel was: In the year 2017, an alternate dimension overlapped with the dimension we were in. The rules of different dimensions influenced each other, and the elements awakened. The creatures of the alternate dimension appeared. Let's see how the pig's feet would face this new world! ---------------------------- Anecdotes of the Future was a sci-fi futuristic novel written by the author, Glacier Ji. The general plot of the novel was: There is no trace of you in the barren land, and the ruins of the end of the world hide some secrets. If he still loved this world for no reason, then he would fight with everything he had. Perhaps someone would hide the truth forever, but they would not be able to stop your dazzling power. After the end of the world, the young man named Flash embarked on an adventure to find the secret of the end of the world. The ancient miracle reappeared, the new empire rose, whoever summoned the demons, who feared the wizards, who brought wisdom, who obtained true knowledge. [The book has been signed. The updates are stable. Don't worry about collecting it.] Thank you to the Creation Book Review Team for providing forum review support! ---------------------------- The book "Rebirth of the Evil Spirit" was a fantasy novel written by the author. The general plot of the novel was: At the beginning of the universe, there was no heaven and earth, and everything was empty. In the chaos, there was an innate primordial spirit who looked up at the sky and used a supreme ritual implement to split the sky and earth. However, his body died and his Dao disappeared, leaving only a drop of blood…An unknown second-year student, because he had escaped from the world for thousands of years, had unlocked an ancient seal in his dream, which changed his understanding of the world and changed the trajectory of his life…
Okay, here are some famous works of literature from the 19th and 20th centuries: In 1897, William F. Buckley published The Sound and the Fury, a classic of modern American literature. 2 In 1902, John Keats published Ode to a Nightingale and Ode to an Evening's Red Rose, his most famous works of poetry. 3 In 1915, Karl Marks published The Wealth of Nations, a classic work of modern economics and biochemistry. In 1918, George Orwell published 1984, which became one of the most famous political prophecies of the 20th century. 5 In 1923, Emily Browning published The Scarlet Letter, one of the masterpieces of British romantic literature. 6 In 1927, Harriet Beecher Stowe published To Kill a Mockingbird, a classic of modern American literature. 7 In 1931, James Joyce published Ulysses, a classic of modern Irishliterature. In 1934, Anthony Doerr published The Catcher in the Rye, a classic of modern American literature. In 1937, Carl Weinbaum published The City and the City, one of the representative works of Italian neo-realism literature. In 1941, William F. Buckley published The Sound and the Fury, a classic of modern American literature. In 1945, Kafka published The Castle of Otranto, one of the masterpieces of modernist literature. In 1948, Nathaniel Mandela published A Long Way Gone, one of the masterpieces of modern South African literature. In 1951, Clarice Rex published The Women, a classic of modern American literature. In 1955, John Stanbeck published Waiting for Godot, a classic of modern American literature. In 1957, Margaret Atwood published Gone with the Wind, a classic of modern American literature. In 1961, John Le Carre published The Red Shoes, one of the representative works of British New Romanticism. 17 In 1963, Raymond Chandler published The Long Good Friday, a classic of modern American literature. In 1967, Anthony Doerr published The Catcher in the Rye, which was one of the representative works of Italian neo-realism. In 1971, Margaret Atwood published Gone with the Wind, a classic of modern American literature. In 1975, John Le Carre published The Long Good Friday, a classic of modern American literature. In 1981, James Joyce published Ulysses, one of the masterpieces of modernist literature. In 1989, A Character from A Chorus Line published My Struggle, a classic of modern American literature. In 1995, Margaret Atwood published The Great Gatsby, a classic of modern American literature.
The following are some classic novel recitals that are widely regarded as excellent works of literature and worth reciting and sharing: Moonlight over the Lotus Pond-Under the moonlight, the water in the lotus pond ripples quietly. The lotus flowers dance in the breeze as if they are showing their beauty to the people. This poem expressed the author's appreciation of the natural beauty and his inner feelings in simple words. 2. White Night Journey-In this dark night, two children are chasing each other, and their laughter echoes in the night sky. This poem expressed the author's concern and thinking about human nature by describing the feelings and contradictions between the two children. 3 "Rainy Night Flower"-The flowers bloomed on a rainy night. This was an intoxicating scene. This poem takes flowers as the theme, expressing the author's love for the beauty of nature and his perception of life through the description of the image and language of flowers. 4 Alive-What is the meaning of life? This was an eternal question. This poem expressed the author's thoughts on life and human nature through the description of the protagonist's life experience. 5 Thunderstorm-This is a classic play that tells a complicated love story. Through the description of the thunderstorm scene, this poem expressed the author's thoughts and feelings about drama and life. These works all had profound thoughts and beautiful language that were worth reciting and sharing, so that more people could feel the charm of literature.
A few recommended history books for middle school students (the more interesting ones) are as follows: "Records of the Historian": This is a historical work written by Sima Qian, a historian of the Western Han Dynasty. It is known as an encyclopedia of ancient Chinese history. The book includes a large number of historical events and characters from the Xia Dynasty to the Han Dynasty, which is very helpful for middle school students. "Global History": This is a global history book written by Yuval Harari. It mainly introduced major events and changes in human history, including the agricultural revolution, industrial revolution, religious revolution, colonial expansion, etc. The vivid language of the book allowed readers to better understand the complexity of history. Romance of the Three Kingdoms: This is a classic Chinese novel that tells the historical story of the Three Kingdoms period. Although this book is not specifically about history, it contains a lot of historical events and characters. It is very helpful for middle school students to understand the historical background and characters. 4 Capital: This is a classic economics book written by the German philosopher, Karl Marks. It mainly introduced the economic laws and class struggles of capitalist society. This book is very helpful for middle school students to understand the economic and political systems of modern society. Zi Zhi Tong Jian: This is a continuous and unified history book of ancient China written by Sima Guang, including the history of China from 403 B.C. to 959 A.D. This book not only contains a large number of historical events and characters, but also allows readers to better understand the political system and culture of ancient China.
The idiom "occupy the bird's nest" is "occupy the magpie's nest". It means that someone has illegally invaded someone else's residence, occupied someone else's territory, or forcefully occupied someone else's property, causing adverse effects.
😋I recommend the following novels to you: 1. "Tales of the Otherworld Qin": This is a sci-fi space-futuristic novel written by the author, Xiong Diudiu. The main character in the book traveled to the future world while playing online games. Not only did it have a time-traveling plot, but it also had sci-fi elements. 2. "The God-level Female Lead of the Quick Transference": This is a sci-fi space-time travel novel written by the author, An Moan. The protagonist, Qi Jiu, is bound to the system and travels through various worlds. The story is very exciting. 3. "The Path of the Strong": This is a sci-fi novel written by Ye Mengxin. The protagonist, Zheng Chen, can travel through the other world through the magical stone door and gradually become a strong person with his own strength. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗
😋I can recommend the following novels to you: 1. "Courtesan Belle Only Wants to Build Her Business" was similar to "Ballad of the Desert" and "Phoenix's Pursuit of the Phoenix." It was also an ancient romance novel. The protagonist, Miss Su, as the top courtesan of Shangjing, inherited her ambition and determination. At the same time, the complicated feelings between her and Marquis Lu were also the finishing touch of the story. 2. [Return to Rest]: This ancient romance novel is comparable to [Phoenix Seeking Phoenix]. The protagonist, Cheng Feifei, traveled to Jianghu, and her biggest hobby was running a business. She met Lu Weiran, who had transmigrated from the outside world. The two of them played a song together, and the story began. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗