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In "My Lesser Demoness" by the author, Dong Wanren, the protagonist Chen Bin had obtained a smurf system that could turn all life into his own smurf. He could create up to three smurfs, which were called Big Killer, Small Killer, and Small Killer. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😘

I recommend the following novels: 1. "The Female Supporting Actress Becomes an Immortal": The female protagonist was reborn and transmigrated to her predecessor in the novel. In order to no longer become a female supporting actress, she began to cultivate to become an immortal and became the female protagonist. 2. "Female Supporting Actor Not Open Today": The female protagonist transmigrated into a book and became a supporting actress. However, she had unlimited golden fingers and wanted to turn the tables and become a real female protagonist. 3. "The Counterattack of the God-level Supporting Female Lead": The female lead transmigrated into the supporting female lead in the novel and began to reverse and become the real female lead. She also stole the supporting male lead's beauty. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗

I recommend the novel,"Prosperous Age's Owl Pet: Thieving Concubine, Don't Run". The male protagonist is called Long Jiu. The story was about the female protagonist, Xiao Long, who kidnapped Long Jiu's cat as a female thief and threw herself into his arms. Therefore, Long Jiu decided to punish her and the cat personally. However, in the process of pursuing her, Long Jiu gradually fell in love with Xiao Long. In order to love and pamper her, he did not hesitate to pay the price, and only she was a friend and an enemy in his eyes. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗

😋I recommend "Xiang Men's Lady" to you! The female lead of this ancient romance novel is very similar to what you described! She was also a killer in her previous life. After her rebirth, she became the daughter of the Prime Minister's concubine. In order to protect her own people, she disguised herself as a woman to avoid the pursuit of the Prime Minister's son, but she was married by another young and promising man. The later part of the plot is also full of twists and turns and beautiful ancient romance. I hope you will like it!😗

😋I recommend the following novel to you: 1. <<REBIRTH: Online Female Mage>>: The female protagonist is independent and challenging PK. It's so cool! 2. "MMO-Plague Mage": Virtual MMO-themed, a different mage journey. 3. "MMOs: Brute Force Mage": A gaming competitive novel. The protagonist slowly grows up in the online game with a fire stick. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗

I recommend the book "Taibai Digital" to you. It is a wuxia fantasy novel. The main character of the novel, Tai Bai, was a well-known and upright man in the martial arts world, but his martial arts were crippled by a sinister villain, forcing him to study mathematics and achieve extraordinary achievements in the mathematics world. In the plot, Taibai always had the dream of reviving martial arts, which might be similar to the child you asked. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗

In the world of online novels, earning 100,000 yuan from writing a novel was not a lot. Although this amount might be a considerable income for some people, it might only be a small milestone for others. To understand the answer to this question, we need to consider different situations. For example, if your novel is a very popular work, you can get a lot of money from publishing, adapting, promoting, and so on. But if your novel is not very successful, you may only earn a few thousand words or less. In addition, he also had to consider the ratio of the number of words to the remuneration. Usually, a novel with more than a million words would be paid a high fee. But if you want to get more money, you need to write more and your writing skills need to be better. Generally speaking, earning 100,000 yuan from writing a novel was not a great income, but if you wanted to become a successful online novelist, this was just the beginning.

Huizong Zhao Ji was the last emperor of the Northern Song Dynasty. His reign was known as the " Shame of Huizong and Jingkang." During this time, the Northern Song Dynasty lost a large area of territory and the people were corrupt and the economy was backward. However, there were also many famous scholars during this period. Wen Yanbo: Wen Yanbo was a famous writer, calligrapher and painter in the middle of the Northern Song Dynasty. He was good at poetry and calligraphy, especially in regular script and running script. His representative works included the Mysterious Secret Tower Stele and the Mysterious Secret Tower Record. 2 Zhou Bangyan: Zhou Bangyan was a famous writer in the late Northern Song Dynasty. He was a Ci scholar and was known as the "King of Ci". His representative works included "Sapphire Case·Yuanxi" and "Shuidiao Getou·Bingchen Mid-Autumn Festival". 3. Su Shi: Su Shi was a famous writer, calligrapher, and painter in the Northern Song Dynasty. His representative works include "Ode to the Red Cliff" and "Sacrifice to the Crocodile". He was one of the "Four Scholars of the Su School" and had a deep friendship with Wen Yanbo, Wang Anshi, Ouyang Xiu, and others. 4. Xin Qiji: Xin Qiji was a famous poet in the Southern Song Dynasty. His representative works included "Sapphire Case·Yuanxi" and "Shuidiao Getou·Bingchen Mid-Autumn Festival". He was one of the "Four Scholars of Su School" and had a deep friendship with Su Shi, Wen Yanbo, and others. These scholars had outstanding achievements in literature, calligraphy, painting, and so on. Their works had a profound impact on later generations of literature and art.

"Director Ace" is a novel written by the author, Dressed Like Snow, about an urban and entertainment star. The general plot of this novel is as follows: He was the creator of the 'violence aesthetics' movie. He was known in the film industry as the 'genius' director. His films had won many awards and created countless classics. He had inspired the potential of many actors and actresses, and had become one Best Actor and Best Actress after another. He was Hong Kong's ace director, Lu Yan. PS: This book is purely fictional. The story takes place in a parallel space. Group ID: 75041542 ---------------------------- " Healing Director " was a novel written by the author, Yujiang Hu, about an urban and entertainment star. The general plot of the novel was: Fang Yan, who had come to the parallel world, only wanted to live an ordinary life. However, he discovered that he was actually a third-rate director of a third-rate horror movie. Just as he was complaining about how stupid the boss was to invest in such a lousy movie, he suddenly realized that The Clown was himself. Fang Yan, who was both an investor and an executive director, was facing the situation of bankruptcy if the film failed. He could only force his way through. As the horror movies continued to film, he realized that there were really ghosts in this world! The literary version said, This movie is so scary! If I were a character in a movie, I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to live past the first night!" "However, in the end, it was a happy ending! Good reviews!" "Do you think there are demons and ghosts in this world?" " How is that possible? It's a movie!" Fang Yan brushed past two young girls who had just come out of the cinema. He turned around and watched the two ignorant girls who he had just saved from a horror story walk away. He smiled and walked back into the cinema. Today was also a day of healing. ---------------------------- This Director Only Filmed Demonic Movies was a novel written by the author, a newbie dog head, about an urban and entertainment star. The general plot of this novel was: Lu Ze is the sinner of the entire film industry!" "Lu Ze, you have to apologize to the entire internet audience!" " Lu Ze, you old thief, I'm irreconcilable with you!" Lu Ze traveled through parallel time. She became the most outstanding freshman in the directing faculty. He even had a good friend of a rich second-generation heir who invested in his movie. Wonderful! Lu Ze thought he had gotten a script that would allow him to reach the peak at the beginning. However, the system told him that the movie section of this world was missing and needed him to make up for it. What was that? Here, the purpose of making a movie was to restore the original novels, games, and comics? What about the magic modification? There was no magical modification in this world? Alright then, I'll start with Shu Mountain to open up the audience's eyes. Then, there were the Proud Swordsman, Mr. Zombie, A Chinese Ghost Story, Farewell My Concubine, Infernal Affairs, Young and Dangerous, and Stephen Chou series…While the audience gritted their teeth and cursed the shamelessness of the demonic modifications, they were excited and called their friends to contribute to the movie's box office. Lu Ze spread out his hands in confusion. ---------------------------- Thriller Theater was a sci-fi time-travel novel written by Thief Monkey. The general plot of the novel was: One day, you will act in a movie and become the main character, but no one will know you. One day, you will find a poster with your name on the list of actors, and that person will indeed be you. One day… Don't move, that poster is the source of all fear… Thriller Theater Book Group: 199492893, welcome to chat. ---------------------------- The Legend of the Movie World Lottery was an urban supernatural novel written by the author, Thunder on the Blade. The general plot of the novel was: "Congratulations, you got a loli." " Please, sigh. I'm in the movie 'Seigo Hero' now. My mission is to defeat and kill the villain, Fujita Gang. What's the use of giving me a loli?" He said in annoyance. Then, he turned around and saw the loli. " Wow, your loli looks quite cute. What's your name?" he asked. "Hello, Master. My name is Chun Li." The loli cupped her fists and replied. "Chun Li?" "From Street Fighter?" he asked. "Yes." He gave Lolita a thumbs up and said,"You motherf * cker!" This was a story of a lottery draw in the movie world. It was absurd but interesting... Xiao Dao would like to dedicate this book to those lonely men and women who like movies and those who don't... ---------------------------- Best Director: Starting with a Microfilm was a novel written by Gu Tingye about urban and entertainment stars. The general plot of the novel was: Back in 2009, Ye Liang, who was still a third-year director at Yanjing Film Academy, could finally embark on a journey to the highest level of cinema…He had remade " What's Page "," The Tuner "," Heart Maze "," Sherlock on the Plains "-City, Rebirth, System Daily Life 50%+ Movie 50%! ---------------------------- The Legend of Cultivation in the Movie World was an urban supernatural novel written by the author, Thunder on the Blade. The general plot of the novel was: The new book," Legend of the Movie World Lottery," had already uploaded its introduction: " Congratulations, you've drawn a loli." " Please, sigh, I'm in the movie 'Seigo Hero' now. My mission is to defeat and kill the villain, Fujita Gang. What's the use of giving me a loli?" He said in annoyance. Then, he turned around and saw the loli. " Wow, your loli looks quite cute. What's your name?" he asked. "Hello, Master. My name is Chun Li." The loli cupped her fists and replied. "Chun Li?" "From Street Fighter?" he asked. "Yes." He gave Lolita a thumbs up and said,"You're amazing!" This was a story of a lottery draw in the movie world. It was absurd but interesting... Xiao Dao would like to dedicate this book to those readers who like movies and those who don't... ---------------------------- This Actor Is A Little Arrogant was a novel written by the author, Little Rabbit Selling Radish. It was a novel about an urban and entertainment star. The general plot of this novel was: "This actor is a little arrogant. He dares to change the script at such a young age. Did the director agree?" Passerby A said. "Don't you know? His name is Wang Xu." " He's the Wang Xiba that all the directors are fighting for!" "Wang Xu, aren't you a little too arrogant? How dare you chase after my daughter in front of me." Ms. Liu said. " Um, Auntie, Sister Qian was the one who pursued me." ---------------------------- Super Brain: The Peak of Entertainment was a novel written by Ting Feng Huahua, an urban and entertainment celebrity novel. The general plot of the novel was: "Director Lin, do you have any secret weapon? The production cycle is so short, and the quality of the special effects is so high?" a reporter asked excitedly. She had spent a lot of effort to seize this opportunity. "Reporter friend, do you have a brain? You already said that it's a secret weapon. Can I still tell you?" Lin Jian retorted mercilessly and turned around to leave. ---------------------------- " The King of Bad Movies " was a novel about urban life written by the author, He Weiman. The general plot of the novel was: In the spring of 2003, Hero earned 3.7 billion at the box office worldwide. Chinese movies entered their craziest period. Later, the United States established a Hollywood film and television base outside Los Angeles, wanting to build its own dream factory in North America. This summer, Du An took the 20 yuan graduation certificate from the director department of the Chinese Academy of Drama and the script that he rushed out in three hours. He planned to swindle a 100,000 yuan investment. It didn't matter even if he was later investigated for fraud or even went to jail. And this script that he had rushed out in three hours was called " Saw." ---------------- To put it simply, this was a story that happened in a parallel world where Chinese movies dominated the world and there was no Hollywood. The main character used a pirated version of a Hollywood movie that had disappeared to beat up Chinese movies.

I recommend the following warm farming novels to you: "Time Travel: The Good Times of Farming": The female protagonist, Zhuo Lin, traveled to the end of the 1950s. She relied on her own hard work and hard work to solve the problem of food and clothing, improve the living conditions of her family, help her brother read and practice calligraphy, and realize her dream step by step. She was warmly healed. "Beautiful Pastoral Garden": The female protagonist is reborn into a farmer's family. She works hard to become rich and resolve family conflicts. She is warm and not tyrannical. There is no palace fighting or family gossip. "Farmer's Golden Phoenix: Both Fortune and Wisdom": The female protagonist was reborn in the family of the best relatives. She became rich by raising silkworms and farming. She married into a wealthy family. She was tenacious and unyielding. I hope you like my recommendation. Muah ~