Tell me a funny story that could be considered a funniest non - sexual story.

Beijing Tong Ren Tang Plum Blossom Tongue Pill was a Chinese patent medicine. It was mainly used to clear heat and detoxify, reduce swelling and relieve pain. It is suitable for all kinds of sores, unknown swelling poison, furuncle and other diseases. The ingredients of the Plum Blossom Tongue Pill included bezoar, meteorite, pomegranate, dragon's blood, lepidium seed, frankincense, myrrh, pearl, and muskiness. The medicine can be taken by mouth, 2 pills each time, 3 times a day, and the child can reduce it. In addition, the Plum Blossom Tongue Pill could also be applied externally. After dissolving it with vinegar, it could be applied to the affected area. As for the price of the Plum Blossom Tongue Pill and other related information, he needed to inquire further.

Yes, Dabao in " Celebrating Years " was playing dumb. Da Bao's true identity was the illegitimate child of the Qing Emperor and the Eldest Princess. In order to protect himself and hide his true identity, he chose to play dumb. Although Da Bao's IQ was not as high as the others, he was not a real fool. It was just that his thinking and reaction were relatively slow. His purpose of acting dumb was to protect himself and deceive others.

The readers can find the full text of the celebration on Qidian Chinese Network, Xiaoxiang Academy, and other related websites. These websites provided the complete version of the novel, which readers could download and read for free. The specific download link and reading method can be found on the relevant website.

In the 41st episode of the TV series, after Fan Xian and Xiao En fell off the cliff, Fan Xian used a branch to stop them from falling and took Xiao En into a cave. Xiao En wanted to tell Fan Xian the secret he knew, but Fan Xian felt that something was wrong. He believed that Xiao En and he should be the same kind of person and should not waver over life and death. Xiao En then told Fan Xian that his father was not Fan Jian, but Xiao En himself. Fan Xian's mother had been murdered. This was the plot of episode 41.

Celebrating the New Year's novels can be exempted from reading the full text on Qidian Chinese Network. Qidian Chinese Network provided a full-length online reading service for celebrating the past few years. The readers could read the entire novel on the website for free. At the same time, Qidian Chinese Network also provided a reading environment without advertisements and pop-ups, providing readers with a good reading experience.

The chapter number of Celebrating Years 1 was not clearly given in the novel. Therefore, I don't know how many chapters are there in the first chapter.

The movie with the highest rating on Douban was The Shawshank Redemption, with a rating of 9.6. The film was adapted from Stephen King's novel of the same name, directed by Frank Darabont, and starred Tim Robbin and Morgan Freeman. The film was set in a prison, showing the individual's fear of the passage of time and the change of the environment, while also exploring the theme of hope. In addition,'Witnesses for the Law', also one of the movies with the highest ratings on Douban, also scored 9.6 points. This movie was written and directed by Zhang Yimou, with Chen Yongsheng, Zhang Yu, and Zhang Yi as the main actors. These movies were highly praised by the audience.

The following were some of the recommended novels for school sweethearts: "Bamboo Horse Next Door: Little Green Plum, A Little Sweet","He Said I Was His Little Fairy","After Returning to the Rich and Powerful Family, the Big Boss Taught Me to Eat, Drink, and Play","Shut Up, I Don't Listen","Strawberry Print","Master Lu's Little Cutie Is Super Sweet","The Rest of My Life Is Long,""Tall, Rich, and Handsome Falling in Love with a Silly White Sweetie","Last Night Stars Last Night You","Hugs","Heart Clear," Deskmate"," Secret Love"," Her Little Plow Dimples", and so on These novels covered campus life, sweet love, and rich and powerful elements. They were suitable for readers who liked campus love stories.

You can watch the complete set of Celebration of the Year in high definition on Cechi Film and Television website for free. The website provided two ways to watch the game, which were high-definition cloud streaming and high-definition full episodes. The audience could choose different routes and broadcast addresses to watch the game. In addition, the website also provided details of the film, a list of main actors, poster pictures, and a description of the plot.

Here are some recommendations for the male protagonist's voice-activated boyfriend: 1. " I Miss You Very Much ": This novel described the male protagonist's sweet love for the female protagonist. There was no heart-wrenching plot. 2. " Raising a Husband for Trouble ": This is a story about a little white rabbit who has a crush on her male god and is swallowed by him. The male lead is a voice-controlled boyfriend. The two of them have a misunderstanding, but the misunderstanding is finally resolved and a sweet interaction begins. 3. " It's Happy to Meet You ": This novel is a modern short story with a voice-activated boyfriend. The male protagonist is the voice-activated boyfriend, and the female protagonist is the MV author. There is a scheming plot between the two. 4. " Voice Guidance ": This was a story of an attempt to seduce an idol with beauty, but was instead seduced by the idol step by step. The male lead was a voice-controlled boyfriend. 5. " Online Voice Duo ": This novel tells the story of modern romance and urban life. The male lead is a well-known voice actor, and the female lead is a MV author. The two are a perfect match. Please note that the above recommendations are based on the search results provided. There may be other suitable novel male lead voice-activated boyfriend scripts, but they were not found in the provided information.