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Teachers who want to tell stories, jokes, etc. before class can refer to the following suggestions: Dream of the Red Chamber: As one of the representative works of Chinese classical novels, it has many interesting plots and characters, such as the love entanglement between Jia Baoyu and Lin Daiyu, Xue Baochai's conspiracy, etc. It can tell some stories related to literature. 2. Journey to the West: As a classic mythological novel, there are many thrilling plots and characters that can tell stories related to myths and legends, such as Sun Wukong and Tang Sanzang's journey to the Western Heaven. 3. Water Margins: As a famous heroic legendary novel, there are many brave and fearless characters and touching stories. It can tell some stories related to heroism, such as Song Jiang's righteous act and Lin Chong's tragic story. Romance of the Three Kingdoms: As a classic war and political novel, there are many wonderful plots and characters that can tell stories related to history, such as the political struggles and military wars during the Three Kingdoms period. The above are some classic Chinese novels, all of which have rich cultural implications and plots that can be used as reference material for storytelling. Of course, it was normal if the joke was not funny. After all, everyone had different tastes!

For novels like Biohazard: I Am a Zombie or Doomsday: The Legend of Zombies, you can refer to the following suggestions: Zombie Teacher: The protagonist is an ordinary middle school teacher who becomes a zombie after a virus outbreak. The story was full of horror and horror, but it also showed the complexity of human nature. - Zombie Blade: The protagonist is a professional soldier who loses his family and friends after a war and becomes a lonely zombie. He was constantly growing and fighting in the process of finding a new way to survive. - Zombie Survival Manual: This is a very interesting survival guide. The protagonist is an ordinary person who becomes a zombie after a virus outbreak. Through continuous learning and hard work, he became an excellent zombie and protected the survival of humans. - Zombie Hunter: The protagonist is a professional zombie hunter. He lost his family and friends in a war and became a lonely zombie. In the process of finding a new way to survive, he continued to fight and grow into a great hero.

" I'm the main character's father " is a light novel by author Gu Feixue. It's a derivative Doujinshi novel. The general plot of this novel is as follows: He had obtained the system of the " Myriad World Father " and had transmigrated to various worlds to become the father of the main character. This main character was also very " desperate "! ---------------------------- The book " Invincible Babysitter in the Other World " was a fantasy novel written by the author, Ling Passionate. The general plot of this novel was: Due to the lack of emotions, the Supreme Martial Artist was unable to vindicate his Dao and had no choice but to reincarnate! After his rebirth, he became the father of several children. In the process of nurturing his children, he once again embarked on the path of vindication. No matter who it is, don't act tough in front of my family because you can't afford to offend my child! ---------------------------- Master Immortal was a fantasy novel written by the author, Little Overlord XX. The general plot of the novel was: After being reborn, a good-for-nothing was still a good-for-nothing. Relying on a cultivation technique left behind by his father that had been studied countless times, he finally obtained a new life. After experiencing the Thousand Tribulations, the imagined path of finding his relatives became more and more complicated and treacherous, because he had long been swept into the abyss… ---------------------------- " Dad, How Did You Transmigrate?" was a fantasy novel written by the author. The general plot of the novel was: One day, Xu Jian sent a message claiming that it was his biological father who had passed away many years ago. He said that he had transmigrated to another world for many years and now needed his help to save his mother. This help involved all of his savings. Xu Jian, who was skeptical, chose to give it a try. ---------------------------- " Black-bellied Daddy took the villain's script " was a modern romance novel written by the author, Tianxia Dou. The general plot of this novel was: The Fei family's Sixth Miss, who had been wandering outside, had been found. When she came back, she was still pregnant, and the identity of the child's father was a mystery. Five years later, the two little ancestors of the Fei family were worried about their mommy's marriage. They started to look for a stepfather online. "Tell me about your specialty." Er Bao: " Pay attention to your wording. Be serious. Do you have any other specialties?" Villain Big Boss: Ask again, only big ones, not small ones." The two treasures thought,'Good heavens, the child is just an accident. Mommy is the treasure...' ---------------------------- " The Confused Mother of the Second Generation Demon " was a fantasy romance novel written by Bei Mochen. The general plot of this novel was: Little Dough: " Mother, why did you have to wait until I grew up before you could tell me about my father?!" Mother: " How would I know what I was thinking at that time? Go play somewhere else!" Little Dough: " Then you've lost your memory now, and I don't know anything about Daddy. I definitely won't be able to find him in the future!" Mother: " What's so difficult about that? If you can't find your relatives, then find your descendants!" There are so many men in the world. There will definitely be one that suits you!" Little Dough,"But…" ---------------------------- " I'm Planting My Dad on a Planet " was a fantasy romance novel written by the author, Feng Chuniao. The general plot of the novel was: A lonely planet, a young and cute baby. In a crooked spaceship, Cute Baby was walking on the road to find his father with the company of his pet dog. Who is my father? Cute Baby said, I don't know either. Why don't I grow my own father? Having one or two daddies was also a good thing, so the little guy decided to have a few more daddies. This way, she could go to the various planets to find her father. She looked for her father and found a good father. They traveled between planets, experiencing both fortuitous encounters and danger. Father is a rebel big shot, the Iron-Blooded War God? Daddy is a beastman with a long tail, mischievous and capable? Her father was a garbage collector in the space station. He made a living by picking up garbage? ---------------------------- " I've become the father of all villains " was a fantasy novel written by the demon Yu Sang. The general plot of the novel was: This book is also known as " The Best Daddy System "," How to Become a Villain "," I'm More Like a Villain Than a Villain "," My Plug-in Is A Little Strong "," There's No Villain I Can't Conquer "," My Way To Conquer Villains Is Enough For You To Learn For A Lifetime "... Ding! Your Daddy System is activating…Ding! Activating system mission…Ding! [System Quest: Please become a villain's father…Nani?] Become the villain's father? Lin Fei's face was filled with question marks! It was already difficult enough to be a father, but he actually wanted to be the father of a villain? F * ck, my hair will really fall out! Lin Fei: It's too difficult for me. It's really too difficult to be the father of a villain. Who knew that he was really risking his life every day! ---------------------------- " Find a Husband for Mother " was a fantasy romance novel written by the author, Mo Feiyu. The general plot of this novel was: I recommend Fei Yu's new novel," Pet Cute Treasure: Domineering Mother One Free One ". In the serial, everyone supports the soul to travel to another world. He even brought two little buns with him. Damn it, he doesn't even know who the father of the child is. Without a man, she could still live a carefree life. With a pair of top-notch children, she could collect all the money in the world. Men would never be as practical as silver. Humorous and cool. ---------------------------- The book " Final Fantasy " was a mystery detective novel written by the author. The general plot of the novel was: In a word, since I joined Hunter, I have been looking for my father. This article is also titled "How to Turn the End of the World into an RPG","Earth VS the Malice of the Universe","Daddy: You Can't Find Me, Can't Find Me","The author's brain is too big, can't stop, probably a grave" ↑↑↑↑↑\r Was he really a man with such a penmanship style?

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"The Legend of the Primal Stars" is a Xianxia-Mythological Cultivation novel written by the author, Gu Xing Tianqi. The general plot of this novel is as follows: After crossing the Untainted Land and occupying the body of the Star Fruit Tree, he could instinctively become a Genuine Immortal of Fortune like Zhenyuanzi. However, his Origin had been damaged by more than 90%. If he wanted to take another step forward, he would need a large amount of star power. However, how could the Demon Tribe, who had occupied the Heavenly Court, watch as the star power was drained? "Let's see how Xing Chen Zi will make up for the source. Free and Unfettered Book Group: 562637121 Interested readers can join the discussion. Please enter the nickname of the book friend when entering the group. Thank you." ---------------------------- 'Extreme Star Heavenly Venerable' was a fantasy novel written by the author, Tai Fou. The general plot of this novel was: The apocalypse. Life was in misery! Breaking through prejudice, all living beings were united. When the Polar Star appeared, the world would be safe! Dao Body, Buddha Heart, Demon Soul, and Demon Essence had become Extreme Star Heavenly Venerate! ---------------------------- The book "Primordial Ancestral God" was written by the author Kong Wuhen. It was an Eastern fantasy novel. The general plot of this novel was: Ancient cultivators drew upon the power of the Nine Void Stars to form star imprints and cultivate their astral souls to strengthen their bodies. Martial Saints roamed the Nine Void Stars, plucked the stars and the moon, and became the revered beings of the universe. ---------------------------- "God's Sealed Star Dome" was a sci-fi novel written by Lord Lazy Demon. The general plot of this novel was: In the vast universe, the starry sky was boundless. The endless darkness seemed to have no end. The distant light was hope, or the beginning of darkness. Where was the hidden legend, the lost world? There were thousands of races, and their postures were extraordinary. The intersection of black and white was a brand new world, or another starry sky…In a corner of the universe, on a desolate and dim planet, a soul that had slept for a thousand years quietly opened its eyes one day… ---------------------------- "The Eternal Lord that Devours the Stars" was a fantasy novel written by the author who became a god. The general plot of this novel was: Only one life? No, I've done it countless times. If there was something that couldn't be solved with one life, then he would use two lives to solve it. The great legend of the starry sky began with the destined eternal life. ---------------------------- "The Path of the Gods Begins on Planet Krypton" was a novel written by the author, No Smoke Love. The general plot of the novel was: Creating a main sequence planet on Krypton. Coiling Dragon formed a Sovereign spark with his bare hands. He was reviving universe masters by devouring the starry sky. After ascending, he gave Feng Yun Wuji a perfect Sovereign spark…Infinite Heavens, Praise Shirley! ---------------------------- Immortal Starry Sky was a sci-fi futuristic novel written by the author. The general plot of the novel was: "Six Legged Red Black Worm, tier 7 elite bug beast. Absorbing it, I should be able to reach tier 8." "Giant Explosive Thunder Dragon Beast, Bronze Rank Bloodline. Its body is as big as a small planet. If I absorb it, I can immediately advance to Black Hole Rank!" "The White Elephant of the Origin is the best among the Chaos Spiritual Beasts. It's a tough guy to deal with. However, as long as I absorb it, my vitality index will break through 10,000…" Wang Xu accidentally obtained a flame that could devour insects and turn their energy into his own. From then on, he swept through the starry sky and became immortal! -------------------------------- The new book "The Last Superpowered Person on Earth" has been released. ---------------------------- "Heavenly Emperor Xuanhuang Record" was a fantasy novel written by the author, Dugu Xiaoxiao Feng. The general plot of this novel was: Crossing the two worlds of the past and the future, wandering between good and evil, life and death, just to climb the unconquered peak and look down on the world. r My new book, Chaotic Galaxy, has been released. Please support me! ---------------------------- Super Invincible Godly Emperor was a fantasy novel written by Super Star. The general plot of this novel was: His family was exterminated, and he was alone outside. After several encounters, he finally became a God Monarch Realm expert. ---------------------------- "Star Lord in the Sky" was a fantasy novel written by the author, Yu Xitian. The general plot of this novel was: Under the starry sky, who was the ruler? In the sky, who could compete with him? Ling Feng's dantian was crippled, and he had to accept the inheritance of a mysterious Astral Soul in a difficult situation…

😋I recommend the following two novels to you: " My bedroom is connected to the alien planet." The male protagonist uses his bedroom to connect to an alien planet and master alien technology. He defeats his enemies and becomes a tyrant. There were a lot of technological elements and combat descriptions. The male protagonist also experienced the growth process from an ordinary person to a strong person. You will definitely fall in love with this world full of imagination! " Beyond the World "-The male protagonist accidentally obtained the ability to trade with alien civilizations. Through trading with aliens, he obtained super technology and finally became a powerful fighter. This book had elements of super students, invincible students, and ultimate warriors. At the same time, it would also show the male protagonist's continuous growth process. I hope you like my recommendation.😗

'Childhood', a novel by Maxim Zamiyadin of the Soviet Union, was published in 1982. The novel narrated the protagonist Carpenter's childhood life experience. It depicted a poor, lonely, and discriminated teenager. Through his relationship with his father and his friendship with several peers, he showed the innocence, purity, and kindness of human childhood. The story took place around 1905 in Russia. Carpenter was an orphan abandoned by his parents on the streets. He lived in a poor and lonely environment and was often bullied and discriminated against by other children. However, he showed extraordinary kindness and compassion and often helped other children. During Carpenter's childhood, his father never appeared. He could only understand his father's situation through communication with his mother. Her mother was a hardworking and kind farmer. She worked hard for her family but could not escape the fate of poverty. In the novel, Carpenter made a group of good friends. They were Aliosha, Boris, Ivan, and Vegeta. They had fun playing and studying together. However, as they grew up, they gradually changed. Aliosha became a revolutionary, Boris became a politician, Vegeta became a scientist, and Ivan became a soldier. Eventually, Carpenter also changed. He gradually realized the nature of social injustice and poverty and began to work hard to change society. Through Carpenter's childhood experience, the novel shows the innocence, purity and kindness of human beings in childhood, as well as the process and changes of growth. At the same time, it also probes into the problems of social injustice and class differences.

Rebirth novels refer to fantasy novels set in the prehistoric times, in which the protagonist gets a chance to be reborn in an accident or inevitable event and then experiences various adventures and challenges again. Rebirth novels usually had a strong mythological color, rich character settings, and plot development. It was one of the more popular types of online novels. The protagonists of novels about rebirth would usually experience various fantasy adventures such as exploration, battle, transmigration, rebirth, etc., which often involved various myths and legends, immortal stories, historical events, etc. The main characteristics of the novels were the ups and downs of the plot, the distinct personalities of the characters, and the rich worldviews that could attract the interest and attention of the readers. Rebirth novels had a wide range of topics, such as fantasy, xianxia, wuxia, fantasy, history, science fiction, and so on. Different subjects would have different story settings and plot trends, but they all had a certain commonality, which emphasized the protagonist's adventurous spirit and indomitable will, as well as the exploration and thinking of fate and heaven.