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I tried reading it in my head and failed then tried saying it out loud 😭
"Greatly blessed valley... Greetings Chalchiuhtlicue, you grace us with your rather... voluminous beauty" said Odin, looking at the beautiful dark-skinned woman in the most specific area possible...
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Anime & Comics · Ghost_84
he overreacted but I see where he is coming from
"Not enough, unfortunately. My brother and sister usually attend this meeting, but both are unavailable at the moment, my brother with a dragon, and my sister chose the worst time to lock herself in a cave" said the moon god of the Shinto pantheon.
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Anime & Comics · Ghost_84
be strong brothers 😂
"If you want to fight... come with the intention of killing, but know that the moment you face me, only death awaits you, because I, Scáthach, offer no mercy to those who seek the eternal silence" said the woman identified as Scáthach.
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"incinerate them VASAVI SHAKTI !"
It was then that Karna began to recite something...
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I'm dying make it stop🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"…When I told him to get another woman, I didn't expect it to be one where he needs to use his entire body to fuck," Sif said, wide-eyed.
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"Have you ever looked in the mirror? I don't remember seeing your blue ass coming out of my mother, nor do I remember my parents adopting a woman with tits bigger than our house," Sif said.
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And there was this fool wondering why thor is scared of his mother 😂
"I was still the target, it's uncomfortable! Also, I must remind you that your mother is possibly the only existence in Asgard who can make you feel pain, the last time you disobeyed her she used me as a punching bag and you felt my pain! So, as my advice, go and warn her!" said Odin.
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Anime & Comics · Ghost_84
hera would never happen
The god of thunder didn't even wait for Járnsaxa to finish and just decided to accept the challenge when he heard the words 'peace', 'loyalty', and 'diplomatic ties'. Needless to say, Thor was in a hurry, not to mention he planned to help his brother Vali.
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Anime & Comics · Ghost_84
why would Thor care about her explanation it's not dumb it's practical
"If I win, I want your word to never enter Jotunheim again. Also, if you win, for you to gain peace and loyalty from me and, by extension, my people, in addition to you beating me, for us to strengthen our diplomatic ties you will have to –" said Járnsaxa, before she was interrupted.
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Anime & Comics · Ghost_84
I would lick her shoes
The woman on the throne had blue skin characteristic of the Jotun race, with ice-blue eyes that glowed in the dark. She was blonde, although the shade of her hair could vary between snow white and platinum blonde and it was cut to shoulder length.
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it looks so punchable
When Andvari reached the end of the cave he gave a smile that could be described as stingy.
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"I already told you, old man, I won't tell you the secret to deactivating Doggo, I don't care how much time passes. In fact, you've even become a more efficient king after Doggo," said Thor.
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Another
"I already told you, old man, I won't tell you the secret to deactivating Doggo, I don't care how much time passes. In fact, you've even become a more efficient king after Doggo," said Thor.
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Anime & Comics · Ghost_84
just decided to put a random gif
Gilgamesh had knelt.
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"... Such a specimen will serve as a great base for the throne... For the Emperor" said the captain.
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Anime & Comics · Ghost_84
mead and meat*
Thor looked at the mead and looked back at the little girl, who was looking at him expectantly. The god of thunder, seeing the glint in the young mortal's eyes, Thor did the only thing he could do...
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Anime & Comics · Ghost_84
imagine if she is in the dimensional gap
I LOST MY DAUGHTER?!
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