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Don’t take life too seriously… you’ll never make it out alive.

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And don’t make a fuss if you get your toes stepped on 😈

"Oh, Georgie. When you invite yourself to dance with the devil, you don't get to complain about the music," Hadeon tutted softly, and he drew a card from the deck of cards. "Looks like fate's got a dark sense of humor, eh?" He turned the card to show a picture of a coffin on it. 

Beauty and the Immortal: It started with a dig

Beauty and the Immortal: It started with a dig

Fantasy · ash_knight17

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Above the 'Dead or Alive' of the poster read— Gideon Vand. 

Beauty and the Immortal: It started with a dig

Beauty and the Immortal: It started with a dig

Fantasy · ash_knight17

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At least it wasn’t a pomegranate 😅

"Figured you might want to eat something," Hadeon remarked, who now sat inside the carriage with a sly grin. "It is an apple tree that has been cultivated from the very best of our compost. Nothing enriches the soil quite like the dead."

Beauty and the Immortal: It started with a dig

Beauty and the Immortal: It started with a dig

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Herdern Vern Dern! 🙄

"How brave of you to step foot in My castle?" The beaver-like man demanded as he climbed down with loud thumps and followed by his lackey. "I am the most powerful person on this land. I am Hey Don Van Darn!"

Beauty and the Immortal: It started with a dig

Beauty and the Immortal: It started with a dig

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Throw out the trash!

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"Let me help," Hadeon offered politely, before grasping the man's neck and flinging him out of the window. 

Beauty and the Immortal: It started with a dig

Beauty and the Immortal: It started with a dig

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He sounds like Rob Lowe! Except I think Rob carries it around in his pockets and rubs it all over his face every time he thinks to do it.

Hadeon turned to meet her eyes, and he replied, "That's what good skin and hair care does. A routine you should consider starting, I already see frown lines there," he pointed to her forehead. "You don't want your ghost wearing that in the afterlife. Don't worry, there's plenty of aloe vera in the estate."

Beauty and the Immortal: It started with a dig

Beauty and the Immortal: It started with a dig

Fantasy · ash_knight17

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Finally some new updates to look forward to!

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Author's Note: Welcome to yet, another book. The book will have daily updates and I hope you enjoy it!

Beauty and the Immortal: It started with a dig

Beauty and the Immortal: It started with a dig

Fantasy · ash_knight17

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That little trick almost got Marilyn Monroe into a world of trouble in Bus Stop 😅

Aside from Jimmy's presence, the night passes uneventfully. I take shots of water when guys insist on buying me alcohol and put the money in the tip jar. Sarah, Chris, and I develop an easy rhythm, swiftly tackling all the orders and keeping everyone as happy as we can. 

Star-Crossed Legacy

Star-Crossed Legacy

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And if she kisses him he’ll turn into a prince! Or she’ll turn into a crocodile…

"Didn't you meet anyone special during your vacation?" Aiden asked, causing Niyasa to frown. Most of her time had been spent trying to run away, or in the company of crocodiles. 

Garden Of Poison

Garden Of Poison

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